Operation DMI

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NR.1: MAY; 1

Miley

I am so bored. I know, who would have thought that I, probably the busiest teenage girl in the world, am actually bored. No one in their right mind, right? Hehe.

I really have nothing to do today. My whole family went out, leaving me home alone. Ooh, joy. It's Saturday, so I don't have to film my show. Now, what should I do? Read? Hmm, that would probably be a good idea. Wait, I just got a message on MSN...

demzz101: yo grl, how are you? you have no idea how much i miss you?

miley1010109?: haha, hello my dear, dear friend. hmm, i think i do, because...i miss you just as much. :)

miley1010109?: oh, wait, missing someone is a bad thing :(

demzz101: rofl, you crack me up.

miley1010109?: ditto. so, how's the tour going? are the boys behaving...nice? i know it's a stupid question, but, maybe, just maybe, they've changed.

demzz101: unfortunately...no. joe is as annoying and childish as usual, only this time, he has the support of his brothers. but besides that, the tour's awesome.

what's up with you? are you lonely?

miley1010109?: it's not that i'm lonely, i'm just...bored, you know? taylor is god knows where, lol, you are in south america, mandy, well she's busy, and my family's out for the day.

demzz101: what about justin?

miley1010109?: meh...don't remind me. we broke up.

demzz101: really? why?

miley1010109?: he was too possesive...

demzz101: aww, i'm sorry girlie.

miley1010109?: eh, don't worry about me...i'm sure i'll find someone. someday...

demzz101: i think you already have.

miley1010109?: what are you talking about?

demzz101: you know very well who am i talking about.

miley1010109?: demi!!!

demzz101: sorry hun, gotta go now. joe's kicing me off the computer.

miley1010109?: oh alright, say hi to the boys and enjoy the rest of your trip. love ya.

demzz101: love ya 2. 3

demzz101 has signed off.

jaj2aj89 wants to be your friend. click yes to accept his request, no to deny.

Hmm...I wonder who that is. Oh what the hell, I'll add him, just for fun...

jaj2aj89 has signed in.

jaj2aj89: miley, is that you?
miley1010109?: WHO IS THIS?

jaj2aj89: hahaha :D

miley1010109?: are you some sort of a psycho or something?

jaj2aj89: :(

miley1010109?: WTF?

jaj2aj89: that's how you're speaking with your old-ah broth-ah?

miley1010109?: LMFAO.

miley1010109?: joe?

jaj2aj89: yes, miss shmiley?

miley1010109?: i don't get your username.

jaj2aj9: my name 2x + the year of my birth.

miley1010109?: oh, right.,

jaj2aj89: i don't get all those numbers in your username...

miley1010109?: yeah, too long to explain it. i'm thinking about changing my username, any ideas?

jaj2aj89: how about...nicky's miley? :D:D:D:D awesome, right?

miley1010109?: JOE!!!!!!

jaj2aj89: wha? oh alright, how about, shmileyintherain?

miley1010109?: hmm, that's a good idea. except...hmm.

jaj2aj89: except?

miley1010109?: just a sec.

miley1010109? has signed off.

jaj2aj89: hey, that's more than a second!!! did you just ran away from me, little lady?!!

sunnyshmiles has signed in.

sunnyshmiles: i'm back :D

jaj2aj89: you were gone for more than a second. i'm mad at you. :(

sunnyshmiles: oh joe, stop acting like a child :D

jaj2aj89: i am not acting like a child. .

jaj2aj89 has signed off.

Seriously. ..That?

Joe can be such a pain in the butt sometimes. But that's why we love him, I guess. He's funny, but he crosses the line way too often.

troubleinthewater wants to be your friend. click yes to accept his request, no to deny.

Now this username scares the heck out of me. Who the hell could this be? I dare myself to accept his request. I thought jaj2aj89 was some strange psycho, but it turned out to be a familiar psycho. Maybe I know this person too.

troubleinthewater has signed in.

troubleinthewater: hi miley :)

sunnyshmiles: who the heck is this? your name sounds perverted!!!

troubleinthewater: lmao....

sunnyshmiles: who is this?

troubleinthewater: do you like...perverted people?

sunnyshmiles: eww! now, i'm asking you this for the last time: who are you?

troubleinthewater: you'll find out. eventually. now why don't you + i have some fun over the MSN.

sunnyshmiles: eww, you sick, twisted, perv! never! do i know you?

troubleinthewater: hahahaa, you're hilarious, you know that? hmm...yes, you do know me.

sunnyshmiles: dylan, is that you? cause you're the only perve i know.

troubleinthewater: :O noo...i'm not dylan. but i guess you know 2 perves now. hehehehhe.

sunnyshmiles: ok, you're freaking me out. joe, is that you?

troubleinthewater: joe who?

sunnyshmiles: oh, nevermind. when will you tell me who you are?

troubleinthewater: when you confide in me.

sunnyshmiles: do you really think i'd confide in you without knowing your identity?

troubleinthewater: but you do know me!

sunnyshmiles: maybe, but i don't know who you are! got it, moron?!

troubleinthewater: no.

sunnyshmiles: urgh, you're so frustrating!

troubleinthewater: good, now tell me, which boy makes you hot and bothered?

sunnyshmiles: huh? you are so disgusting...i'm off.

sunnyshmiles has signed off.

troubleinthewater

First step, complete.

Nineteen more left.

Hehe, playing with Miley is hilarious. I'll have to drive her to the mental institution by the end of this game. Hahah, I can't wait to reveal my identity to her. But before that, I must complete all the necessary steps.

This is going to be awesome!

AN: So...I desperately wanted to write a humorous Niley fic. Plus, I've been advertising my IM Niley fic for quite a while. you guys liked the first chapter, even though there's no Nick in it. Any ideas for troubleinthewater?