A/N: Aahh! Finally, TCftL is here! Well, to make her happy.. Thank You, Sami (The Blasphemous Contessa) for being the ultimate beta-thing, and Naureen of course! What would I do without her crazy ideas?

Disclaimer: For real? I have to add this.. no I don't own Twilight or the Lexicon in this case!

Prologue

It was a dark and stormy night when it all began. Actually I'm just kidding; it was a bright and sunshiny afternoon. The vampire version of a dark and stormy night. Being vampires and considering the fact that it was not a dark and stormy night; the members of the Cullen household could be seen gathered in the entertainment room looking anything but entertained.

Emmett being Emmett decided to Google his name to see what could possibly pop up. They kept a pretty low profile and the most he was expecting to see was maybe some connections to Carlisle. As it was, he couldn't help himself. Maybe some crazy teenage girl from school wrote a blog about him?

"Emmett Cullen." He muttered to himself while typing. When Emmett clicked enter, well, let's just say he was not expecting 879,000 results. Confused and utterly shocked, he hit one of the many links. It led him directly to the one and only, Twilight Lexicon.

"Woh! You guys, come look!" he shouted, and immediately his brother appeared by his side.

"Yes, Emmett?" Edward asked impatiently while also staring confused at the website in front of him.

"Dude... We have a fan site!" he said while staring agape at the long list of purple topics. There was anything from Edward vs. Jacob to Emmett's Demolition Crew. He would definitely be checking that one out.

Emmett turned around to see his entire family staring wide-eyed at the screen. Jasper looked scared, Edward looked shocked, Carlisle looked bemused and slightly horrified, Rosalie looked smug but for what reason he didn't know. Alice just smiled knowingly. Little pixie must've known about this! Bella, well she looked as if she would be blushing if it was physically possible.

"No way! A whole team dedicated to ME!"