Author - Tangilass
Pairing - Lorne/Tangi, Angel/Fred
Rating - NC17
Warnings - Spnking
Tangi headed out to the store that morning to get something, she was hungry and she had no idea what she wanted, but she knew that there was nothing in the hotel kitchen that she wanted. She also went to pick up some of Freds food for her.
Fred sat in the courtyard, purring happily and smeilling the flowers that her Angel called Jasmine, she didn't care what they called them, she called them pretty and tasty even if Angel told her not to eat them unless the petals fell off.
Fred giggled as she picked a leaf off and let it fall to the ground along wit the other petals, the big pile of yellow, and purple and white petals, giggling again she shifted to her little kitty form and started rolling in the pile of petals and purring even more loudly if that was at all possible.
Tangi slipped in through the courtyard gate and giggles seeing Fred, bags in hand she hurried over to the bench and took a seat, pulling a can of pounce from her bag, she shook it and in seconds Fred was all over her.
"Oh, hey, OKOK, hold on.. here!"
Tangi giggled and opened the can putting some on the bench for her, Fred Purred and meeped, swollowing them whole before shifting back.
"Thats good!, can I have my food now please?"
She asked softly, looking at Tangi in antiscipation.
"Oh yea! I got the BIG container and some yummy dental snacks, apparently cats like them, I thought you would to. Isin't Angel supposed to be getting you a collar, how come you don't got one?"
She asked her as she got out the cat food and poured a whole lot into the big lid and set it down for her. Fred started purringa gain and started eating
"Uhuh.. and I dunno, maybe he's still thinking if he wants to keep me still.. I dunno, its ok though.. I got weed, want some?"
Tangi's brow raised and she looked at her
"WEll if he don't want ya to stay, I want you to stay, I can get Lorne to get you a collar and whats weed?"
Tangi took out a coke and twinkie from the bag and started to eat, while watching Fred shove more food into her mouth, then pulled the weed from her pocket.
"This"
Fred said with a giggle
"Makes me all giggly and yummy, Its really really good"
She giggled again and thre some on the ground in a little pile and shifted right down again, her kitty hopping off the bench and she started to roll in the Weed. Even eating some to.
Tangi watched her and the moment her wolf started to smell it, she started to growl softly and without realizing it she shifted and started rolling in it as well.
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Fred sat up and ate some more, Tangi growled softly and sat up, grabbing the bag and the twinkie inside, she pulled it down into the pile of weed and started to eat between her paws.
Fred shifted back to herself after eatinga little bit more and giggled as Tangi did the same thing
"See told ya it was good, way good"
SHe ate more Happy cat and drank soem of the flavored water Tangi had opened for her. Tangi started to open her chocolate and eat it she was really hungry for some reason now and she didn't know why.
"Where you get it?"
She ate more chocolate
"Is it like cat nip?"
Fred nodded and giggled, eating more as well
"Uhuh, its catnip, the guy I buy it from said its realyl really good catnip"
Tangi looked at her, her head feeling a bit funny and she smiled
"You buy it form him?.. where you get the money from?"
She growled softly and kept eating
"and why does he call it weed if its catnip?"
" Oh I get money from doing things with his friends, you know like I used to do for Drake.. and I dunno why he calles it weed, when its catnip, I like it alot"
Fred giggled again and started to eat more , tangi frowned
"You get money from doing that"
SHe took out the twinkies from the pack and started to make bunny ears with them and giggled.
"Uhuh, I get lottsa moneyfrom doing that, but I gotta give some of it to my friend, but thats ok I only get catnip and someone else buys my food for me, I don't like stores."
Lorne headed out tot he courtyard follwing the sound of giggles
"Hello kittens, having a party are we?"
Fred looked up at him and giggled again, eating more of her happy cat. Tangi smiled and giggled and started eating the twinkies
"they was bunnie ears"
Lornes brow raised and he moved to them, leaning over and running his fingers through the catnip, inhaling a bit he brought a pinch to his nose.
"SWEET SINATRA!.. this is maryjane!"
Fred shook her head no as she stuffed her mouth full of happy cat
"Nu uh, thats weed, catnip.. I know, my friend gets it for me all the time.. I really like it"
She giggles and shoved more happy cat in her mouth as Tangi shoved in another twinkie.
"Uhuh catnio, I like it!"
Tangi crowed to him and cracked open another coke.
"ITS POT!"
He covered his mouth and looked around
"its potnip.. grass, marawanee.. your both high as kitty kites!"
Fred fell off the bench giggling
"kitty kites!"
Then as fast as it started she abruptly sat up and looked at him
"Wait, whats potnip?.. is that another name for it?"
Tangi snorted, coke flying out of her nose and Lorne started to gather up the pot, looking around nervously.
"If the fruzz see this, ohh man I can't believe you two, where did you get it?"
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!"
Fred shifted to her cat form and attacked the hankercheif that he had just swept it all into, dragging it away with the her 'catnip' in it, as quickly as she could all the way under a Jasmine bush. Then she crawled back out and hopped over to him, hopping up and down.
"hiss hiss, spit..hisss hisss"
Tangi burst into a fit of laughter as Fred fell over in mid hiss.
"Hey Hey!, this isin't a game you hiss at the boys in blue and its a cell somewhere where the litterbox is shared with Big Bulah and her faithful sidekick, lady 2 fists!"
"Hiss hiss hiss..spit!"
Fred hopped up and down a few more times at him and then crawled back under the bush, purring loudly, Tangi crawling under with her and nibbling at the nip as well.
"NO!, stay out of her bush!, no nip, no bush no nip! you two get out here this instant!"
Wesley's brow raised as he stepped out the hotel door and walked towards Lorne, who was knealing on the ground.
