Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
He always knows when to squint.
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
He never has any pocket lint,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
Gave me a tasty breath mint,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
Solved the puzzle without a hint,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
His eyes have such a lovely tint.
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
Starts a fire without any flint,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
Teaches his cat how to print,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
Never seen a faster sprint,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
Almost named his brother Clint,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint,
His face is so noticeably glint,
Rupert Grint, Rupert Grint
Never drinks more than a pint!