Summary: The Cullens and Hales decide to play a little game called truth or dare. How does the seemingly boring Isabella Swan get involved in this? Plenty of humor! Rated M for language and future chaps.

A/N: Yeah, I know, I know. I'm fucking crazy for writing another story. But as usual, I got this idea in my head and couldn't get it out. I had to write it. It's my first attempt at something funny, so don't kill me if it sucks, since I usually only write stuff that are all about the doomed and damned. Enjoy! Oh, I don't own shit. Pardon the language, though this is only the beginning. Don't worry, I start of easy, not much swearing, until the end, that is.

Let The Games Begin

Chapter 1: Join the fun, Isabella Swan

Edward POV

Life was boring, that was pretty much a given. So, my siblings and our friends decided to play a little game called Truth or Dare; you all know how it goes. You pick truth, you have to answer a question honestly - no cheating possible; my sister would know. You pick dare, well, you're in trouble - at least, when it comes playing dare with the Cullens and Hales, you're in trouble.

I, belonged to the Cullen family, along with my adopted brother and sister - I was also adopted. We were all adopted as babies by Carlisle and Esme Cullen, who wanted a big family. I was adopted at the age of 3, Alice at the age of 4 and Emmett at the age of 5. Alice and I were 17 now and juniors in High School - Emmett was 18 now and a senior.

Then there were the Hale twins: Rosalie and Jasper, 18 years of age. Rosalie was dating Emmett and Jasper was dating Alice. I was the single one, the odd one out. I couldn't care less about dating, though I did have some fun from time to time - I had to have some relief of some sort occasionaly; I was only human, after all.

Now, back to the game. We had been playing for about an hour already and it was only 7 pm on a friday night - if Alice and Emmett had their way, the game would last till sunday night; and I'm sure they would get their way no matter how much I protested. Not that I wasn't enjoying this game, because I was, I was only slightly miffed at the dare they had just given me.

My dare, god help me, was to go inside Channing's coffee shop - which we were currently standing before - and kiss none other than Isabella Swan, daughter of the Chief of police of this little Washington town called Forks. However, I wasn't reluctant to go in and kiss her because of that, not at all - Charlie Swan, her father, didn't scare me at all, not one bit. I could care less about what he would do if he found out; it would probably be funny to aggrevate him a little - spice things up some.

No, I was reluctant because it was Isabella, that was all. She was, weird, to say the least. Weird and extremely boring. She was a good girl, had good grades and never made any mistakes or even partied. I hated girls like that - boring, plain, good girls. And it wasn't like she couldn't be fun or date or party, she wasn't bad looking. She looked pretty good, plain, but still good. I bet if Alice got her hands on her, she would most definitely look ten times better. She could look hot if she wanted to, but she didn't want to, she was boring.

How did I end up with this dare, you ask? Well, let's just say, that when it was my turn to challenge someone, I didn't go easy on them - this was their payback. You'll see, let's rewind an hour.

One Hour Ago

"I'm so freakin' bored!" Emmett, my funny, idiotic brother, exclaimed for the hundreth time since school finished. We were sitting in the living room of the grandious, Cullen estate. Carlisle, my father, was a doctor and Esme, my mother, was an architect - we were very rich. As were the Hales, who's parents were some big hot-shot lawyer - we, Cullens, only hung out with our own kind, the rich, succesful and beautiful.

Rosalie was sitting next to Emmett on the couch, leaning against him - you could tell she was bored as well. Alice was sitting on Jasper's lap, who was sitting on the love-seat. They, as usual, were bored too. As was I.

This town was so boring, we all loathed it and couldn't wait to get out. But until then, we had to find our own source of entertainment. And for that, Alice was always the one to come up with an idea. Either she would throw a party at the last minute, or sometimes she convinced us to do something illegal - something fun. One time, she persuaded us to break into Forks High school and write curswords on all the walls of the classrooms; in paint. I still had to laugh when I remembered the look on the teachers and principal's face - hilarious. We didn't get caught - we never got caught. Today, she decided it was time for us to play a classic came: Truth or Dare.