"I mean it you naughty little pussies!.. out here now and bring that pot with ya!"
Wesley's other brow raised
"New demon?.. or did you drop your dirty movie?"
Fred purred louder, eating her nip, Tangi growling softly doing the same, then she heard Lorne and realized he didn't sound to happy. Her wolf giggled, yes it giggled as she finished it and crawled out from under the bush and hurried over to the bench, grabbing the twinkies . Fred followed and climbed right into the happy cat container.
"Whats that?.. your crackie cake?.. and that?.. Happy high?"
Lorne said as he stood and looked at Wes
"Their higher than the crowd at lollipolooza!"
He held a pinch up
"they thought this was catnip and now.. now they are nipped!"
Wes, stiffled a laugh, which was hard
"This is not funny!, they are gonna end up down at the Clinic in the Keith Richards Suite!"
Fred kicked happy cat at him and Tangi's wolf giggled and shifted back to herself, grabbing the coke and drinking, wondering why she was so damn hungry and icky at the same time.
"Hungry"
Tangi said and smiled cutely up at Lorne, the burst into another fitt of giggles when Fred fell out of the happy cat container.
"Well"
Wesley started as he pushed his glasses back up on his nose a bit more
"they do seem a bit lofty"
Lorne looked over at him and raised his brow
"Lofty?, If they were any higher, they'd be passin' out little bags of peanuts and tellin' us to fasten out seatbelts untill the captain says its ok!"
Rolling over onto her back, Fred batted around Wesleys pant leg playfully, and Tangi giggled more.
"I dunno what to do with them"
Lorne said and wesley smile down at Fred picking her up
" They appear to be hungry, perhaps we should take them inside and feed them?"
Lorne picked up Tangi and followed Wesley inside
"Of course they're hungry, they got the rolling stone munchies!"
Fred started hissing and spitting at Wes, swatting at his glasses
"Fred no like food"
Tangi giggled out to Lorne, her hands wandering on her big green demon.
"WHOA!, kitten!, public place here!"
Lorne squeeked out, trying to stop her hands anf Fred started growling and hissing and swatting at Wesley, who just held her away from him more
"Fred Please.. Behave or I shall tell Angel"
Fred went limp in his hands and then shifted back to her human side long enough to get away from Wes and headed back outside to her nip, giggling, shifting back to her kitty.
"YOU LET HER GO! NOW SHES GONNA GET HIGHER!"
"I didn't bloodywell let her go!, she just went!"
Tangi cringed
"hungry"
She smiled cutely at Lorne, her hands wandering again. Fred rolled around in the Jasmine petals this time, the weed all finished when Wesley hurried outside.
"Bloody Hell, Winnifred!"
He reached for her, just as Fred squated in the dirt and pee'd.. she scratched and once satisified it was covered enough she scampered back over to the bench, scratching at fleas and purring.
"No running away from Wesley, love"
He reached for her again and she swated at him this time, jumping down and hurrying over to the flower bed again and peeing more.
"Bloody hell!, when I do catch you i shall be tempted to put you over my knee"
She hurried over to the happy cat container again, she was feeling rather icky herself, she suspected that maybe she had had to much nip.. she meeped sadly at the container.
"NOw I've got you my kitty"
Wes smiled and leaped over to catch her, as he did she crawled out of the container and shifted back to her human form
"Shoo, shoooooooo"
She waved her hand at him annoyed. and thne giggled. Wesley startled and fell over on his ass. Fred giggled and sat back on the bench lookign at him, nibbling at the falled happy cat.
"Think your cute do ya?"
Wesley grabbed her and the little pile of food and started for the hotel, Startleing fred she hissed louldy in her human form and whacked Wesley in the head.
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
she whacked him again
"Put me down!"
she kicked and whacked him, Wesley winced and had had enough
"Thats it!"
He stopped inside the door and sat quickly on the railing, flipping Fred over his lap, he started to spank her.
"OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIEEEE!"
She bit him hard, trying to get away, kicking and screaming.
"HEY HEY NOW! Wes, let her go!"
Lorne started towards them and then stopped hearing Angel
"I suggest you listen to him"
He vamped and growled, just as Tangi came out of the kitchen all wolfed out in her war form
"!"
"OWWWWW, LEGGOOOOO!"
Wesley let her go immediatly. Angel hurried to his girl
"I didn't..I was only.. I'm sorry"
Wes stammered and Fred took off rubbing her bum, shifting to her kitty and managing to hide back outside under the bush again. Angel growled at Wes, hurrying after her, avoiding the sun.
"Fred, baby, please don't hide from me"
She crawled back out and looked at him
"mew"
Angel smiled
"Come here baby, let me hold you"
Fred turned back into her human form and sulkly went over to her mate, rubbing her. Angel pulled her into his arms, rubbing her ass and kissing her head
"Im so sorry, Baby" he said gently.
She sniffled, and he automatically picked her up and cradled her to him.
"Lorne tried to take my catnip" she said still sniffling. He inhaled deeply.
"No baby, that was pot" Angel told her right away.
"cat nip" she sniffled and looked up at him. "really nice cat nip"
she purred softly and he smiled, knowing just how innocent she was.
"Sweetheart, where you get it?" He asked her.
She sniffled and wiped her nose with her sleeve.
"My friend"
"can you take me to him after the sun sets?"
She nodded "why"
Angel smile at her. " I wanna thank him for making you so happy".
He cat purred more as she sniffled yet again and rubbed her stinging bum "kay"
Angel kissed her head and and carried her back inside and upstairs to their room.
Fred reached out and scooped up the happy Cat container on the way by and scratched her head absentmindedly.
