Fortune Cookies

By Celadon Catamount

Author's Note:

I was searching for something on the internet one day and I saw a webpage with funny cookie fortunes. I read one (see the story) and thought of Beast Boy. That gave me the idea for this little oneshot. My first official story, I hope you like it! : ))

Disclaimer:

I have not, do not, and never will own, claim to own, or in any way make a profit (other than satisfaction) from Teen Titans or any related companies and franchises etc. I write solely for my enjoyment and that of others.

I did not come up with any of the fortunes used here, and I certainly don't own them.

The Teen Titans had just finished dinner. They sat around the table, talking over the day's events.

"Friends!" said Starfire, "When I was at the store, I saw a box that contained cookies of fortune! I believe it may be enjoyable to discover what lies in store for us!" She held up a box of fortune cookies.

"Sweet, I love fortune cookies!" said Cyborg.

They each took a fortune cookie as the box was passed around.

"Here you go Raven!" said Beast Boy, offering her the box of cookies.

"I don't really do fortune cookies." she said.

"Why not?" he asked

"They're pointless. It's just a little scrap of paper with a made up quote on it. They're not your actual fortune or anything."

"Oh c'mon, it's fun!"

"Whatever." she said, rolling her eyes and taking one.

"You first Robin," said Cyborg, "you're the leader."

Robin picked up his cookie and broke it. Unfolding the paper inside, he read:

"An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly." he raised an eyebrow as the others chuckled. "Well, I guess Starfire counts for that one."

"Please, may I read my fortune next?" asked Starfire.

She opened her fortune and shared it with the others. "Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas."

They all grinned.

"My turn!" said Cyborg. He looked at his paper. "Your sweetheart may be too beautiful for words, but not for arguments." Even he laughed at how much it fit Bumblebee.

Beast Boy opened his cookie. "A closed mouth gathers no feet."

"I take it back, they can be true." said Raven, as the others cracked up even harder.

Beast Boy pouted slightly in his chair, until he noticed the cookie in front of Raven.

"Hey, you still have to open yours!" he said with a grin.

Raven sighed and broke open her cookie. Taking out the fortune inside, she read:

"Someone thinks you are wonderfully mysterious." she raised an eyebrow.

"Oooo, I wonder who that is?" teased Cyborg.

She glanced at Beast Boy, expecting him to follow up with some stupid "funny" comment. But to her surprise he was silent, looking at his plate.

She did a small double take. Was he....blushing? She shook her head. No, she was imagining it. He must have decided to listen to his fortune and shut up.

Good, she would enjoy the peace and quiet.

Or would she?

Lol, you can take the BB/Rae hinting however you want. Hope you enjoyed this story and found it funny! My first stab at a humor story and my first fic up on the site. Please review and tell me what you thought. I thrive on constructive criticism! What are you still here reading for?! The story is over, go forth and review! : ))