Banana SplitI sadly don't own Vocaloid, or any rights like that. Yeah, yeah, it's probably for the best! XDAnd also, I know that Kaito and everybody else are perfectly popular. It's just, and I'm sure a lot of people have to agree, Miku and the Kagamine twins probably take the cake for the fan base, right? :3This fic is just a little uplay of that, please don't be mad~_________________________________________________________+ + + + +

There are visible divisions in the Vocaloid fandom. Miku knew this, Len and Rin knew this, Kaito knew this, everyone knew this. It was just how it was. It was the same with any fandom.

There were the Miku-fan(atic)s. Their life was spent drawing, listening to and otherwise stalking the moe diva. She was the Hatsune Miku, the one and only. Nobody would ever live up to her, especially in the eyes of her fans.

There were also the Kagmaine fans. Only occasionally as hostile as the Miku fans, Rin and Len's fans lived off of their sibling vibes. Rivalry? How moe! Love? How moe! Their were all types of fans, from wishing at the ghost of a romantic relationship, or squealing at all their… twin-ness. Together, they could rake in the concert profits. Separately? They might not be able to get by. The fan base of each of them individually would amount to nothing compared to Miku's.

After them, the crowds thinned. The cheers died down. The guy selling the drinks at the concert was way up ahead. Not enough fans to wring dry of money here. The remaining Vocaloids, notably Meiko and Kaito, just didn't rake in as much money as their friends.

Not to say they weren't rolling in it, though- the whole group lived under the same roof, they all ate the same food. They were all well off. They would be the snobby rich family that lived down the street if they weren't so darn dysfunctional.

"Hyaaaahh~!" Rin stretched her arms up above her with a yawn, her shirt coming up even higher to reveal her stomach. "What do you say? Chart topper?"

The group was often in the recording studio, but it was not all the time that they were there all together. Most of the time it was just Miku, going to record her newest hit track, or Rin and Len going to record their newest suggestive song about their supposed questionable relationship. It was always something when they all went in to sing together.

Miku, Rin, Len, Meiko and Kaito. The main herd. The pack of strange wolves. The poster children of everything VOCALOIOD was. Fans were always interested in seeing them all together at once in a song- it was one of the only times they all got equal attention.

They had just finished recording a new song, which would soon be edited and out on the market. A real hit, like always. The Vocaloid group exited the studio happily.

"I think it will do great!" Miku exclaimed, her perfect face beaming. Miku, Miku, Miku. Always optimistic. The bubbly kind of girl that, well, was just plain 'moe'. Her fans loved her so much that if you got in their way not even the Road Roller would help you.

"Yeah, yeah," Meiko sighed, "let's eat, please."

"Waah! Sushi!"

"No, pizza! Just pizza!"

"We could get orange smoothies!"

"Ice cream! Ice cream! Banana split!"

"Banana split?!"

The group erupted in a big commotion at the mention of food. Whether it was Miku's desire for something unique like seaweed and rice or Meiko's basic love of greasy pizza. Of course Rin wanted to incorporate oranges in somehow, and Kaito was always game for ice cream. Len couldn't help but perk right up at the mention of bananas, failing to contribute an idea of his own.

"Uhm," Miku shifted from side to side. Her perfect posture couldn't handle people not agreeing. She didn't really want to give up on sushi, either.

Just as the group seemed like it was going to start shouting out ideas again, arguing over what to eat, they were stopped by squealing not too far behind them.

"Look! Look! Hatsune Miku-sama!" the group turned in time to see a crowd of people rush at them, as well as others look up at the outburst and come running as well.

"Miku-sama! Miku-sama!" the screamed, crowding the poor girl. She shrunk under so many people yelling at her, but after a few seconds smiled and began to wave. Miku didn't do well with the screaming people, but she was so used to it by now that she could effectively deal with her fans.

"Waah! Kagamine twins!" a whole group broke off from the Miku crowd and ran at Rin and Len. "They're so close! Waah, so cooool!~" The crowd squealed and jumped up and down at the sight of their favourite idols.

Kaito and Meiko just watched from the sidelines. Occasionally, there would be a few fans for them, too, but today it seemed they were just having a Miku and Kagamine fan spree.

Meiko groaned. "I'm going to get pizza, you guys do whatever," she said before stomping off.

Kaito looked from Meiko to the crowds attacking his friends. He didn't know how long the crowd would be at them, and he really was hungry. He'd just get in the way by sticking around to wait for them, and they had different things in mind for food anyway. He sighed and turned around and began to walk away.

"Please, please, one at a time!" Miku smiled as people brought out things for her to sign. Her quiet polite voice was hardly enough to keep the crowd in check. She practically started crying as she brought out a marker and began to autograph a particularly sweaty man's chest.

"Len-tan, we're so popular!" Rin jumped up and wrapped her arms around Len's neck. When fans came at them like this, it was almost a duty to provide them with fan service. Whether it was scripted bickering, hugging or a small song, they delivered. Such was the life of a pair of idols. So now, in front of this crowd, they exaggerated. A lot.

"Rin, don't cling! It's so embarrassing… in front of people…" Len looked away, covering his mouth with his hand. The crowd almost instantly erupted in cheers and shouts of, "MOE!". The Kagamine twins had this whole fan service thing in the bag.

When Len looked away from Rin and the crowd, his eyes caught Meiko and Kaito standing off to the side. He saw Meiko storm away, and when Len saw Kaito alone he felt really upset. Then Kaito started to walk away and Len almost called out to him. He quickly turned back to Rin and whispered in her ear.

"Can we cut this short?" he asked, and she leaned in closer to allow him to whisper in her ear. The crowd might've been puzzled, but the gesture fit into their little act so well that it only sent them on another squealing frenzy.

"What? Why?" Rin demanded, glaring at him. Why would he want to cut off their little promotion act?

"Uh, well," Len scratched absently at his cheek. "Kaito-nii's leaving, and I kinda planned on going with him to eat some banana splits or something…"

Rin looked at him quizzically for a second. He cringed as a wide smirk crept across her lips, and her eyes flashed as if she had acquired a new secret.

"Sure, you can go~" she said, "go with Bakaito and… 'eat banana splits'," she giggled. Len grimaced.

"Stop that," he flicked her on the forehead. "I don't have a thing for Bakaito and you know it. I've told you. I just really want a banana split."

"Sure, if 'banana split' is codeword for Bakaito's c-"

"RIN."

"Yeah, yeah, just go."

Len broke their little huddle and separated from Rin. "Thanks."

"Yeah. You owe me. Oranges. Tons of them."

And with that Len took off in the direction Kaito had left in. He broke through a confused layer of their crowd, and waved back at Rin in a last act of fan service. Then he turned and ran full force.

After a while he saw a flash of bright blue hair lolling lazily through the crowd on it's way to the ice cream shop.

"Kaito-nii! Wait up!" Len sped up to get to his ice-cream loving friend.