Star Trek IM: Where No Man Has Gone Before
By Serena
Welcome to the Enterprise chatroom. You have been warned.
WARNING: This story contains randomness, OOCness, and insanity.
A/N: Man, I've got like fifteen fics to update... AAAAHHH!!! But the plot bunnies are killing me. This however, can be either a series or oneshots. It doesn't matter either way. If you'd like to know who is who, then let me know and I'll tell you in the next chapter. :)
Disclaimer: Me no own. You no sue.
ENTERPRISE Chatroom 1
Coolest_Captain_Ever has logged in.
NOTanElf has logged in.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Let me guess… Spock?
NOTanElf: Very astute observation, Captain.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: How is it that you can still manage to sound completely sarcastic without you even speaking??
NOTanElf: I'm sure I have no idea.
DocsRuletheWorld has logged in.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Hm – this is a toughie. :p
DocsRuletheWorld: If you don't know who I am then either my screen name isn't obvious enough, or you're just an idiot.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: I was kidding, geez, Bones. Of course I know who you are.
DocsRuletheWorld: How was I supposed to know you were kidding? I'm a doctor, not a mind-reader. I leave that to the hobgoblin.
NOTanElf: Perhaps I should change my name to include that as well…
LOVEtheEars has logged in.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Oh, my, my. :D This must be our lovely Uhura. Or every other woman on this blasted ship who goes for Spock. (scowls)
LOVEtheEars: It's me.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: That doesn't help.
LOVEtheEars: Let me put this in a way that someone with a feeble mind such as urself can understand. THIS IS UHURA.
DocsRuletheWorld: lol
NOTanElf: ^_-
Coolest_Captain_Ever: OK, that's just freaky, Spock. You still manage to raise one eyebrow on THE COMPUTER.
LOVEtheEars: It's an art. :D
Coolest_Captain_Ever: But seriously. All the girls on this ship are crazy for the Vulcan. The guy who DOESN'T SHOW HIS EMOTIONS. Geez, what is this, a freako universe?
LOVEtheEars: Or just a bunch of very smart women. :D Who, of course, need to stay far, far away from my man.
DocsRuletheWorld: You mean Vulcan.
NOTanElf: I am still half-human, Doctor.
DocsRuletheWorld: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
NOTanElf: Has it occurred to anyone that most of the senior officers are on a chatroom instead of on duty? Most of us should be at work.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: You first.
LOVEtheEars: It's fine. I'm sure the others can handle it.
RailThin has logged in.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Honestly, I got no clue who this is. Any ideas, people?
LOVEtheEars: That weird guy w/ the accent.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Which one?
RailThin: 'Ey! I resent that.
LOVEtheEars: Er… is it that strange, ugly little creature who keeps staring at me?
RailThin: What???!
DocsRuletheWorld: No, I think it's Spock in disguise.
NOTanElf: ^_-
RailThin: NO! It's me! Scotty!
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Who?
RailThin: Your transporter guy?
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Erm…. Sorry, ain't ringing any bells.
LOVEtheEars: I still think it's that small, ugly creature.
RailThin: NO!!! It's ME!!
DocsRuletheWorld: OK, so maybe it's not Spock, because he doesn't use those thingy-majjigers… er, whaddaya call 'em…
LOVEtheEars: Exclamation points?
DocsRuletheWorld: Know it all.
LOVEtheEars: Hypochondriac.
DocsRuletheWorld: Show-off.
LOVEtheEars: Grumpy-grump.
DocsRuletheWorld: Fancy-pants.
LOVEtheEars: Grouchy-grouch.
DocsRuletheWorld: Irritating person.
LOVEtheEars: Nice comeback, genius. XP
DocsRuletheWorld: Hey!! I'm a doctor, not a genius.
LOVEtheEars: U can say that again.
DocsRuletheWorld: I take it back. I am a genius.
LOVEtheEars: No ur not. Ur a doctor.
DocsRuletheWorld: Hey, that's not true! I'm a doctor, not a doc… er…
NOTanElf: ^_-
LOVEtheEars: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Coolest_Captain_Ever: LOL!
LOVEtheEars: Gotcha there, genius.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: LOL!! That was PRICELESS!! BURN!!!
NOTanElf: That was impressive, Lieutenant.
LOVEtheEars: (fans herself) Thxs, honey-buns. ;D
DocsRuletheWorld: Shut up, you hobgoblin!!!
LOVEtheEars: Wait, I'M a hobgoblin now??!
NOTanElf: Well, we are seeing each other. Perhaps he's decided to extend the courtesy to you as well.
LOVEtheEars: Oh. Wutever. Stupid doctors…
NOTanElf: However, if you call her that again, Doctor, you leave me no choice but to render you unconscious.
DocsRuletheWorld: I meant YOU, not HER! IDIOTS!!!
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Geez, take a chill pill.
RailThin: I don't quite get what's goin' on…
LOVEtheEars: Hey, Mystery Man! Wut's up?
RailThin: I'm not a bloody Mystery Man! I'm Scotty, for the love of Pete!
DocsRuletheWorld: Nah, Scotty would have a name like TransporterMan or EnergizerScotty or something like that. RailThin doesn't make any sense.
RailThin: It will!! ARGH!
NOTanElf: I must leave. I have an appointment I can't miss.
LOVEtheEars: :D I wonder wut THAT could be? (grins) Perhaps maybe a date with a gorgeous not to mention genius lady? :D
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Isn't that… against the rules?
LOVEtheEars: Yep.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: As Captain, I could stop you.
LOVEtheEars: Nope.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Um… because you'd kill me if I tried, right?
LOVEtheEars: Yep.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Oh.
NOTanElf: Spock out.
NOTanElf has logged out.
LOVEtheEars: And that's my cue!! By all! Bye Mystery Man!
RailThin: OH FOR THE LOVE OF –
DocsRuletheWorld: Stupid women and their stupid ability to win all the stupid arguments.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Oh, take it like a man, Bones.
DocsRuletheWorld: I'm a doctor, not a m… SCRATCH THAT!!!!
LOVEtheEars: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Coolest_Captain_Ever: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! OH MAN!!! You set yourself up for that one, Bonesy.
DocsRuletheWorld: Forget this.
DocsRuletheWorld has logged out.
LOVEtheEars: Well, I gots to go. Adieu!
LOVEtheEars has logged out.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Great, now I'm the only one on here.
RailThin: Um, HELLOOOOOO?????
Coolest_Captain_Ever: You don't count.
RailThin: WUT??!!?!?!?!?!?!
FromRussiaWithLove has logged in.
FromRussiaWithLove: Hello. Theese ees Chekov.
Coolest_Captain_Ever: Oh geez.
Coolest_Captain_Ever has logged out.
FromRussiaWithLove: Hello?
RailThin: Hey, there, mate. I'm Scotty.
FromRussiaWithLove: Who?
RailThin: Oh, THAT'S IT!!!
RailThin has logged out.
FromRussiaWithLove: … What?
OK, it was random. Hey, it's me. You have to know right off the bat - I write random stuff. Don't ask me why.
- Serena