Entry 644

So we're eating at KFC.

In Canada.

Don't ask why.

Entry 645

There is a sign on the door that says 'thank you for choosing to eat at KFC'.

I did not choose to come here.

I was forced.

Entry 646

Ai, Sukiresu, and I just exited the KFC.

A man dressed in black came up to me and pointed a gun at me.

"Give me all your money!" He said.

"Excuse me?" I replied.

"I… I said give me all your money!"

"Why should Ulqi-kun give you his hard earned money?" Ai asked.

My money is hard earned?

Frankly, gathering information for Aizen-sama and killing the random shinigami isn't all that hard.

So how is my money hard earned?

"Give me the money or else I'll shoot you!" The man said.

"You didn't answer Ai's question." Sukiresu said.

"What question?" The man asked.

"About why Ulqi-kun should give you his money." Ai answered.

The man stared at Ai. And then he hit himself on this forehead.

I do believe you people call that a "Face Palm".

"Don't you guys realize that you're being mugged?" The man asked.

"We're being mugged?" Ai asked Sukiresu.

"I guess so." Sukiresu answered.

"Forget it!" The man screamed as he went to go mug someone else.

"Ulqi-kun, can we go out for ice cream?" Ai asked.

Entry 647

Ai checked her email when we got home.

Apparently, she got another review saying that this story isn't funny anymore.

Does this mean that people aren't laughing at my life any more?

Since this 'story' is basically my day to day life.

Entry 648

So Aizen-sama and Gin are playing a card game.

I think it was called 'Yu Gi Oh.'

Entry 649

"Ha, you just activated my trap card, Gin!"

"But you activated a trap card three minuets ago…"

"I know. And now I have activated another one!"

"Aizen-sama, how many trap cards do you have?"

"A lot."

"I quit."

Gin proceeded to leave the room.

"Wait! Gin! Do you want to play goldfish instead?" Aizen-sama said after Gin left the room.

Entry 650

Grimmjow got another letter from Gakushi.

Incase you forgot, Gakushi happens to be Grimmjow's nephew.

I'm writing another letter to you, UNCLE

Mom's not looking over my shoulder this time.

Hey, is your actual name Grimmjaw? Cuz Mom is always calling you Grimmjaw.

Unless your own sister doesn't even know your name.

Anyways, how is it over in Las Nachos or whatever you call that weird place of yours?

Things are fine in Soul Society.

FYI, we're going to kick your butts in the upcoming war.

And you never sent a letter back to me. It broke my 80 year old heart.

Not really.

Later, UNCLE

Entry 651

"Grimmjow."

"Yes, Ulquiorra?"

"Why does Gakushi always capitalize the letters in 'uncle'?"

"Dunno. Maybe he's retarded."

"What makes you think that?"

"Well, he thinks Las Noches is 'Las Nachos'."

"True."

"And that he thinks that the Shinigami are going to win the upcoming war."

"… Why did you have me read the letter out loud to you?"

"Just incase the letter self destructed after it was read."

Entry 652

"I got the perfect idea that will make this story funny again!" Ai said.

Why does she keep calling my life a story?

"We'll do another Truth or Dare chapter!" She announced.

…

Hmmm.

It sounded like she just said we would do another Truth or Dare chapter.

Wait. She did say that.

I guess I'll go sit in my emo corner now.

YEAH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT! TRUTH OR DARE IS BACK! SO IF YOU WANNA DARE SOMEONE, BE SURE TO TELL ME!