Hello readers this story is more gee masimo. i am a dave-gee person though, and he will be in it, i promise. gee will go with dave. if you want a more geexdave story, read my other one, a ride on a camel. now on with the story.

Disclaimer: this is my plot but i dont own the rights to the books. they are all louise rennisons.

16th March

2 pm

"Jas, do you like my dress?" I asked for the umpteenth time.

"Yes, Georgia, I already said yes!" ok, no need to be Mrs. stroppy knickers. I said this to her.

"Jas, there is no need to be Mrs. stroppy knickers"

"Gee, I am not being stroppy, now, how do you want your hair?" hmmm

3 minutes later

Still thinking

"How about naturally free-flowing and hippy-like?" asked jas.

"No thanks Jas, I don't want to be like wise-woman of the forest." Ha, that would show her. Only now she was having number 4 on the having the hump scale.

"Please talk to me jassy, I am vair, vair sorry with knobs, you are my maid of honour and I can't do this without you"

"Ok then, the weddings in 3 hours, we better hurry up." Ahh, she really was my bestest pally. Wait- did she just say the wedding was in 3 hours? Eek. But I do love Masimo. I remember when he proposed.

*Flashback 1 year*

Up at the crack of dawn, aka 10am

"Gee, Someone is at the door for you!" ugh, who would be here at this time in the morning? I went downstairs and saw mutti thrusting her nungas at Masimo. Oh giddy god. Masimo. Here. At my house while im make-up less and wearing my telly-tubby jim-jams. (They are a new pair you fool's).

I ran upstairs. Quick, foundation, mascara, concealer, eye shadow and lippy. Clothes- black dress top thingy and yellow leggings (I have a weird fashion sense, now that I am full of maturiosity and sophisticosity) and orange checked dolly shoes. Now run downstairs like a running thing on running tablets.

Downstairs

"Ah, cara, you look, err, bellissima, si, bellissima." I smiled.

"so, do you want for to go a walka?"

"Err, si."

At the park.

Sitting on the swings

"Cara, I have known you for some time now, and I have great love for me, no?" I nodded like a nodding thing on nodding tablets. " So, miss Georgia, will you do me the honour of becoming my bride?" I was speechless.

"I err, Nungh."

"I shall take that for a yes." Then he put the ring on my finger.

"I have to go to band practice now. I speak to you later. Arriverderci" then he gave me a number 6 and walked off.

Oh giddy god, Dave has just come round the corner looking quite gorgy porgy. No, I must not think like that. I have Masimo, my Italian stallion and engagement partner.

"Hi gee"

"Hey, Dave" I quickly sat on the hand that had the ring on it.

"Whats that on your finger?" Oh gott in himmel. He must have seen the glimmer.

"nothing" see what an amazing liar I am.

"gee, you are the most rubbish liar I have ever seen." Then he took my hand. And he saw the ring. Suddenly his face became vair un-laugh ish. "Oh. Did your handbag horse give you this?"

"He's called Masimo."

"oh. Well, tatty bye gee, my camel Theodore is waiting, you know." Then he ran off. I was tempted to call after him, but I didn't. I wonder why he was so upset. He's got his new girlfriend Olivia to keep him company.

*End flashback*

Ho hum pigs bum. Actually, I haven't seen Dave properly since that day. I've seen him around, but when I go to talk to him he starts to talk to someone else, or walks off. And I invited him to the wedding, but he didn't reply. Where is he, I could do with some boy support. Rollo just talks to Jools, tom is too interested in twigs, dec dithers for hours, Ed is just interested in football, and tell me one sane person who can talk to Sven who isn't Rosie. And even then she's not completely sane.