Title:
Dude...ette?
Rating:
T
Spoilers:
None
Disclaimer:
Nopes
Summery:
When Raven gets angry at
Beastboy she unknowingly does magic that could not only change his
life...but also his gender...
Beastboy ran for his life. The adrenaline flooding his veins. He fled from the most frightening thing to have chased him in his life. Cyborg had long been taken. Now it was just Beastboy up against it. He turned a corner to try escape but came up against a wall. There was no escape. No doors to enter. Just Beastboy, a wall and the scariest thing ever to have been.
A horrific cry came from its mouth as it approached,
'BEASTBOY!'
Yup, Raven was pissed.
'I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Raven I didn't mean too. It was all Cy. Honest! Why would I do
such a thing, ey!' Beastboy whimpered as she approached with pure
fury in her eyes. She towered over him in her anger. 'YOU DIDN'T
MEAN TO DO IT!' She bellowed.
'No, honest!'
He hadn't meant to
do it, really. He had just been in the wrong place at the wrong
time. Sorta...well it had been Cyborgs fault mostly, he had told
Beastboy to go get the slingshots..and well Beastboy couldn't resist
a bit of a nosy.
You see, Beastboy and Cyborg were planning on seeing how far they could sling eggs into the sea from the roof of Titan tower. Only they couldn't get any slingshots because Robin had confiscated them when they used them to throw paper at him during training sessions. So Cyborg came up with the great idea of using one of the girls bras. They tried getting Starfire's but Robin had a hissy fit when he heard them asking. Their next choice was Raven but how would they get her to give some to them? She would go mental, pretty much like now. So when Raven was out on patrol Beastboy snook into her room to get the 'slingshots'. He had successfully gotten two when his eyes caught something. Lifting it out he found a deep green silk thong with pale green frill round the edge. He smiled massively and tucked it into his pocket. Dropping his makeshift slingshots he began too root around some more. On closer inspection he found a matching bra and some silk short pajamas.
Beastboy must of stayed there for over half an hour when he heard the door slide open behind him. He slowly turned and dropped the underwear he was holding to find Raven seething behind him becoming a rather becoming colour of red. Beastboy on the other hand had paled considerably, he stepped backwards as she slowly slid forwards. Shrieking, like a girl, Beastboy ran away from his team-mate resulting in his current situation.
'YOU DIDN'T MEAN TOO! HOW
THE HELL COULD YOU NOT MEAN TOO!' Raven screeched, 'I FOUND YOU IN MY
ROOM SEARCHING
THROUGH MY...MY...'
'Unmentionables?' Beastboy interjected.
'I
AM GOING TO KILLYOU! I WILL BURN YOU AND THEN GET A VOODOO DOLL OF
YOU AND BRING YOU BACK...THEN I WILL KILL YOU AGAIN AND WHEN EVERYONE
REALISES I WILL...what's that in your pocket?'
'I..erm..well...you see..' He stuttered wildly.
'Beastboy hand it
over.' Raven spoke in an eerily quiet voice that frightened Beastboy
almost five times more than her previous shouting. He slid his hand
into his pocket and pulled out the frilly item that started this
whole affair.
'Ehem, I must of found it on the floor..not yours is
it? Eh
eh. Well this is
uncomfortable...I must be going now..things to see, people to do..heh
heh...' Beastboy awkwardly announced, lying through his teeth of
course.
He glanced up at Raven to see her reaction. Her eyes
were wide and she had paled considerably. Yeah I know didn't think
that was possible did you?
'Raven?' Beastboy whispered to his
companion, checking to see if she was okay.
'Why did you take
this?' she whispered back.
'Well, I don't know really. I suppose
I sorta liked it...?' Beastboy answered truthfully.
Raven tilted
her head to get a better look at his face. Unfortunately for her he
chose that exact time to look at her. As their eyes met a blush
spread over Ravens face, causing her to look almost as red as when
she was angry. An energy seemed to spread between them and neither
could seem to be able to look away as the connection
deepened.
'Raven...'
Beastboys soft whisper caused her to come
back to the present.
'You pervert,' she said coldly 'you wouldn't
like it half as much if you wore it!'
With that final comment she
stormed off, lights above her blowing up and showering her with
sparks.
Beastboy watched her go and slid down the wall with a
sigh.
'What the hell just happened?' he muttered to himself.
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'Dude? What happened! I have never
seen Raven that angry at you! What did you do? Well I know what
you did but what did you do you know when she was chasing you? What
did she
do to you!'
Cyborg rabbited on wildly as Beastboy rubbed his head. His head had
been pounding wildly since Raven had stormed off. Suddenly his chest
got a wild stabbing pain and he gasped in pain.
'Dude, I need to
sleep. Think I have heart burn. Neherrrhe OW!' Beastboy exclaimed
to his friend.
He dragged his feet to his room and collapsed on his bed and fell into an uncomfortable and restless sleep.
Raven
tried that whole night to sleep but couldn't get Beastboy out of her
head. Questions swarmed round her head and she began to realise that
she had no idea what had happened earlier. Still the questions ran
round in circles. What
was that connection I had felt? Did he feel it too? Why can I never
stay angry at him? Why did I care? BB/R 3 BB/R 3 BB/R 3
BB/R 3 He could see nothing except for a deep purple aura
ahead of him. It was thumping like a persons heart beat. He ran
towards it in a frenzy but could never seem to get any closer. He
dropped to his knees and begged the aura to come to him. Looking up
Beastboy saw a blurred figure step through the aura. 'Come on
Beastboy, why don't you want me with you?' the figure taunted
lustily. BBR3BBR3BBR3
What the hell should I do?
Should I confront him? What would he say? No
matter how many times she thought these questions over she could not
come to an answer. She slammed her head into the pillow and groaned
loudly. It's
going to be a loonnngggg night...
'I'm trying!' he called back, 'but every time I run for
it, it gets further away!' The figure stepped forwards once again
and Beastboy was able to see it was a woman. 'Come on Beastboy, just
one more step.' she moaned to him. 'But it's so far away?' Beastboy
questioned.
'Just do it lover.' The figure called out.
He
obeyed her command and took a step. Instantly the blackness zoomed
past him and he was stood in front of the woman he had spoken too.
He looked into her eyes and gasped.
'Raven?' He whispered.
'Miss
me, lover?' she replied.
He then moved towards her and they were
about to kiss.