This is not a parody, it is based strictly off of the idea of the upcoming movie "The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"

There was never any doubt that I could get girls. Women just seemed drawn to me, ever since infancy. Now, life is pretty damn good when it comes to women and me. I am able to have 4 girlfriends right now: Rochelle, Hannah, Nora, and Peyton. Now I have to say, I know that dating multiple ladies is wrong but why is it? I am faithful to all three…most of the time. They know where they stand, and they are ok with it. Yup, I have a way with ladies, but the same cannot be said about my brother Will who is willingly entering the last legal form of slavery: marriage.

"It's great to see you bro!" he said as I entered the house.

This house was the very house I grew up in and was basically an antique. It was beautiful, but the downside was it was in Boston. Boston, frigid cold and gloomy. I already missed California, with its sunny beaches, loose women, and sushi bars around every corner. As soon as this wedding was over, and as soon as I managed to bed at least one bridesmaid, I was gone!

"Will" I said as I gave my brother a quick hug. "How's the soon to be married man?"

"Great! I can't wait to marry this one." He put his arm around his fiancé and smiled at her.

"That's sweet" I lied, I should have said "Gay!" but I resisted. "Claire, it's good to see you" I said with a smile.

"Uh huh" she grunted and gave me a look like she wanted to burn me at the stake for all my sins.

Claire and I met in college, where she later met my brother, and she had a HUGE thing for me but I only thought she was hot, and a bit insane. I agreed to go on a date with her until I met her friend Jill, and well…you can guess. Safe to say, Claire hates me for standing her up and later sleeping with 6 of her best friends. But I tell her "Without me you never would have met Will" but she still manages to despise me.

"Well, your room is upstairs still; I made sure you got your own room. So why don't you just go upstairs and take a nap, you look pretty tired."

"Oh no, I'm fine, why don't I just go in the living room with everyone else." I could hear all the other 9 guests in the house talking and laughing. Plus I wanted to see my mom and dad as well.

"You don't want to go in there! It's just a bunch of our crazy relatives chatting and laughing at stupid jokes! Seriously go upstairs…"

Something was up with Will; it was like he was hiding something. "No really Will, I'm just-"

Someone cleared their throat behind me interrupting me. "Excuse me miss, we're in the middle of a conver-" as I turned to tell the woman who rudely interrupted us to take a hike, I saw who it was. I was speechless; I think I sat there for a full minute and a half without saying a word and just having my jaw fall to the floor. "Sonny Monroe" I spat out.

"Chad Dylan Cooper" she said without a smile or any other expression on her adorable face.

We both stared at each other, each wondering what the other one was doing there.

"Well uh, me and Claire are gonna go… bye" said Will as he left with Claire.

I looked at Sonny. "Sonny…what…what…how are you?" I asked finally able to put a full sentence together.

"Good…and you?" she asked

I shrugged "Great, I'm doing, I'm doing great." I looked at her and saw how beautiful she was. She was gorgeous back then and I never thought she would get more beautiful, but she did. I was about to say something else but my phone went off. "Excuse me for a moment." I answered it without seeing who it was.

"Chad! How are you doing baby?"

I whispered "Good, good, what is it Rochelle?"

"I just wanted to say I missed you…"

I half laughed "I miss you too" Sonny rolled her eyes and put on a "some things never change" smile on her face, but not a good nostalgic one, more of a "wow you're still a prick" one. The other line ringed "Hang on Rochelle." I switched to the other line "Hello?"

"Baby?" asked a voice

I laughed a nervous laugh now as Sonny was still giving me a look of "you're so pathetic". "Peyton! Hey gorgeous. What is it?"

"I miss you so much. Especially now, as I'm sitting here in the hot tub…"

I was probably sweating and turning red now. "That's very sweet Peyton, but um…I have to call you back." I hung up immediately so that I could explain to Sonny. "Sorry, just some friends from work…"

"Mm… well that's expected. You always did have a lot of 'friends from work'." She gave me a look and I felt horrible now but I didn't show it. "Well, I have to go, it was nice seeing you. You haven't changed one bit" she said in a sweet voice, but I understood the hidden message underneath that.

"It was great to see you too Sonny, it was really great." She looked at me with a different look now, almost like she was in pain. She turned, grabbed her coat, and walked out into the snow.

I hadn't seen Sonny in 3 years, and I had to say I had thought about her a lot; more than any other girl I've dated. But it was over now, she seemed to have moved on and so have I…a lot. But that still didn't stop me from thinking she was the most beautiful girl I ever laid eyes on.