My Own Family

Chapter 1 – Here's Ranma

This is the First time and ONLY time you'll see a Disclaimer here.  I don't own Ranma ½, or any other anime/TV show/fictional story/etc mentioned here, except my own creations, those that aren't mine are borrowed, without permissions sadly, but I'm making no money of it, and trying to sue me, like so many have said before, is a complete waste, I'm an 18 year old sponge who lives with his parents, and any money I have, I spend on videos and merchandise for anime.

A story based of 'Onna-ken'

Notes: Ranma has been to Jusenkyo, but hasn't been dunked…yet.  After knocking his father into spring of drowned Rabbit, Ranma immediately leaped to the ground to ask the guide, the rest follows, including the Joketsuzoku, Here some stuff happens, that will spoil the story for you.

                A fat balding man was leading his son up the road, well, what he thought was a son, I wont explain it to you, so I'll just cut to the Tendo home.

                Normal Canon-Nerima, pre-Ranma introduction scenes, lets just cut to the introduction part.

                "Ahh, Saotome my old friend," Soun Tendo yelled as he ran to the door, Nabiki following him.

                Upon opening the door, he was greeted with the sight of the fat balding man from earlier.

                "Hello, Tendo, my good old friend," Genma answered back, as he made his way into the house, Soun following while Nabiki poked her head outside to look for Ranma, seeing no one else, she went back into the house.

                Inside the house, Genma was busy talking to his old friend, while Kasumi served tea.

                "So Saotome, were is young Ranma?" Sound asked after getting slightly impatient.

                "Where to start, well, there is something I should warn you, you do remember when the master told us about the Neko-ken haven't you?" after saying this, Soun shuddered, Nabiki's interest perking up, and Akane's ears being caught about the ken part, insinuating 'Martial Arts'.

                "Well, what he didn't tell us, there is another art learned in a similar way, a year ago, I had found out that my son, Ranma, was terrified of girls for some reason, feeling that they were stronger." Akane was smirking when she heard this, maybe it wouldn't be so bad getting engaged after all.

                "So, what did you do, Saotome?"

                "I had found the book which describes the Neko-ken, I skipped that part and found that it also had an art, called the Onna-ken, I believed this would have strayed the boys mind back, as my beatings on him made it worse, so I followed the instructions."

                "Which were?" Soun asked after his friend stopped.

                "Tie up trainee in numerous girl items, including dresses and make-up, then, you must push them into a girls public toilets, or changing room, or anything else which is women's only, after I did so, he became even more frightened, especially after being beaten up, so I followed the next step, I pushed him into all of his friends, the humiliation is supposed to make their mind snap so that they'll fight with the vigor of a woman and so, can't be frightened anymore, well, he snapped, only then did I read the next part, t seems, that the trainee becomes a woman in mind, after first being subjected to women's wrath, then using it themselves…" Genma shuddered at how his son had treated him after that.

                "So, your son is unfit to wed any of my daughters?" Soun was getting angry.

                "No, as long as he doesn't look at them, he'll be fine, RANMA!!!" Genma bellowed after wards, A boy walked in, a very slim boy, who looked like he was at least an inch shorter that Akane, and had very soft features, wearing Chinese clothing, while putting on a blind-fold.

                "This is Ranma," Genma says, pointing to him.

                'Hmm, nice body, and those clothes look like pure silk,' Nabiki thought, licking her lips.

                'So this is the weak boy, hahaha,' Akane was mentally laughing like a psycho.

                'Hmm, such a nice boy,' guess who.

                "So, son, how do you think about the engagement?" Soun asked the boy in front of him.

                "Err, what's that?  All, my pops said, was there may be a girl in here," Ranma answered back, shivering at the end.

                "It's okay Ranma, there are no girls here," Genma answered back to his son, while holding up a sign that read – Be Prepared –.

                "Okay," Ranma answered back, just as he had the blind-fold off and saw Kasumi, who was right in front of him, his face went white, his body started to shiver, and he blacked out.

                "Is that all he does when he sees a woman?" Nabiki asked nonchalantly.

                "Oh my, is he all right?" Kasumi asked, as she and Soun went down to get a better luck, Genma was sweating.

                "Tendo, I don…" his words were cut off, as Ranma suddenly jumped awake and latched onto Soun, emitting a squeal of delight as he hugged onto the older man.

                "HimynamesRanmawhatsyourname?areyoumarried?canIsleepinyourroom?" Ranma hurriedly said, everyone's eyes bulging out as Ranma's voice was like that off a woman's (funnily enough, it is pretty easy for a man to imitate a woman's voice after special training, training methods can be found on the internet, but Ranma's reason, is the Onna-ken ^_^).

