-Intro-

He always chooses to the worst time to strike. He decided that on Near's birthday, he'd say Godzilla didn't exist. I mean, I don't exactly care for Near all that much, but even Matt and I decided it was a bit rough for the kid's birthday. He decided that, on the day L came home, the day of hysterical cake eating, that he would hide the house's best cake pan. He also decided, that the same day, he would tell me that...

Whoa, I better slow down here. Maybe tell you who the heck I'm talking about: His name is Michael. With a c. Not Mihael, but Michael. Once L started the Kira case, I was convinced this kid was Kira. That plan didn't catch fire nearly as well as I thought it would. Anyway, he gets adopted like, every other week, but the seniors always return him. And they always leave saying, "He was such a bad seed."

Well, he tortures everyone, but he's definitely got it in for me. Which usually ends up dragging Matt into things. Like his latest plot. I swear on Rodger's baldish head I will get revenge on him. Later. Right now, I need to vent.