disclaimer--Me: This story is coming to an end soon! I don't have much time to get twilight!

Alice: Just give it up. You're not going to get twilight. Not now, not ever!

Me: And why should I trust you?

Alice: I can foresee the future dumbass! Haven't we been through this before?

Me: *cries* again...

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BPOV TWO YEARS LATER

It's been two years since my father had come back for his revenge on me. Since then, Rosalie and Emmett ended up having a total of twelve kids, Alice and Jasper didn't have any more kids, and Edward and I had twins. A girl and a boy. So Edward and I were now a family of five. It was me, Edward, Masen, Annabelle, and Anthony. We were all happy and that's probably all that I could ever ask for.

"Mommy!" Masen yelled.

I hushed him because the twins were sleeping and I was in no way, shape, or form ready to put them back to sleep. It was enough of a struggle to get them to sleep at all the first time.

"Your brother and sister are sleeping honey. You have to use your inside voice." Masen understood.

"Mommy. Where's daddy?" I shot up from the bed that I was laying on. Masen shot up from beside me when I did.

"Daddy's not here?" I asked on the verge of panic. Edward said that he was going to go out and pick up some stuff and that he'd be back in fifteen minutes. I looked at the clock and realized that it'd been half an hour.

Masen shook his head.

"Do you want to watch t.v. while I talk to daddy on the phone?" I asked.

"Okay, mommy." Masen hopped off of the bed and walked to the stairs with his tiny legs. I didn't put the baby fence on the stairs so I had to run ahead so that Masen wouldn't fall down the stairs.

"Oh no you don't." I said as I scooped Masen up into my arms.

I walked down the stairs and set Masen down onto the couch. I turned the t.v. to Spongebob and walked over to the phone on the wall. I dialed the familiar number and waited for the rings to end.

"Hello?" Edward answered.

"Where are you?" I asked.

"Oh. I'll be home soon, I just ran into an old friend of ours." Then I heard a girly giggle on the other line.

"Oh? Who?" I asked a little to anxiously.

"Jessica. We met up and we're at a club right now. I'll be home soon. I'll be sure to bring you home a margarita or a pina colada or something." What the fuck!? Who the hell does he think he's talking to? I knew that this was going to get violent so I switched to the cordless phone and looked over to Masen to make sure that he was okay. He was sleeping. That was fast.

I picked him up and jogged lightly up the stairs. I set Masen into his crib and ran back downstairs.

"You're at a club while I'm taking care of the kids! And you think bringing me home a drink will make it all better?! And you're out clubbing with Jessica! You're married!" I half-yelled into the phone.

I heard a laugh. "Chill Bella! Eddie and I aren't going to do anything too serious! He'll clean up before he goes home." I'm going to go so O.J. Simpson on Edward's ass as soon as he comes back.

I hung up the phone and sat on the reliner waiting for my asshole of a husband to get back home from fucking clubbing.

I waited for five minutes after hanging up. I heard the door open and I sat still on the recliner. Well technically I wasn't sitting, I was lying face down on the recliner waiting for my asshole's asshole apology.

I felt someone near me so I decided to get up.

"Bella! Surprise!" Everyone was here! Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle, and Esme.

"What the fuck is going on? And shut the hell up. My kids are sleeping! And you sure as hell won't have a very happy Bella if they wake up again!" They all laughed at my moodiness.

"Well we're all over to surprise you and Esme has got to show you something. She watched Kung-Fu Panda and now she Kung-Fu Cooks! She sings the kung-fu fighting song and uses kung-fu-tastic karate moves. She's probably even better than the Karate Kid! And we get delicious kung-fu induced food after!" Emmett managed to say semi-quietly.

I held my stomach and laughed.

"Bella! You look like hell!" Alice exclaimed.

"Of course. Every girl's dream is to be told that she looks like hell. At least it's not one of the guys saying it." They laughed again.

Emmett opened his mouth to say something but I just tackled him to the ground before he could.

"Don't even think about ruining my joke, Emmett." I hissed mockingly. Edward actually looked afraid. He just nodded quickly while my hand was still on his mouth moving with his face.

"I'm jealous Bella. You're on top of Emmett in front of the whole family! Are you dumping me, love?" Edward asked while smiling.

"Oh go and run back to Jessica, jackass!" I said getting up to have my revenge on Edward.

I springed to tackle him and succeeded. Edward landed on the floor on his back and I claimed my territory on top of him. I was triumphant until Edward rolled over and sat on me. I struggled and eventually gave up.

"Edward! You shouldn't be sitting on pregnant women!" I yelled. Everyone gasped as Edward shot up and helped me stand up. I smiled at my joke.

"You shouldn't be attacking people while pregnant! And then not tell them until they sit on you!" Edward shot back.

"And you shouldn't be a dumbass enough to fall for me telling you that I'm pregnant." I smirked while Edward's face was masked with the horror of being outwitted so easily.

"Bellizie!! I knew I loved you for a reason!" Emmett boomed. I violently shushed him after that.

"Don't wake my fucking children!" I whisper-yelled. Everyone joined in a chorus of laughter.

"By the way, Bella. Jessica's voice came from Alice. Get mad at her. It was all her idea and Emmett put me in a headlock and threatened to keep me away from you forever unless I played along." I smiled.

"Silly, Edward. You should've known that nothing can keep us apart. Nothing." Everyone awed while Edward grabbed my waist and kissed me.

"I love you, Bella. With my whole heart, my whole body, my whole soul. Everything." Edward recited.

"Hey. You stole my line!" We all smiled and Alice and Rosalie were looking at Edward and I enviously but jokingly at the same time.

Edward kissed me and we forgot where we were. I really didn't mind though. I couldn't be happier. This was sweet. This sweetness would live with us forever and ever and ever. Edward was my everlasting happiness now. He shined like a star and made me shine with him and that's pretty damn okay with me...

A/N

IT'S OVER!! This story is over and sorry; there isn't going to be a sequel. I had fun though. Thanks for sticking with me guys! I love you all for R&R! And I'm still surprised that all of my fans from before were still checking back to my story to see if I updated. You guys have no idea how special you make me feel for that! Thanks! You guys rock and keep me rockin'! Speaking of rocking. I have a new story in the works and it's a Battle of the Bands type story, but it's gonna be my style of Battle of the Bands. Trust me, it'll be cool. I'm the rocker/punk type chick so I'll add as many musical elements that I know to the story. Thanks again to all of my fans.

And I have to credit "twird96" for the Kung-Fu Cooking idea. I promised I'd put it in there and I'm true to my word. You rock "twird96". All of my fans rock. Hope to see your names in my review lists for my other stories!

KEEP ON ROCKIN'! 3

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