I know you guys are wondering why all the sudden stories, but I need to tally up all the reviews I hopefully get within the next few days and continue with the one with the most review. Although 'Tears' is in the lead.

Chapter 1 He's back

Iruka stood in front of his doorway curiously. He had been so excited about not working for the whole week. He couldn't figure out what to do. He graded all of his students work the week before and he cleaned his apartment already, so what to do.

All of the sudden he heard a rumble. Iruka ran back to his apartment and change into civilian clothes which so happen to be women clothes thanks to Anko and used a teleportation jutsu and vanish from the inside his apartment.

Iruka was a feminine looking man, so at first glance you can mistake him as a woman. Iruka don't fancy cross-dressing even if it's just a henge. But he does it so he won't be bother, just like he did to Naruto.

Iruka walked through the market and he remembered not to walk like a man, but as a woman with control and power. He swayed his hips seductively and twirled his long brown hair and winked occasionally. He stopped at a few stalls to get a few fruits and was on his way to a nearby park.

Iruka never felt so relax. Maybe he'll go to the spa at the end of the village. Then he can soak all his stress away.

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Iruka had to have been there an hour. He saw his kids playing on the swing sets and he thought, 'Maybe just maybe.'

Iruka decide all this laying around is not going to do him any good so a walk around the village and then he'll pack some clothes. All in the entire day look like things were going well.

Boom!!!

The whole village shook with the explosion. Iruka wasn't thinking when he jumps on the Hokage monument. There was a full-fledge war going on. Iruka yelped somebody grabbed. The whole war grounded to a halt. Iruka whirled in his capture hand and dipped. By this time he deeply confused. (A.N By that time he looked like himself)

"Iruka my darling how I have missed you," It was a deep voice that could only belong to him.

Iruka was shocked. It couldn't be, he thought. I thought he left for good. I thought this was the last time I'll see him.

"Surely you didn't think I was joking when I said, 'I search for you, even if it's to the end of the earth', did you." Iruka looked behind him to see the man of every women dream. Tall, handsome, strong, and intelligent. Tyler, his last A-rank mission. He muttered to himself. It can't be. Iruka finally thought he got away from the madman and he just fallen right into his trap. "I knew you would come running if the people you cared about were in trouble." He smiled his alluring smile. Iruka fell in love with that smiled and thought if only…

There was a chakra ball formed in Iruka hand. He didn't need hand seals to summon his powers. If you were one with it, then it comes to you. Iruka slammed said chakra into Tyler side he let out a strangled yelp and reared back loosening his grip on Iruka. And like a well trained gymnast he did a broken windmill kick. (A.N It's like a round house except you're either keeping your left or right leg down. In order for you to make a perfect kick you keep your right or left leg straight and back bend real low. Meaning your back is actually touching your right or left leg. Then you use your hand to help you move backward. This is optionally or if it's dealing with your opponents' height. You push with your arms to get the desire height. Except we're not dealing with that. Here is where the broken come in. Which ever leg you have up bend it and connect. Finally to finish it up. You straighten your leg then you bend it all the way back and then you should be on your feet. This move takes perfect timing.) Iruka whole body bends in a way that nobody imagines when Iruka looked up hoping that Tyler got the message. He saw only a more determined and more craze looked.

He smiled, "I will come back for you."

He and his comrades disappeared and Ibiki grabbed Iruka and dragged him into the building. More like hiked Iruka on his shoulder and took him to the interrogation office, which was located underground. It would seem that the Hokage and the Interrogator didn't want him on surface.

Ibiki were barking out orders and then he came back into the office and slammed the door shut, which wasn't helping my oncoming headache. Ibiki started to gnaw on his index finger. It was a nervous habit it was an angry habit. When ever he would get angry he would bit himself not to, so he won't scare anybody. Iruka told him that he would scare anybody regardless because only a mentally unstable person would do that. But Ibiki didn't learn and Iruka was tired of having to clean his blood off the kitchen counter so Iruka decide that if Ibiki wanted to bleed so badly he was going to help him so it ended up something like this:

'I' crack right hand

'Told you' crack left hand

'Not to' crack

'Bite yourself' crack

'Because it's' crack

'A bad habit' crack

After that I told him that biting yourself is not the answer. But then some people just don't learn do they. Unfortunately Iruka was in no slapping mood or talking so Ibiki was off the hook.

"Why can't old mission just stay away?" He asks.

"Because old mission doesn't mean dead mission," Iruka rolled his eyes.

Okay here it is. My new story. The next one would be reflect on his old mission.