One
A/N: Okay, yeah, I know it's cliché, but I like the idea of the Vampire Academy cast having msn's. So, I'll stop my prattle, and get on with the story.
Rose- Immortal_Bitch
Dimitri- Take-a-Wild-Guess
Adrian- Dream~Stalker
Lissa- KickAss Compulsion
Christian- kiss/my/ass
Tasha- Blue-eyed Beauty
Immortal_Bitch has signed on
KickAss Compulsion has signed on
Immortal_Bitch: Hey Lissa. Nice username.
KickAss Compulsion: I know XD
kiss/my/ass has signed on
Immortal_Bitch: You couldn't think of a better name than that? Seriously Christian?
kiss/my/ass: What, mine doesn't give me away!
Immortal_Bitch: Neither does mine, but you always say that!
kiss/my/ass: No I don't!
KickAss Compulsion: *rolls eyes* must we always go through this?
Immortal_Bitch and kiss/my/ass: Yes!
kiss/my/ass: Hola, mi senorita. Como estas?
KickAss Compulsion: *starts to giggle* Muy bien. Y tu?
kiss/my/ass: It's going to get better tonight
Take-a-Wild-Guess has signed on
Immortal_Bitch: *covers eyes* Ahh! My eyes!
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Should I even ask?
Immortal_Bitch: No, and nice name
KickAss Compulsion: Yeah, and who is it?
Take-a-Wild-Guess and Immortal_Bitch: Take a wild guess
kiss/my/ass: so you know who it is Rose?
Immortal_Bitch: Yeah, he told me
KickAss Compulsion: So, it's a guy
Take-a-Wild-Guess: That sure narrows it down
Immortal_Bitch: Nice *virtual high-five*
Take-a-Wild-Guess: *virtual high-fives back* so, what's new Roza?
KickAss Compulsion and kiss/my/ass: Roza?
kiss/my/ass: I'll start calling you Roza now
Take-a-Wild-Guess: If I catch you doing that, I will kill you. Roza is my name for her
kiss/my/ass: sorry didn't mean it like that
KickAss Compulsion: Rose! Why didn't you tell me you were going out?
Immortal_Bitch: Umm, because I'm not
Take-a-Wild-Guess: We're not going out. Trust me. I wouldn't be alive if we were.
Immortal_Bitch: Why? My immortal beauty would be too much?
Take-a-Wild-Guess: No. Your mother would kill me.
Immortal_Bitch: So, you'll face down countless Strigoi, but you're afraid of a five foot woman?
Take-a-Wild-Guess: yes. Have you seen her in battle? She's scarier than me when I'm pissed.
Immortal_Bitch: So, she can be scarier than what she already is? Wow, I missed out on a lot in my childhood.
KickAss Compulsion: Okay, so, we also know that TaWG is a dhampir
Take-a-Wild-Guess: How do you figure that?
kiss/my/ass: yeah?
KickAss Compulsion: *sigh* Well, Rose said that he'll face down countless strigoi, so that must make him dhampir.
kiss/my/ass: No. I'd face down countless Strigoi for you. Cant say if I'll live…
KickAss Compulsion: Oh, how sweet.
Immortal_Bitch: *gag*
SexeJesse has signed on
Immortal_Bitch: Uh, it's you.
SexeJesse: Hi Rose. That's such a warm welcome. So, do you want to go hook up somewhere?
Take-a-Wild-Guess: No, she doesn't. She's dating at the moment.
SexeJesse: Who are you? The man that's feeding off her?
KickAss Compulsion has signed off
InnocentAngel has signed on
InnocentAngel: Jesse, it's a dhampir
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Yes, the badass one that isn't afraid to kick the living shit out of you.
SexeJesse: Okay, well then, BYE!
SexeJesse has signed out
Immortal_Bitch: Why'd you change your name, Liss?
InnocentAngel: Jesse might go all Victor on me. Other than that… no reason. I just liked it
kiss/my/ass: there's nothing innocent about this angel.
InnocentAngel: Christian! There are other people!
