A/N: I don't know if I like this yet... I guess I'll decide whether I like it by whether you all like it or not. Well, I guess it doesn't really matter, I didn't really write this with any serious intent but to show all of you that I am back and I am loaded with new stories... so be prepared and keep your eyes pealed for new stories. But, for now, enjoy this!

What would you say if you saw me now, Sasuke-kun? Would you be angry? Well, of course you would be angry... I guess that's what I had set out to do accomplish in the beginning. Would you be sad? I suppose that was what I had wanted you to be when I first began this... plan. But, now... well, I guess all I can say is that I never meant to truly fall in love with him.

Funny how that happens, isn't it?

He just... he sees something in me. He sees strength when all you saw was weakness; he sees beauty when all you saw was weakness; he sees me when all you saw was... weakness. To him, I am strong and, to me, he is everything that I had wanted you to be.

Funny how that works out, isn't it?

The first time I saw him, I hated him. I hated him for hurting you, for hurting Kakashi-sensei, for trying to hurt Naruto... because I felt that hate was easier than love... that, if I hated him, or at least tried to, I could keep myself from getting hurt again. But I did love him and, the funny thing is, he loves me, too.

I told you it was funny.

You will probably never find out about us, but, on the other hand, you just might find out. And, if you do, you will be angry, but not because you've lost my love. You will be angry that Itachi is happy. You will shout, scream, punches will be thrown and, chances are, none of them will make their mark because Itachi is better than you.

Funny how that never changes, isn't it?

And now I sit here thinking of you and smiling and thinking of Itachi and giggling... because it's funny. An Uchiha that is able to love and be loved and he has chosen to do both... with me. Me, of all people, Sasuke-kun! Me! I laugh at that thought because you will be so angry while we are so happy.

Funny, funny, funny...

Itachi is now awake and smiling at me and I smile back with a true smile. He takes my hand and he kisses my palm and I reply with a kiss to his forehead. He kisses me on the lips and I kiss back. We make love... real love... something you will never be able to experience because of your hate. We made love, Sasuke-kun.

Are you laughing? We are.

And now I lay beside my love and we hold each other until we drift off into sleep, dreaming of the other and laughing. Because it's funny. So, so funny.

Do you think it's funny? No? Well, that's too bad, isn't it?

You will come for Itachi and you will find me... you will find us... and you will be angry while we are happy. You will scream while we will laugh. You will cry while we will laugh still. We cannot wait... but we're sure that you can.

Until then, Sasuke-kun... ha ha.

A/N: Short, I know... repetitive, I know... but I hope you like it! Review, please!