A/N: Note, this was not plagarized from another fanfic. I came from from an old chain mail. That is why this may be seen in other fanfics.

When Kakashi went to Wal-mart.

Umino Iruka and Hatake Kakashi are married, and Iruka insists his husband goes with him to Wal-Mart. (Is There Wal-mart In Konoha?) Kakashi gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Iruka loves to browse. One day Iruka gets this letter from Wal-Mart.

Dear Umino Iruka-san,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Hatake Kakashi are listed below.

Things Hatake Kakashi-san has done while Umino Iruka-san was shopping in Wal-Mart:

June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restrooms.

July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, the house-wares department is on fire... And watched what happened.

August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

Sept. 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Sept. 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

Sept. 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

Oct. 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a piece of paper, and drew perverted pictures on them

Nov. 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

Dec. 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Fighting Dreamers" theme.

Dec. 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Tsunade look" using different size funnels.

Dec. 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

Dec. 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least ...

Dec. 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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