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Don't worry. Me and Rose have done the same exact thing.
Immortal_Bitch: I will say your name over this chat room if you say that again
Take-a-Wild-Guess: I didn't say anything. I typed.
InnocentAngel: Nice
Immortal_Bitch: I don't care what you did!
Take-a-Wild-Guess: You sure cared about what I did last night
Immortal_Bitch: *going red in the face from blush and anger*
Dream~Stalker has signed on
Dream~Stalker: Hey, Lissa, Christian, Little Dhampir
Take-a-Wild-Guess: *growl* Don't call her that.
InnocentAngel: Hey Adrian, do you know who that is?
Dream~Stalker: Who? Belikov?
InnocentAngel and kiss/my/ass: What????!!!
Dream~Stalker: What? It says take a wild guess, so I took one. Why?
InnocentAngel: oh, good. For a second, I'd thought I'd have to torture Guardian Belikov
Dream~Stalker: Uh, why did you ask?
kiss/my/ass: They wont tell us who he is
Immortal_Bitch: Why would you torture Dimitri?
kiss/my/ass: Have you been paying attention? You know how Lissa is. She's protective over her best friend. Why, I do not know…
InnocentAngel: Rose? Rose?
kiss/my/ass: Heeelllloooo? TaWG? Rose?
InnocentAngel: Where'd she go? She didn't sign out…
Dream~Stalker: Probably getting screwed
InnocentAngel: Who?
Dream~Stalker: Rose. Lissa, who else are we talking about?
kiss/my/ass: *laugh* as much as I hate to admit it, he made you look like a blonde.
Immortal_Bitch: ggav ddfh bzFXZSagvafbvafdb grygvcZXz
InnocentAngel: WTF Rose?
Dream~Stalker: Yep, just as I thought. She's get fucked.
InnocentAngel and kiss/my/ass: BY WHO?
Dream~Stalker: She hasn't told you yet? Wow, and I thought you guys were best friends
InnocentAngel: Who is she going out with? I think we kind of have the right to know, considering she just wrote sex on the computer
Immortal_Bitch: I'll tell you who later.
kiss/my/ass: Hey, she's not speaking sex anymore!
…
Dream~Stalker: I'm going to take a random guess that her mind is busy somewhere else. And if she's still typing, that means it has to be oral
InnocentAngel: Adrian, STOP PUTTING THOSE IMAGES IN MY HEAD!
Immortal_Bitch: Shut up bitches, and stop talking about my sex life.
kiss/my/ass: You have a sex life?
…
Immortal_Bitch: bnvpaiudfcn gbv dfxcb fdgfvZXgvzcxd
Dream~Stalker: You should probably take that as a yes.
*just as he says that, a scream echo's throughout the building*
InnocentAngel: Did anyone hear that? Or was it just me?
kiss/my/ass: No, I heard it. I'm going to take a guess and say it was Rose.
InnocentAngel: Why would you say that?
kiss/my/ass: Because it's the same as yours just louder.
InnocentAngel: My what?
kiss/my/ass: Your sex scream of course
Dream~Stalker: *doubles over laughing*
InnocentAngel: CHRISTIAN!
Immortal_Bitch: I'm back
Dream~Stalker: Where's you go?
Immortal_Bitch: Somewhere…
Dream~Stalker: The bed?
Immortal_Bitch: No! *mumbles* the floor
InnocentAngel: What???!!!
Take-a-Wild-Guess: What did I miss?
kiss/my/ass: Nothing, you're the one that got all the action
Dream~Stalker: *falls over from laughing* So, how was sex Rose?
Immortal_Bitch: Uh… what are you talking about?
Take-a-Wild-Guess: You shouldn't have put the 'uh'. it just gives you away.
Immortal_Bitch: If I'm going down, you're going down with me
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Uhhuh. Then you'll never see me again.
kiss/my/ass: *whispers to Lissa and Adrian* this is getting good
Immortal_Bitch: Hey! I heard that!
kiss/my/ass: Heard what?
