OMG its ME!! I'm writing a funny fic.

(Loud Shrieking) I'm excited….

okay I'm calm.

Shall we begin?!

Disclaimer: I'm sorry I don't own Naruto. If I did Hinata would have Naruto by now!

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Hinata lay snuggled to Naruto on there couch in there new apartment. They've been going out for a little over 2 years now, Naruto was now a respected Jounin and a successor to Tsunade to become 6th Hokage. Hinata was a Jounin also and was on the road of becoming clan head of the Hyuuga's, after they realized her true potential and her father got the stick out his ass.

Hinata finally got over that infernal stuttering and finger twisting habit of hers, she was more confident about herself and her body after all the compliments Naruto gives her. She developed pretty good over the years since she was 15, she was 19 now and has a curvaceous body to die for with a full ample chest.

Another thing Naruto constantly brags about.

She also dressed with a little less clothing now, those jackets of hers where burning her up sometimes. She switched to a white tank top with a mesh top over it, she had a tighter less loose purple jacket over her though. She wore shorts now, but they weren't short-shorts more like Bermuda shorts that were white with purple strips. Yes, her figure was seen more but still left a lot to the imagination, something reserved only for her Naruto.

Naruto after awhile changed to a more claming person, he wasn't as loud as he used to be, he guessed he had to reason to be loud anymore. He got all the attention he needed from his Hinata. It was like Hinata's calm demeanor had rubbed off on Naruto to the point that if someone insulted him he didn't retaliate negatively, he just shut them up with a snide remark that could destroy there ego. Thank the heavens he also changed his outfit, many people are still thanking Hinata for that. His outfit was still similar to what he wore before, the color just changed from that loud head aching orange to a relaxing navy blue. Hinata did miss the orange however and wasn't very satisfied with the new color, so on occasion he'd wear the old outfit just to make her happy. At times he'd wink at Hinata and remind her he still was always wearing orange…….you just couldn't see it.

Yes, Naruto and Hinata were very sexually active and he was pretty sure everyone knew about it. They've been caught enough times in public areas for people to know that they were very sexually active. Some may say he corrupted her to such task, Naruto just rolled his eyes, Hinata could be just as big of a pervert as him.

Ahem, well back to the snuggling couple on there couch, they were currently watching this action movie Naruto so desperately wanted to see when a poof was heard. They quickly turned around to see Shizune smiling down at them. Hinata politely greeted her and Naruto got straight to the question and asked what she wanted.

Some things never change.

"Hokage-sama would like a word with you Hinata, uh Naruto you can come along too." She then puffed away again leaving a confused Naruto, "Eh, what was that all about Hinata-chan? Do you have a mission or something?" Hinata just shrugged her shoulders and told him they should hurry, god knows they didn't want Tsunade to get too impatient.

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When they arrived they were greeted at the sight of Shikamaru and Ino, Neji and Ten-Ten and Sasuke and Sakura. (Yes Sasuke is back from killing his brother and all that other boring jazz).

They all seemed to be avoiding eye contact with Naruto.

"Eh, what gives? Does Hinata-chan have a mission or what?!" Hinata elbowed him a little rough, she still found it uncomfortable for him to address Tsunade-sama that way. Speaking of Tsunade, she slowly rubbed her temples but remembered the task at hand and soon started to chuckle a bit. "Yes Hinata does have a mission, a seduction mission."

Naruto almost chocked on air.

"Are you INSANE! My Hina-hime cant possibly do such a vile thing! Send Anko, she can do the vile thing." The calm, cool and collected Naruto flew straight out the window. What was replaced was brash, loud and knuckle-headed Naruto and oh was he mad.

Tsunade looked at him with a bored expression and waved her hand in the air carelessly, "She's been swamped lately with these type of missions and needs a break Naruto. Everyone needs one once in a while." Naruto wasn't having that however, he scanned the room looking at every possible female candidate.

"Ino." Naruto said pointing to her, Shikamaru blocked Ino and glared at Naruto, "What about Ino." His tone clearly told Naruto to not go any further, but again this is the knuckle-headed Naruto rate now. " She's more experienced! Hina-hime has never been on one, Ino's practically a pro! Why not send Ino?"

Naruto held this eager and desperate look to Tsunade, who desperately was trying not to laugh, "Naruto, Ino's had her share also. Plus she is needed at her family's family shop, so she's busy."

Naruto rolled his eyes, 'It's fucking fall, who the hell wants flowers.'

By now Naruto was pulling his hair out, god why was this happening to him! What if his Hinata-chan had to dress provocatively in front of…..strangers. NO! Dammit, that was reserved for him, "Ten-Ten!"

Neji immediately brought that idea down, "No."

Naruto eyes narrowed at Neji, "Why not! This is your cousin for crying out loud you, fucking fire crotch!" Neji tried to get his hands around Naruto's neck but Hinata blocked him and gave him a deadly glare.

No one messes with her Naru-kun.

Tsunade was snickering by now, "Naruto, Ten-Ten has had her share of these missions also. Besides she's more fit for…..well things other then this basically, she's more of a rough house anyways." Naruto eye's widened at this, was Hinata the only girl in the fucking village that didn't go on a seduction mission! Finally his eyes laid on Sakura and Sasuke immediately answered a strong, dark 'NO'.

"SAKURA! Come on she barely does anything. I mean look, how hard is this." He sets himself in a Sakura pose and flashes his eyelashes. He started walking on his toes and pursed his lips, " Hi! I'm Sakura and I'm going to heal you, then you, then you, oh and will you look at the time I have to go bang my chicken headed ass boyfriend. You know gotta rebuild that clan!"

Sakura's face got red and she almost jumped on Naruto, but yet again Hinata blocked him. So she settled for a pissed look and a vain popping forehead. Sasuke on the other hand, " Hinata if I were you, I'd keep Naruto in check."

Hinata narrowed her eyes at him, " And if I were you I'd get checked. I heard Sakura was burning a little." His eyes widened and he heard a snicker in the background, just to see Shikamaru covering his mouth and act as if it wasn't him.

Tsunade rubbed her temples and slammed her fist on the desk, "No! Naruto, Sakura is needed at the hospital, what if a emergency happens?!" Naruto was quick to retaliate, "Well no one told you to teach just ONE person how to be a decent medic-nin" He was sure there were other people she trained, just not as much as Sakura.

Everyone mumbled in agreement.

"Baka shut it! In the end it's Hinata's decision whether or not she wants to do it! Hinata?" Tsunade looked in Hinata's direction to see her response, Hinata looked quite nervous. She could either be selfish and send another person who probably needs a well deserved break or she could risk losing fun time with Naruto.

The room got quiet.

Naruto got nervous.

Tsunade leaned forward, and then,

"Yes, I'll do it."

Hell has frozen over….

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Oh! Naruto wasnt liking this....wonder what Naruto is gonna do now that Hinata's gonna be gone for a while.

He he...his rampage has just begun......

Oh, this fic is just a side activity im still doing Vengeance too!! This one will just be shorter and funnier.

TTFN!!.....