1Review if you like, and feel free to suggest jobs or characters you would like to see working with the espada. I do not own bleach nor any of these places. Some chapters were written by me while others were written by l-is-dead. Now on to the fic!

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The Espada get jobs working at Petco. Ulquiorra, Aizen, Grimmjow, and Gin.

Aizen is busy re-shelving fish food when hears a banging-clanging coming from the front of the store. He walks around the row of cat toys and sees Ulquiorra busy banging his head against the cash register, clearly not knowing what to do with it.

"Ulquiorra, that is clearly to difficult for you to understand. Come sweep the floor." He says handing Ulquiorra a broom from the corner of the store. Gin snickers then goes back to grooming a poodle.

Aizen turns back to shelving things when he hears a rapidly increasing whacking sound. He turns to see Ulquiorra busy banging the broom against the floor, obviously confused. "How do you turn this thing on?" He mumbles, lost amongst all the technology of the living world.

"Hey retard, try rubbing it along the floor!" Grimmjoww jokes from standing at his cash register. He snickers then turns to mess with the register, idly. He doesn't have time to react when the broom hits him hard on his head. WHACK!

"YOU MOTHER FU-" He starts to rev up his Cero to attack Ulquiorra but is cut off when Aizen steps in between them, breaking up to potential fight.

"Ulquiorra, why don't you just go help Gin wash the puppies?" Aizen says to the confused Espada who walks towards the grooming part of the store.

A little old lady walks up to Grimmjoww. "Excuse me, sir. Where is your cat food?"

"What do you think, stupid?! Its in the cat food isle! " He growls at her. The little old lady whimpers and shuffles off, leaving Grimmjoww boredly learning on the counter. He picks up a dog magazine and started looking at it.

Aizen sidled up behind him. "Grimmy, Did I ever tell you, you are as pretty a Britney Spears after she has her head shaved?"

"Ah, thanks Aizen-samma. That's really sweet of you to sa-...wait a second!"

A woman's scream is heard from the grooming station. "What did you do to my poodle!!??!"

A smirking Gin stands next to a freshly shaved poodle with a Mohawk and an Espada tattoo on the dog. "Look at it this way, she looks way better now, then when you brought her in."

"YOU GAVE MY DOG A TATTOO, YOU FREAK!" she accuses him, then takes he dog and leaves while mumbling something about a guy in the back banging his head against puppies.

The roaring of engines suddenly causes all the store patrons to flee outside in terror as Aizen and Grimmjoww race their motorcycles through the store, knocking down aisles and breaking fish tanks as they roar around the inside of Petco. "Your going down, Aizen-samma!"Grimmy yells at him as they race.

Aizen hits a button on his motorcycle and it transforms into a giant robot that destroys half the store. Suddenly everyone stops and looks around. The manager storms out of his office, his face red as a cherry with anger.

"All you freaks are fired. Just leave!"He yells at them. The Espada look crushed but slowly start walking/riding out of the store. Aizens giant robot stomping and breaking through walls as it goes. Gin has to pull Ulquiorra away from banging his head against puppies as they walk out.

They look expectantly at Aizen. "Now what?" Gin asks him as he looks to the sky. Aizen sighs and runs his hand through his suave hair.

"Now, Gin, we look for jobs elsewhere."