                "GET OFF OF MY FATHER YOU PERVERT," Akane shouted as she hefted up a large table and aimed it at Ranma, who just leaped and…cleaved it into pieces with a shinai he pulled from no where.  After landing behind Akane, she latched onto the girl.

                "Well if your so jealous, you can have me then," Ranma was hugging Akane around the waist, who was just reddening more and more in the face, that was, until Ranma was knocked unconscious by a sign from his father.

                "See, he becomes a total nymphomaniac, bi-sexual, transvestite, who truly believes he's a woman," Genma said grimacing, then holding a fist to the air, "WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO, BY MAKING MY MANLY SON THIS?"

                "Well, if you allowed me to jump in that spring, then I could be happy," Ranma said as he got back up, his voice no male again, but the lust I his eyes was still apparent.

                "But your mother would kill us," Genma was getting nervous, he new she would kill him anyway, for how Ranma acted now.

                "Ahh, what spring is this, Mr. Saotome?" Nabiki asked getting curious.

                "The pools of sorrow, Jusenkyo," Genma answered back.

                "You don't mean it's true?" Soun asked his friend, who just nodded back to him.

                "Yes, you see, I took Ranma to Jusenkyo, in hopes that the training would help him snap out of the Onna-ken for good, sadly, I didn't read the guide book properly," Genma said,

                "Because you can't read Chinese, humph, look, the Japanese version was only a little more expensive you cheapskate," Ranma huffed back, while slowly shuffling closer to Nabiki, who was getting nervous from the stare she was receiving from the pig tailed boy.

                "Yes, well, as you can see, we got there, and as I fought Ranma…

******* - Flashback - *******

                "Ahh, we are here Ranma," Genma announced as he and his son looked out on the valley in front of them.

                "Not much is it, why couldn't we have stayed at the dock, I'd have had more fun?" Ranma whined as he thought of what he could have done and what he'll do to Genma or taking him away.

                "Ahh, sirs, you here to visit Junsekyo, yes?" The guide suddenly appeared out of nowhere, Genma was watching as Ranma DIDN'T attach himself to the stranger, Ranma seeing this just said.

                "He's not my type."

                "What you sir mean," the guide asked curiously.

                "Nothing important, nothing important, ready boy?" Genma said changing the subject quickly, as he ran and leaped for the poles.

                "If I must," Ranma answered back as he, too, leaped for a pole.

                "No, sirs, don't do that, very tragic if you fall in springs, yes," Well, they couldn't say they weren't warned.

                Ranma and Genma leaped at each other, fighting with vigor, Ranma using his special newly learned maneuvers, these including pulling a frying pan from nowhere and hitting Genma with it, who was then launched into a spring.

                "Hah, beat y…" Ranma was cut off, as he saw a white fluffy bunny leap into the air, Ranma's eyes went wide and sparkled up, as his voice went strangely uber-kawai.

                "CUTE, come here bunny," he shouted as he launched himself for the bunny, grabbing it and landing on the ground next to the guide, sitting down and cuddling up to the scared to death rabbit.

                "Sir, you okay, that bunny is you father,"

******* - End of Flashback - *******

                "As you can see, the legends of the springs are true," Genma said morosely, as Nabiki tested it by pouring some cold water on him, and watching as he changed into a white rabbit.

                "Wow, neat," was all she could say.

                "Yeah, but the loser took me away, before I could get the guide to tell me where the spring of drowned girl is, you don't know how hard it is to find a man in this body," Ranma said, looking at Genma angrily, "how am I supposed to settle down and get married, and have children?"

                "By being the father?" Nabiki supplied.

                "Huh, why should I do that, I prefer men."

                "But what about ME, when you hugged me?" Akane almost screamed at him.

                "Don't flatter yourself honey, I was only playing a joke with you, and your father is to old for me anyway," Ranma answered back while standing back up and grabbing the rabbit, "and we are going back to China, father so you can GET your cure and I can get my dream," sparkles lit up Ranma's eyes, allowing the rabbit to escape, get the water, change, then knock Ranma unconscious.

                "Don't worry Tendo, I'm sure I can get Ranma back with use of the Ototo-ken," Genma said as he picked up Ranma, harshly.

                "Little brother fist?" Nabiki said, confused.

                "Oh my, so are you staying then?"

Congratulations, on living through this fan fiction, on the next episode – A new Tendo, hi little sister

See you then.

Oh, you may have noticed, but I have now changed the Chapter 2 to Chapter 1 mistake on this Chapter, oh and some spelling.