Disclaimer: Own the 30 Rock DVD's, but nothing else.

*First fanfic I've done in awhile, and it's my first 30 Rock one ever. Appreciate any feedback ya got! :)

The Truth Comes Out

Ch. 1

Sitting in his office Jack was downing yet another scotch. A typical moment after yet another one of his debates with the insufferable Liz Lemon.

He told her himself she deserved a good meal.

Someone who would cater to her Star Wars fetish and love of all things food.

Someone who would pull the lettuce out of her hair ever so subtly, to prevent that blush from hitting her cheeks and that random mumbled slang for a swear word from leaving her lips.

But of course, she's content to be with The Beeper King. Time and time again she finds her way back to that classless cod nugget eating, noogie giving menace.

She claims he makes her feel numb, warm, and sleepy.

But despite her willingness to settle for a hypothermia enducing rube, Jack Dongaghy was not willing to let his closest friend make such a terrible mistake, with a man who just stated himself, he'd go after Lemon like a killer whale goes nuts on a trainer at Sea World.

The last thing Liz Lemon and her hypnotic shark-like eyes had earned the right to see.

When she'd stormed into his office he'd told her to save her spitfire. That he already had replaced the buffoon with a 911 bird and all that was left for her to do, was bump the Beeper King for good.

Little did he know at the time, he'd manage to bump her first.