Though, when we played it, we played dirty. We weren't nice about it at all and we usually ended up doing a few things we should regret, but didn't regret.

"Let's play Truth or Dare," Alice said with an evilish grin on her face, suggesting she was up to no good. Soon, the rest of us got the same grin on our faces. It had been months since we played - last time we played was during a long weekend, when we had no school on Monday and Tuesday. We ended up playing from friday night till tuesday night; we never slept once during that time - a lot of coffee, and some alcohol, was used to keep us awake, thought the alcohol didn't really help us in that department. We ended up causing a lot of trouble by cutting of all the electricity in town; by accident, of course. No one suspected us, naturally, but it had been a close call.

"Excellent! I'm in!" Emmett was the first to say - I rolled my eyes, Em was always up for anything, as was Alice.

Rosalie shrugged. "I'm in too, I could do with some exitement."

"Yeah, sure, let's do it," Jasper said - he was the calm one of the group, or so it appeared to an outsider. We knew better; when it came to it, Jasper was as evil - if not more - as the rest of us.

I just nodded, they already knew I was in - it was my favorite game to play. I always came up with great ideas for dares. The blackout we caused last time was actually because of a dare I had given to Emmett, the big baboon.

"Perfect! I'm first. Emmet, truth or dare?" She asked with the sweetest tone of voice and smile - it was all an act, though, she was up to no good and we all knew it; we were the same.

"Dare," Emmett said, he hardly ever picked truth. We loved the dares more, they were more thrilling that simply answering a question.

"I dare you to-" she paused for dramatic effect "-trash Esme and Carlisle's room and make it look like a break-in," she said by which Emmett's eyes widened and the whole room fell silent in shock. We were capable of a lot, but never had we done anything that would hurt Esme or Carlisle. Alice grinned at our reaction, she was a sneaky little pixie that girl. Immediately, we realized this would be the best game ever - best dares ever.

Alice was briliant, her dare was the best ever. No one would ever know it was us and we would have some good laughs at it. We loved our folks, we did, but we hardly ever saw them, so we didn't really care if they were mad or not. Besides, it would be worth it to see their faces when they found out.

"Be right back," Emmett said with a serious face and trudded of as if he were off to war and the bravest man alive. I had to give him credit though, he had some big balls of steal to do what he was about to do. I wasn't even sure if I would do it.

We heard several things break and fall to the ground with a big bang; it was clear he was enjoying himself when we heard his booming laughter. Alice ran upstairs to check if he was doing a good job. Several minutes later, they came back down, both of them laughing their asses off. Alice was even shedding a few tears.

"They... are... going... to.. be... so... pissed...," Alice managed to choke out between her laughter while Emmett was on folding over with laughter, holding his sides. The laughter was so infectious the rest of us joined Alice and Emmett.

After a while, Emmett was able to contain his laughter and turned to me - his favorite person to pick on.

"Eddie, truth or dare? Take your pick," he said as if he were a host on some stupid reality show. I growled, actually growled, when he called me Eddie; I hated that nickname.

"Truth," I quickly said - I never picked dare the first time; I wanted to make sure I had challenged someone first, it made the game more interesting when it came to my second turn and they had their chance to retaliate.

"Who would you do: Tom Welling or Chad Michael Murray?" He asked - while I glared at him, Rosalie, Jasper and Alice burst out in laughter. Emmett always taunted me with his gay jokes; he knew it was the best way to get me pissed. Though, I would play very very dirty when I was pissed and he should have known that - knowing him, it was probably his intention. I would get back at him next time - I couldn't get him now, because our rules were that you couldn't challenge the person who just challenged you. But I could get back at him through his girl, something he most likely forgot.

I straightened out my face and answered the question, "Tom Welling. I'm not attracted to blondes - ain't that right, Rose?" I asked at the end by which she stopped laughing and scowled at me. She still couldn't get over the fact that I didn't lust after her as every guy she ever met seemed to do and I used it against her whenever I got.

