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Summary: Edward goes hunting. Alice and Bella prank call all there friends, join them as they make hilarious funny prank calls!

Prank call

Chapter 1

I woke up to someone bouncing excitedly on my bed. "URGH. Go away I'm tired." The voice I dreaded spoke. "Come on Bella let's go shopping!" It was Alice's whiny voice. "NO Alice I'm tired" I moaned

"Okay but you better be up soon," She said. I slumped back onto the bed. I slipped back into a deep sleep. But not 5 minutes later music blasted downstairs. I groaned and got out of bed.

And as I walked downstairs there was Alice playing full blast Flo-Rida. "ALICE FOR GOD SAKE US HUMANS NEED TO SLEEP" I shouted, it was a good thing Charlie had gone to work early.

"Aww Bella, your awake, finally, go get changed and we will go back to my house!" She enthusiastically said. I trudged up the stairs and took a cold shower and walked into my room. On the bed was an outfit with a yellow post-it note. It read:

Bella,

You better wear what I have laid out for you!

You don't know how long it took to get your size and your colour

So please wear it.

Love you,

Alice x

Great, I looked down to see what she had for me. It was a light blue tank top, dark blue skinny jeans and silver pumps. It wasn't that bad. I put it on and went to the bathroom, to do my hair, and brush my teeth. On the mirror there was a note, in neat elegant script:

Love,

I am really sorry but I have gone hunting

with the others I should be back tonight.

Alice have stayed behind to look after you. Have fun

All my Eternal love

Edward

I read and re-read it. It was beautiful, but he had gone to hunt, meaning I had the whole day with Alice, a shop-a-holic. Great. Oh well, some quality time with my soon to be sister, must be a good thing. "BELLA, COME ON WE NEED TO GET GOING!" Alice screamed.

"Okay I'm coming!" I screamed back. I made my way down stairs. I was curious of what we would be doing today. "Alice, what are we doing today?"

"Umm, well the shopping mall I want to go to isn't open for another 20 minutes so, let's umm…" She had a blank look on her face, she was having a vision. "Oh Bella that is a great idea, let's prank call someone" She exclaimed.

"Okay, how about we prank call, Emmett?" I suggested.

"That is brilliant, get you mobile, I don't think Emmett has your number!" Alice shrieked. I looked at her. "Calm down, Alice," I said

"IM sorry I'm sorry it is just soo FUN I can't wait. NOW GO GET YOUR PHONE!!" She shouted. I ran to grab my mobile, only tripping twice. I shoved it in Alice's hand. She quickly dialled Emmett's number. "Okay" she whispered "Shut up" she warned.

[A/N: italics= Bella and Alice Bold= Emmett]

Hello…?

*silence*

Hello..?

Hello this is…

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