An Assassins Big Sister

Hi peoples new story , I know gomen nasai for starting a new story but the idea refused to leave me alone don't worry a have al long weekend coming up and I plan on doing LOTS of typing anyways on with the show

Oh and with the whole timeline thing , well the timelines for inuyasha and naruto don't really fit with how I have this story planned out but I will try and keep them roughly to storyline although most of the dates will be off to try and give leeway for everything else ok?

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or naruto only my oc battle animal's rawh!!!

Italics= mental conversation

Deidara re-read the letter and nearly wept. If it wasn't for the fact that he was a member of a highly elite assassin's organisation then he would have been sorely tempted to cry. Shoving the letter in his pocket he ran his fingers through his fringe and slumped in his chair. Overall he looked like a broody teenager having a sulk. Standing up he wandered around the akatsuki base looking like a wandering soul. Having decided on a course of action he decided it would be best to tell pein. He started grumbling to himself as he walked through the base, this gained a few raised eyebrows as this was SO not his normal behaviour. Deidara stopped outside pein's office door and knocked. HE almost hoped he wasn't in but he knew better

''come in'' Came a voice from inside making Deidara cringe

Opening the door he walked in

'' umm leader-sama I have a small problem un'' Deidra said closing the door and walking into the middle of the room.

''what is it Deidara?'' from the akatsuki leader's voice you could tell he thought the clay pot master was wasting his time.

''read this un'' Deidara said pulling the crumpled letter out of his cloak. The leaders hand grasped around the piece of paper and he began to read it

Yo dei-kun!

How've you been baby bro? I heard from papa that you're a member of an assassin group. HA! I nearly died when I heard that you an assassin? Geez dei-kun you had trouble killing a fly. Anyhow I'm back from my travels and I need a place to stay and I felt like my lil bro needed to see his big sis . I just hope you have stopped playing with that stupid clay. YOU ARE NOT A FREAKING POTTER. I have some really awesome swords from my journeys. God I sound old! I hope you don't mind but my lickle kiddiewinks will be tagging along. Don't worry there better behaved then you EVER where and they could probably beat you in a fight anyway. There will be four kids me and a few animals don't worry we can share a room. I will follow your energy signature and I will meet you on the 30th of April at about noon.

Be seeing you soon

Your loving big sis

Kaggie

Pein's eyes drifted to Deidara

'I didn't even know you had a sister but I guess you may say we have a spare room so she may stay there however if either her or her children or her animals are maimed injured or killed I will not be responsible agreed?' Pein said. Deidara nodded and then groaned.

'Is there something wrong Deidara?' He asked confused.

'Yeah my sister is a witch! she is one bad-ass fighter and I have never beaten her , she acts over protective ,hates morning and derogative names and although she can be really nice and is REALLY kind hearted she can be an absolute psychopath and one hell of a bitch .'' the clay pot master explained .

'Regardless what is the time?'' Pein asked thinking nothing of deidara's concerns.

'' 11:30 un'' Deidara said as he turned to leave

''she will be hear in half an hour it is after all the 30th of April'.

'' NANI!!''

-With our beloved Kaggie-Chan -

She knew she was early but she didn't really care. She grinned evilly to herself. Oh how she love to torment her beloved dei-kun. Shippo was bouncing on her shoulder, Akago nestled to her chest, and Hakudoshi was sat on Entrei and Kanna behind Hakudoshi. Kagome and shippo where riding on Masato. Masato was similar to kirara in that he could change his size to become a battle animal however masato was a brown battle dog .On kagome's other shoulder , the one shippo wasn't jumping on , was kirara and Sayomi. Sayomi was a black female battle wolf.

All animals along with the demon children had a mental link to kagome so they could all have one big conversation

Okaa-san how long till we get to uncle dei's place? Shippo asked his mother

Hmm about 2 minutes sweetie Sayomi and you smell how many people are there? Kagome asked her wolf

Unfortunately mistress there are too many people my noise cannot tell only that there are alot of humans and an immortal and ... I think there's a hanyo as well mm fish food!!!!

The demon children mentally chuckled.