"Bite me, Cullen," she retorded by which I smirked. "So what will it be, Rose, truth or dare?" I asked, she glared at me and refused to answer; she was mad. I didn't let that discourage me, I only got nastier. "Come one, Rose, baby, choose a dare. Maybe I'll want to jump your bones then," I taunted her; her eyes narrowed and she huffed, but I had her and she knew it.

"Dare." She stated with much venom in her voice - I had her right where I wanted her. And my dare would not only piss her off, but Alice and Emmett as well. Jasper wouldn't care less; he's think it was funny.

"Good. I dare you to walk around in Emmet's costume from last year's halloween ball until the game is over," I said with a mischievous smile on my face. Jasper laughed while Rosalie fumed with anger, as did Alice and Emmett. Emmett hated this dare because he loved that costume and let no-one touch it, not even Rose; it was a monument, he had told us, something that could never be touched again. Rose and Alice hated the dare because of the outfit. It basically was Emmett's version of a vampire costume - a mask for the eyes, fake tooth, a bloody blue jeans, a ripped T-shirt with the word BLOOD written on it in red paint and a black cape. Nothing Rosalie or Alice would ever consider wearing; it went against everything they believed in. It wouldn't really fit, but Alice could help with that.

"NO WAY! Rose, don't do it!!!" Alice yelled, she was seething with anger.

"I didn't realize you were such a chicken, Rose," I taunted her even more - I was getting to her.

"Don't you dare, Rose!" Emmett said, furious.

"Alice, upstairs, now." Rosalie said through her teeth - Alice looked stunned that Rose would do it, while Emmett shook with anger. He was about to open his mouth to say something, but Rose glared at him and said, "Shut it, Emmett! I'm doing this and I couldn't care less about your costume. And if you argue, you won't get any for the remainder of the year. Got it?!" She said - she actually looked scary during that moment. Emmett shrunk away from her glare, crossed his arms and pouted.

As soon as Alice and Rosalie were out of sight I joined Jasper in the laughter - I couldn't wait to see Rose; I'd never let her forget this. Emmett glared at me. "Thanks to you my best costume ever will be ruined," he said, then continued, "Watch your back, Eddie," -he spat out my name- "you're officialy a dead man," he hissed - I laughed at him while shaking my head.

Rosalie and Alice came back down about 20 minutes later - I had never laughed so hard as I did when I saw Rose. She looked terrible - the costume looked terrible. She was holding Emmett's pants up with a white, shiny belt; which made it even funnier. The shirt hang loosely on her, revealing pieces of skin where the shirt was ripped. And the mask looked much too big for her face. The best were the teeth - they stook out of her mouth as if she were ready to bite anyone; it was hilarious!

"I'll get you for this, you cocksucker," she hissed - the vamp teeth made her speech sound funny - and sat back down, as did Alice who glared at me once more.

"Alice, truth or dare?" Rose asked and smiled at Alice - crap! they had discussed this upstairs, no doubt. It would involve something to do with me; something to give me some payback - though I knew it would only get worse from now on.

"Dare." Rosalie smiled at Alice' answer and glanced at me with pure evil in her eyes - I swear that bitch was crazy!

"I dare you to kick Edward in the groin," Rosalie said. Shit! What had I gotten myself into? I looked at Alice' tiny frame - she may look like a little, breakable pixie, but nothing was further from the truth. She was stronger than any girl I'd ever known and some guys too - and from the looks of it, she had help.

Before I knew it, Emmett hoisted me up and held me in place by wrapping his arms tightly around my body. Alice stood up, grinned at me, and kicked me in the last place any man would ever want to be kicked. I yelped like a little girl and Emmett let me fall to the ground. Fuck, that hurt! The room was filled with laughter at my pain as I lay on the floor, groaning in pain.

"Jasper, sweetie, pick truth," I heard Alice say to Jasper - I was still curled up in a ball, holding my crotch, moaning. Jasper must have nodded, because Alice continued with her question.

"Do you think Edward is a penisfucker or not?" Alice asked - I guess I had it coming for making Rose do my dare, but enough already with the gay jokes!

