Hilarious

Byakuran x Mukuro, kinda

'This is hilarious. This is absolutely fucking hysterical.'

And it was. It was positively laughable that Rokudo Mukuro was lying crumpled and bloody on the floor and Byakuran was towering over him with that damnable unwavering smile. Not that Mukuro's own grin was any less constant.

Mukuro smiled. He smiled even as his blood slowly pooled about him, dampening his long, tangled sapphire hair. He smiled even as his trident lay in jagged shards about the floor. He smiled as widely as he possibly could – wider than he'd ever smiled before.

"May I ask what is so amusing, Mukuro-kun?" Byakuran inquired (with no real desire for the answer) in his sickly sweet voice. The wrecked illusionist chuckled lightly. "This whole situation. It's hilarious." The white-haired Millefiore gazed down at the crushed man before him and plainly responded, "I must agree, Mukuro-kun. This is quite amusing."

Mukuro laughed. It was a chuckle at first, but it soon escalated to a full-blown cackle. Mukuro couldn't stop himself. The hysterical laughter just felt right in this situation. Mukuro laughed and laughed. 'Oh Gods, this is hilarious. This is fucking hysterical,' he repeated in his head. He laughed even as his blood seeped through his clothing and stained the floor. He laughed as hard as he could even as his vision started to fade and he knew he would soon succumb to unconsciousness.

Byakuran merely continued to peer down at the handsome (especially now, covered in his own blood and cackling, Byakuran thought) little wreck and smile unfalteringly. He listened with pleasure to the dying man's laugh, and twiddled his thumbs as it slowly died down.

Mukuro's eyes (or at least the one he had left, anyways) slid out of focus, then he fell unconscious with a slight smile gracing his lips. Byakuran crouched down beside the asure-haired illusionist and absentmindedly traced his slender fingers through the pool of blood circling Mukuro like a sanguine halo. The angelically pure white man brought his bloodied fingers before his eyes contemplatively and chuckled softly. "Yes, Mukuro-kun, I'll have to agree. This is absolutely fucking hilarious."

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((This was originally published in my Simply Corrosive series, but I decided to make that one only 6918, so here goes my 10069 collection, I guess. lol What a ridiculously fucked up pairing 10069 is. I love it. It's messed up and bloody and oh BOY does that make me smile. A maniacally laughing sexy boy covered in blood? SIGN ME UP.))