We Made You and Ego
We made another song. Since Jon is an awesome rapper we wrote a song he can rap to.
I have a part I can sing to but it's short. It's the chorus as well.
The girls and I are going to dance to both songs.. The guys are going to play their instruments except Jon. Duh.
We even came up with a dance routine for the song I am going to sing. Yes I dance to hip hop.
The girls and I were fixing our hair and make up. Oh yeah I didn't tell Edward. Yeah. I know it's bad but come on. He will be overprotective all night.
"So did you tell Edward?" Marcia asked.
"No." I said.
"Why?" Kristy asked.
"I don't know. I need a break I guess." I said.
"Oh. Ok that makes sense." Ashley said.
We got dressed.
We were wearing short blue jean skirts, pink tank tops and high heels.
Our make up was to show our natural colors.
I fixed my hair to have loose bangs.
When we walked downstairs and saw the guys waiting.
"Finally!" Jon sighed.
We glared. My phone rang and it said 'Alice' what the hell?
"Nice outfit Bella." I froze. Oh shit.
"Excuse me guys." I walked back upstairs to my room.
"What Alice?" I asked.
"I saw you singing and dancing to two different songs. Nice." she laughed.
"Shut up. Is Edward in the vision?" I wondered.
"Um...nope!" she laughed. I smiled.
"Did you just growl?" she laughed.
"Good. I am going to have a night I will never forget." I smirked.
"Ooh Bella being bad. I like that. Tell me about it when you come home which is around 3 am. Where are you going anyway?" she asked.
"Ok. Don't tell Edward. I am going to sing at Adam Lambert's party." I said. I heard her scream on the other line.
"Jasper calm her down!" I knew he would hear. She sopped calming down.
"Thanks Jazzy." I laughed.
"Alice I will tell you about it when I get home." I said and hung up.
"Ok I'm ready." I said.
We walked out to see a limbo.
"Wow." we all said.
The door opened and we saw Adam Lambert!
"OMG!" the girls squealed.
"Hi Adam." I sighed.
"Hi ladies. Guys thanks for playing for me at my party. It means a lot." he said.
"No problem." we all said.
We piled into the limbo and drove to LA.
When we got to La we were nervous.
"I am nervous." Jon said.
"Jon I am going to be right there with you." I hugged him.
"Yeah thanks Bella." I nodded.
We walked to see a bunch of people. I swear Kristy paled.
"Crap." Martin said.
"Ok Ready?" I asked.
"Yeah. The music began to play and Jon began to rap.
[Talking] [Bella] [Verse
1] [Bella] [Verse
2] [Bella] [Verse 3] [Bella] [Bridge] [Talking]
Guess
who? Did you miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
When you walked through the door
It was
clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore
Who
they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rockstar
(baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa, Who
could really blame you?
We're the ones who made you
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little Zantac for
antacid if you can
Get ready to tackle any task that is at
hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it Grand?
Well
look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man, No,
Don't massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a
man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands on
her massive
Gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it then squish it
then pass it to a friend
Can he come back as nasty as he
can?
Yes he can can, Don't ask me this again
He does not
mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing
men
Samantha's a two, Your practically a ten
I know you
want me girl, In fact I see you grin
Now come in
girl
When you walked through the door
It was
clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one they adore
Who
they came to see (who they came to see)
You're a rockstar
(baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Playa, Who
could really blame you?
We're the ones who made you
The enforcer, Lookin for more women to torture
Walk up
to the cutest girl and charlie horse her
Sorry Portia but
what's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't
Are you telling me
tenderness?
Well I could be as gentle and as smooth as a
gentlemen
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And
I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then nail her
Baby say,
"Hello" to my little friend
Brit forget K-Fed, Let's
cut out the middlemen
Forget him or gonna end up in the
hospital again
And this time it won't be for the Ritalin
binge
Forget them other men, girl, Pay them little
attention
And little did I mention that Jennifer's in love
with me
John Mayer, So sit on the bench
Man I swear them
other guys, You give them an inch
They take a mile, They got
style but it isn't Slim
When you walked through
the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You're the one
they adore
Who they came to see (who they came to see)
You're
a rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants
you)
Playa, Who could really blame you?
We're the ones who
made you
(Guys)
And that's why my love you'll never live
without
I know you want me girl
Cause I can see you
checking me out
And baby you know
You know you want me
too
Don't try to deny it, baby
I'm the only one for
you
Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout an
Alfalfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
You think
that's bad, You should hear the rest of my album
Never has
there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash, I don't mean
to mess with your gal
But Jessica Alba, Put her breast on my
mouth, bro
Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers
And
they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us, He's
back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his
outfit
I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica
Rest assured,
Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You're my
Amy, I'm your Blake
Matter fact bake me a birthday cake
With
a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I just think you
just met your soul mate
Now break it down girl
When
you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to
me)
You're the one they adore
Who they came to see (who
they came to see)
You're a rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants
you (everybody wants you)
Playa, Who could really blame
you?
