A/N Hope you like it, I know everyone enjoys a bit of Tony whump *grin slyly
Monday started off with a headache. Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo stumbled out of bed and to the door, nearly running into its frame. He put a hand to his head.
"You've got to be kidding me." He grumbled as his head throbbed annoyingly. Sighing he headed into the kitchen shivering as his bear feet touched the cold floor. Grabbing some aspirin he took it dry then went into the bathroom.
He took an abnormally long shower, letting the hot water loosen stiff mussels. Reluctantly he turned it off and stepped out, only to slip suddenly, cursing as he somehow maneged to wrench is knee, landing flat on his back.
"Ow." He mumbled head spinning. Ok this was ridicules, only old people slipped in the shower.
Wincing he pulled himself up using the sink for support, then grabbed a towel. He proceeded to limp into his bedroom mumbling an array of curses along the way.
"This is just not my day." He grumbled.
NCIS*NCIS
Tony refused to call in sick because first of all, he wasn't sick just hurt and second of all it wasn't that bad. The aspirin he'd taken earlier had aliviated his headache and some of the pain in his knee. He managed to keep the limp down to a minimum but Kate being Kate had to notice.
"What happened to you?" she asked watching as he went to his desk.
"Nothing why?" He replied trying to keep an innocent air. She cocked an eyebrow.
"Because your limping."
Before Tony could reply Gibbs appeared.
"Grab your gear, we've got a case."
Tony didn't know whether to groan in annoyance or sigh with relief.
NCIS*NCIS
It was a crisp autumn morning and it had rained heavily during the night. A Marine was found dead in a local park, in a particularly muddy area. Female, she lie flat on her back eyes unseeing towards the grey sky.
Tony got carefully out of the car suppressing a yelp when he bumped his injured knee on the steering wheel.
"What is up with you?" Kate asked while getting out of the passenger side. She looked at him over the roof of the car.
"Nothing Im fine." He insisted.
"Todd, McGee check out the vics truck, Dinozzo, with me."
A chorus of yes and on it Boss's followed Gibbs's orders. The truck was parked a few feet away the driver side door open. The black Chevy was covered in mud.
Tony mayed his way carefully around the car, making sure not to bump his knee again.
"Dinozzo, something wrong?"
"No boss, Im fine" Tony replied quickly, trying not to limp.
Gibbs watched him for a moment before turning.
Sighing mentaly with relife, Tony continued on his way, trying to take it slowly, but not make it look so.
Suddenly a vary attractive officer caught his eye and he glanced in her direction. That glance would be the bane of his existence.
With a swip splat, he found himself looking at the gray clouds, flat on his back for the second time that day. Luckily he somehow maneged not to hurt his knee again, his pride on the other hand...
He sat up slowly, wincing as the mud mayed its way down the back of his shirt. A shadow loomed over him and he looked up to see Gibbs.
"Hi boss." He said sheepishly.
Sighing Gibbs offered him a hand up and reluctantly Tony took it. This is when Tony knew the universe was truly and utterly against him.
Everything seemed to happen in slow motion, first Gibbs pulled him up, then Tony's knee gave way and they both went down with a splat.
A/N Tee hee that was fun :) Review please!
P.S. I wrote this quickly so there may be a few mistakes, I'll look over it tomorrow.