For the next two minutes there was silence. Kagome was dressed in a slayers outfit similar to Sango's but with blue and silver instead of pink and red. Shippo was wearing black three-quarter fighting pants and a green top with a turquoise trim the looked like his fox fire. Kanna was wearing her normally white dress and Hakudoshi was wearing white battle pants and a white shirt. He almost looked like a mini sesshomaru. As the small group pulled out of the forest that surrounded the akatsuki base.

''hmm how to get his attention... '' kagome mused out loud .Clapping her hands together to show she had an idea she grinned once more .Putting her thumb and first finger in her mouth , almost as if to wolf whistle , she whistle loudly for an extremely long time before stopping abruptly doing ten short but equally as loud whistle and then one more long whistle she grinned

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Close your ears kids

''DEIDARA!!'' Kagome bellowed loudly. The shout echoed for a long time but kagome didn't have the time to notice as her little brother appeared out of nowhere.

''dei-kun!'' Jumping of masato and handing Akago to Kanna, Shippo and the other animals jumping of kagome .she ran forward and wrapped her arms around her brother pulling him into a hug

''Kaggie... Chan... Can't ... breath'' Deidara managed to said. Kagome released her brother from her death hug and grinned down at him. Hang on ...down?

'' hey sis since when have you been taller than me last time I checked you we're like umm TINY un'' Deidara teased causing Kagome's eyebrow twitched. The next thing the blonde male knew he had a large handprint on his face.

'How many times have I told you don't say un? It does my nut it you little baby!'' Kagome said annoyed. Kagomes ears pricked up as she sensed someone walking towards them.

'Show yourself' her voice now schooled to be deadly serious.

'I'm surprised you could sense me' came a voice that Deidara knew to be pein.

'Well who wouldn't I mean come on you where being pretty damn loud'' This statement caused Deidara and pein to look at her strangely, pein was the quietest person out of all of the akatsuki almost no one knew he was there.

While his mother and new uncle where talking shippo had crept round the back of Deidara .Kagome and the others knew what he was going to do but the two akatsuki didn't. Jumping silently in the air he landed on deidara's shoulder

'' Konnichwa '' shippo said in his ear causing Deidara to almost fall over .

'Shippo-kun that was bad manners towards our okaa-san's brother'' Hakudoshi reprimanded his brother as he spoke he and kanna jumped of entrei

''geez Kagome-Chan how many kids have you got?'' Deidara asked 'you got like three haven't you'

'Wrong Deidara-kun more like four you forgot Akago'' Kagome replied simply taking Akago from kanna's grasp. Pein looked at kagome and then Deidara before putting out a question that had been bugging him.

''kagome-san how is it you have black hair and yet Deidara-kun's couldn't get much blonder if he tried?' Pein asked his voice monotone yet somehow kagome found the way he worded it hilarious. Kagome tilted her head back and started laughing .Loudly.

After 5 minutes or so she came round from her fit of hysterics.

''ok best tell you the entire story because it's pretty damn long and there are parts even Deidara-kun doesn't know , but just to let you know me and Deidara-kun have a younger brother called sota and he has black hair as well , Deidara 's just a freak of the family.'' Kagome said grinning manically.

''Kaggie -Chan! That's mean!'' Deidara whined.

''anyways seeing as your my brother boss I might as well tell you the whole shebang can we go inside , I can explain why Deidara-kun is the freak of the family better then.'' Kagome was still grinning; deidara was pouting and an almost unnoticeable smile graced pein's face, almost.

They walked inside and kagome's stoic mask fell into place, her children where the same, however they flared there aura's to warn the people in the building that they were not to be messed with .Deidara and pein turned round and gave them a quizzing look.

'I sensed a part demon and an immortal what did you expect me to do it's natural demon instinct well at least it was 500 years ago'' The last part was said so low that no one but herself and her children could hear it .They walked into pein's office and before Deidara could sit down kagome was somehow in front of him and she got to the chair before him

''well there is no really time for when this story started I mean come on I have been traveliing throught the past for so long I don't really know what year it is however it all got into motion when deidara was about four and dad decided that deidara would be part of a ninja village...''

Ahh so tell me what do you think?? It's half seven in the evening and I have to come off the computer around 9 I may get some of my other chapters that are near completion finished so don't forget to check out my other naruto/inuyasha crossovers

They are

Wanted memories( my better of the two or so the reviews say)

And the village hidden I time

I also have a sesshomaru/kagome story called how am I going to get out of this one

Anyways till next time

Ja ne!