"He's a regular old gaylord," Jasper answered, truthfully, it seemed - by that time I had gotten back up and if it would have been possible, steam would have been coming out of my ears. I looked at Jasper, he was smiling at me - he was up to no good. I saw Alice and Rosalie grinning at me as well, while Emmett looked confused. They had planned something, that much was obvious, and only Em and I were in the dark on this one.

"Truth or dare?" Jasper asked me directly - I could have taken the easy way out and picked truth, but I wasn't some shit-less chicken. I was Edward fucking Cullen for Christ' sake!

"Dare."

"I dare you to go down to Channing's coffee shop and kiss Isabella Swan," he challenged me - that did it; I screamed aloud in anger. This was so unfair! Isabella Cullen of all freaking people! Ugh! And I knew I had no way out of it - I knew she would be there, she was always there, working. Life sucks!

Back To The Present

So now here I was, standing before Forks' only coffee shop, delaying going in because I had gotten myself into this stupid situation with this fucking shit-dare!

"Come on, we haven't got all night," Alice said and she and Rosalie pushed me forward while Emmett held the door and Jasper followed. They all laughed at me and went to sit down, while I looked around for Isabella.

It wasn't hard to spot her - she was one of two waitresses tonight and was currently coming to the table where my traitor siblings and friends were sitting, planning to get their order.

I stepped up to her, blocking her from moving on and looked at her with disgust in my eyes because of what I had to do now. "Wha-?" she started to ask, but I cut her off by grabbing her by her upper arms and crashing my lips on hers. She actually tasted pretty good! And her smell was such a turn on - strawberries and freeshia.

For a second, I thought she was kissing me back, but then she pushed me away and I felt a sharp blow to my eye and fell to the ground. I looked up in shock at a seemingly pissed of Isabella Swan. She was standing there with her hands in fists and looking at me with a smug expression in her eyes.

She had hit me?! The harpy witch actually hit me?! What was she, mental??? Didn't she know the consequences this would have for her? She hit me and I would no doubt have a black eye within the next hours! That whore!

"You whore!" I bellowed; she didn't seem taken aback by my reaction.

"You asked for it, shitbreath. Care to tell me what that was all about, before you have to black eyes?" She asked, I was still shocked and angry as hell. I heard my family's loud roars of laughter, but couldn't care less, my focus was on this fucking cumslut before me!

"It was a fucking dare, you kunt," I said as I stood back up, the sounds of laughter still coming from the table a few feet from me. "You'll pay for this, bitch," I said through my teeth, resisting as much as I could so not to hit this whore - I never hit a girl in my life, though I wanted to a times, a lot.

"Really?" Said, eying me speculatively. "I don't think so, dickweed." And before I knew it, she passed by me, to my family's table. I followed after her, feeling the pain of the coming bruise more every second - I would need some ice for it, or it would be swollen shut.

"Who's the one who dared fuckface to kiss me?" She said, much friendlier than she had been toward me. Jasper nodded, unsure, not knowing what was coming, if she would hit him next or not.

"Fine. Now you can invite me into the game - you involve me, so I get to play too," she said with a wicked grin in her eyes I had never seen on her before. This shocked me and everyone else into silence - we had not expected that. So far, I had definitely not expected any part of Swan's reaction - she was completely different from what I thought.

"B-but y-you have t-to work," Jasper stuttered, obviously afraid of this stupid, little vixen.

"Not anymore," she said, turned around and headed to the counter. We all watched with wide open eyes to see what she was up too.

"Mrs. Newton, I don't feel so well. I think I caught something just now. Would it be okay if I went home?" She asked, batting her eyelashing, fake-coughing a little - she was a deceiving, little bitch. The Newton woman was completely taken off guard, but told Swan it was okay - she was probably scared of what Chief Swan's reaction would be if he heard she didn't let his sick daughter go home.

Swan dissapeared for a moment, then came back with her jacket and purse. "Let's go," She said, smiling - stunned, we all followed. This should be interesting.