Immortal_Bitch: *shakes head* Nevermind. *back to TaWG* Adrian already knows, and Lissa is my best friend.
kiss/my/ass: What about me?
Immortal_Bitch: What about you? *cricket's chirping*
kiss/my/ass: continue
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Go right on ahead. But you sure you want to do that over the internet? Where anyone can find it?
Immortal_Bitch: I am eighteen
Take-a-Wild-Guess: True, but you are still my student.
Blue-eyed Beauty signed on
InnocentAngel and kiss/my/ass: YOU HAD SEX WITH GUARDIAN DIMITRI BELIKOV???????????!!!!!!!!!
Blue-eyed Beauty: What? Who did?
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Well, good-bye everyone. Now Tasha is going to rat us all out.
Blue-eyed Beauty: Take a wild guess… Dimitri?
InnocentAngel: How the fuck did you and Adrian know it was Guardian Belikov?
Blue-eyed Beauty: It does say to take a wild guess… plus, you were just talking about how he had sex, so yeah. Who'd you have sex with Dimka?
Dream~Stalker: I wouldn't call him that.
Blue-eyed Beauty: Why?
kiss/my/ass: Because. You gave Belikov a pet name.
Blue-eyed Beauty: No, that's his nickname in Russian. Now, who did you have sex with Dimitri?
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Someone
Blue-eyed Beauty: Who? Tell me already, or I'll force it out of Christian. Don't you want to protect a Moroi?
Take-a-Wild-Guess: Christian…? No.
kiss/my/ass: Hey!
Blue-eyed Beauty: Is for horses. Now, change that name.
kiss/my/ass: why?
Blue-eyed Beauty: Because I said so.
kiss/my/ass: fine *grumble grumble*
kiss/my/ass has signed off
Kiss/my/ass has signed on
Blue-eyed Beauty: Didn't I tell you to change the name?
Kiss/my/ass: I did. See? The 'K' is capitalized.
InnocentAngel: Technically, he did change his name
Blue-eyed Beauty: Yes, I know. But why cant you change it to something sweet like Lissa's?
Kiss/my/ass: Aunt Tasha, I'm a guy. It's because it has the word ass in it, huh?
Blue-eyed Beauty: A little.
Kiss/my/ass: Okay then
Kiss/my/ass has signed off
GettingLaidBitches has signed on
Blue-eyed Beauty: That's not what I mean! And what does that name mean?
GettingLaidBitches: Exactly what it says. That angel isn't as innocent as everyone thinks she is.
Immortal_Bitch: Hey, I'm gonna go
Take-a-Wild-Guess: So am I, bye
Take-a-Wild-Guess has signed out
Immortal_Bitch has signed out
GettingLaidBitches: Yeah, probably going to go screw each other
InnocentAngel: Maybe they'll actually use the bed
Blue-eyed Beauty: What?
InnocentAngel: *changing topic* hey, where's Adrian?
Dream~Stalker: Right here, but I'll have to go soon, too. I have a date tonight.
GettingLaidBitches: With who? A hooker?
Dream~Stalker: No. I can do much better than that. *mumbles* It's a former prostitute. Oh, and just so you know, Belikov is having sex with Rose. You should have heard her scream! It sounded through the entire school.
Dream~Stalker has signed out
Blue-eyed Beauty: WHAT????!!!!
InnocentAngel: Please don't tell
Blue-eyed Beauty: Why would I tell? I'm just a little shocked.
InnocentAngel: Oh, well, me and Christian have to go.
GettingLaidBitches: Why me?
InnocentAngel: Because I said so. Bye Tasha,
InnocentAngel has signed out
GettingLaidBitches: Guess I have to go. Bye Aunt Tasha
GettingLaidBitches has signed out
Blue-eyed Beauty: I come on here to tell them I'm pregnant, and I'm the one that has to close it out. Twenty-something year olds and teenagers.
Blue-eyed Beauty has signed out and closed chat room.
A/N Sorry, for some unknown reason, I had to add Jesse. Don't be surprised if I don't show the pen names of some extra characters at the beginning of each chapter.