ey guys! So this is a random 'what if' fanfic. What if the Shugo Chara's were to magically be transported into Seireitei... MAGICALLY?!? Well that's what the story is about.

Don't expect too much from this fic. It'll probably only have a few chapters (I'm only writing it for fun,) and I have no set time for updates. (SOOO sorry for not updating my other stories!! They actually have plotlines!)

If you want, feel free to use this idea for a story of your own if you decide that you can actually hatch a plotline out of this randomness written in my boredom. Haha, hatch. Get it? But if you do use the idea, give me some credit, "I got this idea from TalkBubble's story, so-and-so" because I want people to read my story too!

So anyways, enjoy the randomness, and fun as much fun reading this as I did imagining it! (Which is a lot by the way :3)

Also, if you have trouble recognizing some of the less known and seen shinigami, use this website for help! Cuz that's what I did! :D

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It was a nice warm day in Seireitei, and Kenpachi was roaming the streets in search of something to do, because he was bored. Maybe something exciting would happen today. And it was his lucky day, because at that moment, something interesting DID happen. A bright light exploded right in front of him. It glowed brightly for a few seconds before dissipating slowly. He lowered the arm he had raised to shield his uncovered eye and stepped forwards to get a better look at the spot that had exploded.

There, to his bewilderment, was an egg. Better yet, it looked like an Easter egg. It was pink with black lines running through it, making a plaid pattern. In the center, a thick black stripe ran around it, with pink hearts in it. He went to pick it up and it twitched. Suddenly it jumped up and started hopping away.

"Hey! What the-" and so he started chasing it. He didn't use Shunpo just yet. He didn't want to catch it just yet, where would the fun be in that? A grin spread across his face.

Bounce, bounce. Were eggs even supposed to bouncy? Shouldn't it break already?! Suddenly the egg took a great leap and flew over a wall. Kenpachi's grin grew wider as he jumped over behind it.

To the other's misfortune, he landed on top of Ikkaku.

"What the-!? Captain, watch where your landi-" he began to say, but the captain of the 11th division had already continued after the egg. "Sigh... What's going on this time?" Ikkaku leaped up and followed his superior.

"What's going on Baldy?" Yachiru appeared out of nowhere and started to follow next to Ikkaku.

"I've got no idea... Captain just jumped me out of nowhere and then ran away," he explained as he ran. Yachiru caught up with Kenpachi and jumped onto his back.

"What's going on Ken-chan?" she asked.

"I'm trying to catch that egg there," he pointed towards it.

"Heeeee~?*" she looked over his shoulder at the small bouncing thing.

After a while of running, they found themselves in the 6th division... um... base?

"Kenpatchi, what is the meaning of this?" asked Byakuya once he saw the party of 3 shinigami running after an egg. Huh, Kenpachi sighed and decided it was time to end this. He shunpo'd and grabbed the egg, receiving a small 'squee' from it. Everyone, including Byakuya huddled around it to see what it was.

The shell slowly opened up revealing two pink eyes looking up at them.

"What is this? Why did you guys kidnap me!? Hey your hair is really cool!!" Ran opened her egg up the whole way and pointed at Zaraki's hair. "WAIT! NO! No distractions, WHO ARE YOU?!" and she hid in her egg again.

"What is that thing? A fairy?" asked Ikkaku.

"HOLD IT!! NO ONE MOVE!" shouted a voice from nowhere. Everyone looked up to a small blue "fairy" more commonly known as Miki.

"What is the meaning of this?" Byakuya asked yet again.

"You guys are in such a great pose, I have to draw this!!!" she took out a sketch pad and pencil and drew the scene as everyone stared at her incredulously. "FINISHED!" she sighed happily and put her stuff back where it was.

"A-as I was saying, WHY DID YOU KIDNAP US!" Ran shouted bursting full out of her egg, which disintegrated into what the shinigami would describe as spirit particles.

"We didn't kidnap you; you appeared out of nowhere in front of me and then ran away when I got closer!" Captain#11 shouted back. And for lack of a reply, Ran stuck out her tongue at him and ran to hide behind Miki.

"Hey wait, where's Suu?" asked Miki.

"Umm... Wherever the good smell of food follows you, Suu will be there too?" Ran stated helpfully.

"Ah, I smelled something delicious near the 4th squad's quarters!" Yachiru chirped happily.

Ran and Miki nodded.

"Here, this way!" Yachiru cried and ran away. Ran and Miki floated after her. The others couldn't really comprehend what was happening but they followed anyways.

OOO

"Ano~*" Hanatarou stared at the small green creature who was steadily cooking more and more sweets.

"Sweets make people happy! And everyone here looks so worried!" chirped the small creature. "Hai!* This will make you happy!" Suu began to carry a plate of cake (regular size) over too Hanatarou. Obviously, it was too heavy and she got crushed.

"Ah, I'll save you!"

"No, I'm fine!" Suu got up and the small shinigami ran towards her, but being the klutz that they were, (and still are,) they both tripped and fell. Chaos ensued. Everything fell over momentarily.

That was when the small party of two shugo charas and co. decided to run in, slipping on the icing and landing in a heap of tangled limbs.

Ran jumped away just in time before being crushed and searched for Suu.

"Suu!!" she hugged her shugo sister and had a happy reunion.

"There are more of them," Byakuya sighed.

"Of course, there are a whole lot of us!" Miki exclaimed.

"Come to think of it... Where's Dia?" Suu asked innocently.

"..."

OOO

17 seconds later, they were all standing/floating/sitting on Kenpachi's back outside.

"KYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" Ran, Miki and Suu screamed. Dia was, in fact, inside her egg; her egg was about to roll off the roof of the highest tower in seireitei. Yeah, the senzaikyuu ( I think...)

"Hopstepjump!" shouted Ran and she was thrown towards Dia by her own power. Just as the yellow plaid egg fell, Ran caught it, and all the Charas sighed. She slowly floated back to everyone.

"Hmm.. what's going on out here? I heard some screams," said a calm female voice from behind them.

"Ah! Unohana-taicho! Look, look, we found all these fariries!" Yachiru pointed to the "fairies" excitedly.

"We're not fairies, we're shugo chara!" shouted the charas.

"Ah~? You found one too?" Unohana stepped closer to them and a small girl in a kimono floated out from behind her head.

"Nice to meet you," she said.

"Temari!" Miki and Suu ran (or float) to greet her.

"Another one?" asks Ikkaku, exasperated with this weirdness.

"But if Temari is here, shouldn't everyone else be here too?" asks Ran, still holding Dia's egg.

"How many of you are there?" Kenpachi stares at them.

"Iru, Eru, Yoru, Daichi, Pepe, KusuKusu, Kiseki..." Miki counted off.

"So that makes seven more!" Suu explained.

"Eight," Temari said.

"Eight?" Ran asked.

"Hai! Rhythm, Nagihiko's shugo chara!" she beamed.

"Heeee~!? Nagihiko's chara finally hatched?!" they card deck charas gasped.

Temari nodded happily. The captains all sighed, except Zaraki, who had gotten his wish.

OOO

Ah! It was so nice to be back here after all these years. Yoruichi had come back to visit Soi Fon. Her little friend seemed really angry at her last time they met. She looked up at the sky.

Wait. What was that? She could have sworn she had seen a shadow on the wall. She jumped up onto the wall and landed on something.

"NYAAAAAH!!!" a small creature (that she had stepped onto) screeched. She regained her balance and picked it up. It was a cat. Or a cat/fairy thing.

"Huh? Is this a new type of mod soul?" the purple-haired woman held it up by its tail.

"Who the hell are you-nyaa?! And whatever a mod soul is, I ain't it! I'm Yoru-nyaa!" Yoru thrashed and tried to get out of her grip.

"Heee~? Well then if you aren't a mod soul what are you?" she asked with curiosity.

"I'm a shugo chara!" he explained, once she finally let go of him and he was floating in front of her.

"A guardian chara?" she repeated.

"Nyaa! I'm a creature born from someone's dream. I'm what someone WANTS to be," he explained.

"So whoever's chara you are, wanted to be cat?" she asked. He nodded proudly. "KYAA! I LUV YOU ALREADY!" and she crushed him in her embrace of doom.

OOO

"What is it?" asks Matsumoto.

"I... have no idea..." replies captain Hitsugaya. They were both referring to the small clown creature, juggling pins on their table.

"Huu..." Rangiku expressed her confused-ness with an incomprehensible noise.

"KusuKusu is KusuKusu!! Kusukusukusukusu!" the small creature laughed happily. (That's how she laughs!! IT's ADORABLE!!)

"And what is KusuKusu?" the blond lieutenant questioned.

"KusuKusu is a shugo chara! I'm what a human WANTS to be!! Kusukusukusu!" KusuKusu stated.

"Eh?" Toushirou and Rangiku looked at each other confused.

OOO

"Hmm... Perhaps we should report this to Yamamoto-Taichou," Ukitake said as he stared at the small baby in front of him.

"Chiiiii~*" the baby, Pepe, murmured.

"Chi indeed," said Kyoraku who was also there.

OOO

"Taichou," Soi Fon had actually been the first to report "this" to Yamamoto."Um... I found this... thing..." she held up the "thing" which happened to be Iru.

"Hey! Who're you calling a thing!" shouted the little Devil, waving her fist at the female captain.

"Hmm? And what is this thing?" asked Yamamoto.

"I'm not really sure..." Soi Fon replied.

"I am a shugo chara! The true personality of a human! We're born from people's hearts!" Iru floated proudly.

"There are more like you?" asked the head captain.

"Mmmhm!" Iru nodded.

So Yamamoto sent out a message through Seireitei.

OOO

"Any Shugo Chara that might happen to be in Seireitei please come to the Captain's meeting Hall; and all Captains come too."

And 30 seconds later, all captains and Shugo Chara's were in the meeting hall. (The other shugo charas who were still wandering aimlessly had found the hall eventually...)

"So there are many like you," the old man stated while watching the reunion of all the Shugo chara. "I wonder what we should do about this."

*Heeeeee – in Japanese this is just something you say to express amazement/curiosity or something like that.

*Ano – You say this to get someone's attention. No real meaning.

*Hai – literally means 'yes', but it can also mean 'here you go'.

*Chiiii – intense stare! It's a sound effect.

A~ND so I hope you enjoyed! Also I need help deciding where to put the Shugo Charas! Tell me what you think of these:

Ran/Yachiru

Miki/Rukia

Suu/Hanatarou

Dia/ Yamamoto (they are both so wise and knowing, lol)

KusuKusu/Rangiku

Iru/Soi Fon

Temari/ Unohana

Yoru/Yoruichi (OMG!! The kitties' names both start with "Yoru"!! AHA!!)

Pepe/Ukitake (Because they both love sweets and candies!!)

Tell me if you find a better pair (each Shugo Chara will go with someone while they are in Seireitei) or if you have a good one for the other Shugo Charas! THANKS!