We're the ones who made you
So baby,
baby
Get down, down, down (Baby)
Get down, down, down
(Baby)
Get down, down, down (Baby)
Get down, get down
(Baby)
Get down, down, down (Baby)
Get down, down, down
(Baby)
Get down, down, down (Baby)
Get down, get
down
Oh Amy!
Rehab never looked so good!
I can't wait! I'm going back!
Ha ha! Whoo!
Dr. Dre,
2020
Yeah!
The crowd cheered and we walked off stage.
"I told you you can do it!" I hugged him.
"Great job Jon." everyone hugged.
"Ok now it's the girls turn." I smirked.
"Yep lets change." Marcia said.
We changed into a very short skirt, very revealing shirt and high heels. I felt slutty but I looked hot.
I got a txt from Alice.
"Your fashion has improved fabulously! We are going shopping when I get back!"
I chuckled and walked on stage.
"Are you guys ready!" I asked. The crowd screamed.
"Ok let's go!"
we began to dance to our routine. As I sung.
It's
on, Why, well, It's too big Usually I'm humble It's too
big It's
too big Ego so big
Baby lets get lost
You don't need
To call into
work,
Cuz you're the boss
For real want you
To show me
how you feel
I consider myself
Lucky that's a big
deal
You got the key to my heart
But you
aint gonna need it
I'd rather you open up my body
And show
me secrets
You didn't know was inside,
No need for me to
lie
It's too wide
It's too strong
It
wont fit
It's too much
It's too tough
He talks like
this
Cuz he can back it up
He got a big ego
Such a huge
ego
I love his big ego
It's too much
He walks like
this
Cuz he can back it up
Right
now I don't choose
You can leave with me
Or you could have
the blues
Some call it arrogant
I call it confidant
You
decide when you find
On what I'm working with
Damn I know,
I'm killing you with them legs
Better yet them
thighs
Matter a fact it's my smile
Or maybe my eyes
Boy
you a site to see
Kind of something like me
It's too wide
It's too strong
It wont fit
It's
too much
It's too tough
I talk like this
Cuz I can back
it up
I got a big ego
Such a huge ego
But he love my big
ego
It's too much
I walk like this
Cuz I can back it
up
I, I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I talk
like this
Cuz I can back it up
I, I can back it up
I can
back it up
I walk like this
Cuz I can back it up
It's too wide
It's too strong
It wont fit
It's
too much
It's too tough
He talks like this
Cuz he can
back it up
He got a big ego
Such a huge ego
I love his
big ego
It's too much
He walks like this
Cuz he can back
it up
You must admit
I got every
reason
To feel like I'm that bitch
Ego so strong,
If
you aint know
I don't need no beat,
I can sing it with
piano
The crowd was screaming for dear life. It was hilarious but I was also glad because of the effect I have on them.
We sung happy birthday to Adam.
We all partied for awhile. I even had my first drink and It was awesome. No it wasn't beer. Gross. It was a martini and it was so good.
Around 3 am we were wasted and tired.
Wow I am drunk for the first time. At least Charlie is in New York for the summer.
Adam took us home in the limbo.
"Thanks Adam!" we all said. It was slurred a little.
"No problem." he was drunk too.
We walked to the porch laughing at Martin when he fell.
I opened the door and we all stumbled inside.
"I am fuckin wasted!" I laughed.
"I know right! Come on let's get this make up off."
Ashley said.
We stumbled the stairs and we laughed.
"That was fun!" I slurred.
"I know! Those martini were good." Marcia said.
"We are to be in pain the next day." Kristy laughed.
I got another txt.
"You are funny when you are drunk! Lol!"
Damn you Alice.
"Come on we are in our pj's now we should get some sleep." I said.
We walked downstairs to see the guys sleeping already. I sighed.
"I am going to go get my pillow." I said.
I stumbled upstairs. I opened the door to see Edward. He looked pissed.
"Where have you been?" he asked.
"Don't worry about it." I said grabbing a pillow and blanket.
"Bella do you realize it's 3:30. I have been worried sick!" he sighed.
"You could have asked Alice." I said.
"You talked to Alice?" he asked.
"Yeah." I slurred.
"Bella are you drunk?" he asked.
"A little but it's no biggie." I said.
"It is a biggie how drinks did you have?!" he yelled.
"Calm down I only had 3 martinis." I said with annoyance.
"Now I am going to bed." I closed the door and walked...well stumbled back downstairs. I fell asleep next to Marcia.