Hey, everybody! This story was inspired by a severe case of boredom and my problems breeding Pokemon in my Platinum version. This might end up becoming a series of random stories based around my Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum games. Suggestions are welcome and flames will be used to burn my little brother.

And, yes before anybody asks, these are real mistakes I have made in all three of my games. They might seem obvious now but, honestly, they didn't seem too obvious then. Don't ask how this first one happened, please! I don't even know, honest! I probably wasn't thinking straight. And I was desperate to get a Pichu with Volt Tackle. The result…well, continue reading to find out.

Anyways, I just felt like writing something today. Hope you enjoy the randomness. Onto the story!

Random Mistakes of a Pokemon Trainer

Chapter 1: Breeding Pichu (Not!)

"Okay, we're here!" a young girl cried. "Solaceon Town at last!"

"Finally…" an older boy grumbled.

"Oh, shut up! Maybe if you hadn't taken so long with battling Fantina, we'd have been here a long time ago!" the girl barked.

"It was a tough match, okay? Get off my back!" the boy argued.

The girl's name was Sharran. She had shoulder-length brown hair and brown eyes. She was wearing a white T-shirt with short red sleeves, dark blue jeans, and red and white tennis shoes. A white duffel bag hung from the crook of her left elbow. Perched on her right shoulder was a brilliant yellow Pikachu and standing by her side was a powerful Empoleon.

The boy's name was David. He had spiky black hair and dark blue eyes that always seemed to be glaring at people. He was wearing a black tank top under a dark blue summer jacket that was unbuttoned, blue jeans, and black and blue tennis shoes. Seated on his head, devouring a Spicy Poffin, was a Monferno and standing by his side was a smiling Chansey.

"There's the Pokemon Center!" Sharran pointed out. "And the Daycare, too! Now I can finally get that Pichu I've always wanted!"

"Meh…do what you want. I'm gonna take a nap." David grumbled, yawning. "That Gym battle wore me out!"

"Well, I'm glad I finished most of those pesky battles a long time ago!" Sharran bragged. "I already have seven Gym badges!"

"Yeah, Ms. I'm-too-scared-to-face-Volkner-because-he-looks-scary!" David teased.

"Shut up!" Sharran shouted.

"Make me," David smirked.

"Ugh…you…!!" Sharran stomped her foot angrily. "David, you're such a jerk!"

"I know, I know," David nodded. "Let's go. Time's wasting, Ms. I-want-to-get-a-Pichu-ASAP."

Sharran growled and stomped after her older companion as they entered the Pokemon Center to relax after their long walk from Hearthome City.

Now, you must be wondering why these two are traveling together when they constantly pick on each other. Well, here's your answer. Sharran, having taken a break from the Gym Leader Challenge, encountered David in Oreburgh City nearly three weeks ago. After seeing him defeat Roark despite his newly-evolved Monferno's obvious weakness to Rock-type Pokemon, Sharran decided to help him out during his journey. Not long after they started out, though, they discovered how much they fought. But they continued to stay together as friends.

The moment David stepped into their rented room, he flopped down in one of the beds. "Oh, sweet heaven above! Thank you!"

"Dude, it's just a bed." Sharran pointed out.

"After that long walk, it's not just a bed." David argued. "It's my beautiful sanctuary of rest and comfort. All I need now is a hot babe and for you to disappear."

"Well, I'm glad that's just a dream. That would never happen to you." Sharran giggled.

"Oh, you say that now but when I'm happily married to a rich and beautiful maiden, you'll be begging me for forgiveness."

"Not gonna happen!" Sharran replied. "Now then, time to head to the Daycare and get my Pichu. Let's go, Pikachu!"

"How are you gonna get one?" David asked. "Your Pikachu's male. You need a female Pikachu carrying a Light Ball to get a Pichu with Volt Tackle."

"Well, I know another way to get a Pichu with Volt Tackle!" Sharran argued. She snagged one of David's Poke Balls off the bedside table. "I'm taking your Chansey for a bit. See you later!" She was gone in a flash.

