Anakin and Obi-Wan Play Barbies

by Pala-and-Papipa

Obi-Wan: Hey Anakin, do you want to play Barbies with me?

Anakin: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... OK.

Obi-Wan: Here, you get Barbie. I get Teresa.

Anakin: No, I get Teresa, you get Barbie!!!

Obi-Wan: Why is that?

Anakin: BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE MY WIFE – I mean, she looks better.

Obi-Wan: Wife?

Anakin: NO, that's NOT what I said!!! I SAID that she looks BETTER, not that she looks like my wife!!!

Obi-Wan: You have a wife?

Anakin: NO.

Obi-Wan: Here's Teresa. Let's play. Hi, Teresa, I'm Barbie!!!

Anakin: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... hi.

Obi-Wan: I just totally got a new fashion design!!! It's going to go worldwide!!!

Anakin: Obi-Wan, I really don't think this is a great idea.

Obi-Wan: But Anakin, it's a chance to meet your feminine side.

Anakin: I have a feminine side? I thought my wife had one.

Obi-Wan: Wife?

Anakin: I SAID LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Obi-Wan: So technically you have a feminine side?

Anakin: NO I DON'T!!!!

Obi-Wan: Are you surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre about that?????

Anakin: YES!!!! YES I AM!!!!

Obi-Wan: Whatever. Let's continue. So, Teresa, I, like, totally have a closet full of designer fashions!!!!! And it's a square mile-even though-I-have-no-idea-how-big-that-is!!!!

Anakin: Right...

Ahsoka: Master!!! I need to – ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... are you playing Barbies?

Anakin: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... no.

Obi-Wan: Yes, yes he is.

Ahsoka: Master Skywalker, are you high?

Anakin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot.

Ahsoka: Then you must be a fag.

Anakin: SHUT UP YOU F(bleep)ING B(bleep)!!!!!!

Ahsoka: MASTER!!!!!!!!!! LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obi-Wan: Ahsoka, do you want to play?

Ahsoka: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... no thanks. I'm going to go find Rex...

Anakin: This is getting uncomfortable. I'm going to leave.

Obi-Wan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN REALIZED YOUR FEMININE SIDE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The end.