5-Lollipop by Framing Hanley

Shawn immediately regretted telling Gus about his plan. He had barely finished divulging it to him when Gus brought out his famous 'I-Don't-Feel-Like-Getting-Shot-By-Lassiter' speech.

"Shawn, you can't just do that to an authority figure like Lassiter. He'll shoot you and then shoot me for accessory to stupidity. Blah, blah, blah"

God, that big lump of chocolatey goodness could rant for days given the opportunity. Shawn rolled his eyes.

"Come on Gus, don't be a poorly drawn heffalump. Lassie would never shoot us in a police station full of witnesses. That would cause unnecessary construction on his road to Chief and you know how he hates time consuming detours."

They headed out to the Psychmobile and Shawn smirked as he climbed into the passenger seat.

"Besides, it's just an innocent piece of candy."

Once they arrived at the police station Gus left to find Jules.

"I'm not going to be a witness to your idiocy Shawn. I've got a date with Juliet tonight and I'm not taking any chances."

Shawn just shrugged and went off in search of his favorite head detective.

"Afternoon Lassie." Shawn said as he sat down on the detective's desk and took the wrapping off of his Charms Blow Pop. Carlton tensed but he didn't look up from his work.

"What do you want Spencer? As you can see I'm busy so make it quick or better yet, go away."

"How many licks does take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop? And does it take the same amount of licks to get to the bubble gum center of a Blow Pop?"

Carlton looked up just in time to see Shawn suck the lollipop into his mouth. His eyes were glued to his lips as Shawn withdrew the candy from his mouth with an obscene 'pop'.

Shawn leaned towards Carlton and said "This is part where you say let's find out. One," Shawn drew his tongue around the lollipop.

"Two,"

Again.

"Three." After the third lick Shawn sucked the piece of candy back into his mouth and pulled it out with another loud 'pop' as Carlton squirmed in his chair and moved so that his desk hid his growing problem.

Shawn leaned even closer to Carlton and licked his lips deviously.

"I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of your lollipop Lassie." Shawn whispered and not-so-subtly glanced down at the detective's lap as he gave the lollipop one last agonizingly slow lick before walking away.

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Okay, so there they are. All five Shassie shorts. I'm never posting on FF again after this because FF is the seventh layer of hell. I'm going to be doing more shorts because they're just too damn fun but if you want to read them you're going to have to go to my LiveJournal. It's geekerific-1017 . live journal . Com

Just click on my homepage on my FF profile.

-Squeedle