David blinked in confusion. "Why the heck would she want my Chansey?" he wondered. Then he shrugged. "Who cares? Back to heaven!" Flopping back into bed, he proceeded to fall asleep.

Sharran, on the other hand, skipped to the Pokemon Daycare and dropped off her Pikachu and David's Chansey. Then she began to jog back toward Hearthome City. Nearly an hour later, she jogged back and checked in on her two Pokemon.

"Here you go, young lady. Your Chansey was holding it." The Daycare Man handed over a Pokemon Egg to the overjoyed girl. "Have a nice day!"

"I will! Thank you!" Sharran was quick to grab her two Pokemon and race back to the Pokemon Center. Bursting into the room, she shook David awake. "Look, it worked! I was right!"

"Good for you. Now let me sleep." David groaned.

"Fine,"

David fell back asleep instantly. Sharran sat on her bed and hugged the egg to her chest, smiling. I've got one. I've finally got a Pichu Egg. I've finally got one. Yes!

Three weeks later…

David emerged from the Pastoria City Gym victorious. "Who's the man now, Sharran? Me!"

"You got lucky…again. Your Infernape nearly died in there!" Sharran said. She glanced down at the egg in her arms. "Man, this taking forever to hatch. I thought Pichu were fast hatchers."

"Just be patient. It'll hatch soon enough." David replied.

Two weeks later…

Sharran walked away from the Spear Pillar, clutching the Master Ball in one hand and the egg in her other hand. David was waiting in the chamber beyond and walked toward her when she emerged. Noticing the Master Ball, he understood.

"You had to do what you had to do," he said.

Then he noticed the egg shaking. Cracks were spider-webbing across its surface and bits of shell were falling off. Then the egg shattered, revealing the baby within it. But it wasn't what Sharran had been waiting for five weeks to hatch.

"It's a…a…" Sharran couldn't speak correctly anymore.

David sweat-dropped in embarrassment. "Sharran, did you breed my Chansey with your Pikachu?" he asked.

Sharran nodded slowly.

"Oh," David muttered. "Well, you're out of luck! Might as well check its move set and see if you got lucky."

Picking up her PokeDex, she pointed it at the baby and gaped in shock. "No way!" she cried.

"What?" David peered over her shoulder and gaped. "Holy! That's lucky! Maybe this little guy won't be completely useless to you, Sharran. Thunderbolt, Thunder, Shock Wave, Iron Tail…it's practically a Normal-type version of your Pikachu!"

"I know!" Sharran cried.

David peered at the baby, and then peered back at Sharran. "…Trade?"

"No!" Sharran yelled. "She's my little baby! Isn't that right, my little sweetie?" She hugged the baby and glared at David. "…MINE!!" Then she took off running like a madman on steroids.

"Hey, wait up! My Chansey was the one who laid the egg, so I should have it!" David yelled, running after her. "Come back here, Sharran!"

"NEVER!!"

"WAIT!!"

"NO!!"

"I MEAN IT!!"

"SO DO I!!"

As the pair raced through the tunnels of Mt. Coronet, arguing over the ownership of the egg, Cyrus shook his head in shame. "How did I lose to those two idiots? All this over a baby Chansey…" Turning, he stalked away into the darkness.

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So, what did you think? Yes, I just had to add Cyrus in there at the very end. I couldn't figure out any other way to reveal the identity of the baby and my mind just screamed, "CYRUS!!" so it ended like this.

YES, this Chansey is totally legit! If you don't believe me, I'll…sick David on you! Get them, boy!

David: What am I, your guard dog? I'm human too, you know.

So? I can do what I want with you. I'm your creator. Now go!

David: Fine. How's this? Rawr.

Do it with more feeling!

David: Anymore feeling and I'll get sick.

Oh, fine! Forget you! *turns back to readers* I hope you enjoyed this utterly random story I decided to write. It's all true, honest. Suggestions, as said before, are welcome as ideas for future chapters. This series will end whenever I stop getting random ideas or random suggestions. Anything goes, I guess. Please review!