Transformers Genesis
Episode 1: Autobots, Roll Out! Part 1

Samuel "Spike" Witwicky was having a bad day. ONE, He got pounded by the School Bully, Jake. TWO, He got harassed by that girl that seemed to 'want' him, Mikayla. and THREE, His brother is getting a new car, and HE'S not getting one! It kind of made sense that he wasn't getting a car, (He was, like, thirteen), but that doesn't mean he could get one for LATER! OH THE NERVE!

"Stupid Buster. Always getting something better then me. Stupid Jake, pounding me. Stupid Mikayla, always stalking me." Spike mumbled under his breath, as he got into his dad's car. His dad, Ron "Spark Plug" Witwicky, had no idea what he was mumbling, but he wasn't bothered. He secretly hoped Spike wasn't mumbling about him.

Brian "Buster" Witwicky got into the car and said, "Well, I got the 'A'!"

"For what? Telling everyone Granddad was insane?" Spike said, trying to bug him so his mood wouldn't be so 'high and mighty'.

"Oh ha ha ha." Buster said, sarcastically. Then they noticed where they were: a Porsche Dealership.

"HOLY CRAP! YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING US!" Spike and Buster spouted simultaneously.

"Yes I am." Spark Plug said, then turned to Buster. "You're not getting a Porsche."

They went to another dealership, Volkswagon.

"Please let my car be here." Buster said.

"NOPE!" Spark Plug stated.

Finally, they got to a Honda dealership, where the car stopped. Buster sighed, saying, "Oh well."

They got out of the car, scanning the area for a cheap car... when Spike saw Sari.

"Oh NO, SARI!" Spike said, before jumping back into the car.

Buster turned to Spike and said, "Aww... young love."

"Damn You, Buster." Spike said, "I hide from her because wherever she is, Mikayla isn't far behind."

"... Oh My God, There's Mikayla."

"SAVE HER THE TROUBLE AND KILL ME NOW! AHHHH!"

"No, that was just Megan Fox- MEGAN FOX?!" Buster said, before staring at her and drooling.

"NOT FUNNY."

Spark Plug got to the guy that seemed to be selling the cars, and said, "Hello, my son would like to buy his first car."

The man, who seemed to be both African-American and a red head, said, "Ah, the passage to manhood. Where is he?"

"Near the van, checking out the hot chick that looks like Megan Fox, and not hiding in it."

"Oh, the one that's hiding seems a little shy, no?"

"Well... yeah..."

The man walked up to Buster, who noticed him coming and took his eyes off of 'Megan.' He then said, "I hear that you're going to buy your first car here?"

Buster responded with, "Yep."

"Lemme tell you something, son. The driver don't pick the cars," The man said, putting his arm around Buster and walking with him, "The cars pick their drivers. It's a mystical bond between man and machine."

"Cliche." Spike said, rolling his eyes, before noticing a certain stalker of his peering through another window. Mikayla.

"RUN AWAY!" Spike yelled, his most famous and often-used 'catch-phase'. And, like always, he did just that, with Mikayla right behind him.

Buster examined the cars, seemingly interested. Spike ran past him at 300 MPH. Mikayla followed close behind.

Buster shook his head, then yelled, "Just tell her to go away."

"I ALREADY TRIED THAT! AND I'LL STICK WITH 'RUN AWAY', THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Spike yelled.

Spike tried to lose her by running around, but she was intelligent as well as obsessive.

"Why can't you just leave me alone?!" Spike yelled.

"You're mine, Spikey." Mikayla said, cracking his signature smile.

"... but why me?" Spike said, before he realized he ran himself into a corner.

Mikayla then said, "'Cause YOU'RE the one that I want."

"What is with you?!" Spike yelled.

"Love, Spikey. Love." Mikayla said, walking toward him, intently, smiling.

"... Please, make it quick. and painless."

"Okay... if you want it, Spikey..." Mikayla said, seductively... before...

"MK? You're at it AGAIN?" Sari asked. "First Trent, then Tyler, now THIS?!"

Spike was certainly surprised to see HER standing before Mikayla.

"I guess you need help." Sari said. Mikayla then said, "But, Sari-Chan..."

Sari then said, "Ni." Mikayla hissed at the mention, then said, "I'll be back."

Mikayla walked off. Sari turned to Spike and said, "Hey. Don't worry about Mikayla. She's a bit of a lunatic. She thinks that the word "Ni" is evil."

"I can see that." Spike said.

Buster happened upon them and said, "Ah, young love."

Both of them looked at Buster with a look.

Then, Buster noticed the car Spike was near, which was a yellow city car with black racing stripes.

"Nice car." Buster said, admiring the car, which seemed completely new. He turned to the man and said, "How much for this one?"

"4 grand."

"I'll take it!"

Sari smiled, then noticed a pink-and-white motorcycle, and asked the guy, "How much for that 'Cycle?"

"3 grand."

"I'll take it."

Meanwhile, in the surface of Mars...

"I suppose you believe that the Allspark has come to land here?" The Decepticon Commander Starscream said.

"It is. And, by theory, so is Megatron." Decepticon Scientist Shockwave said.

"Megatron." Starscream said, almost hatefully. Then he said, "We'll get the Allspark first, and eliminate any Autobots on the surface of that planet."

Shockwave responded, "Yes, Commander Starscream."

a audible crunch was heard, followed by a certain tank-jet-bot yelling, "Lugnut, you stepped on something!" in a German Accent, followed by a bomber robot saying, "Why would you care, Blitzwing?"

If this were an anime, Starscream would have sweat-dropped.

Then, he yelled, "SILENCE!"

Blackout, Decepticon Saboteur, then said, "What did you step on?"

"A Cyber-Bug, I think." Lugnut, Decepticon Warrior, said.

"Well... it's as primitive as one, but not exactly."

"So... where did it come from?"

"Well... I assume the planet where the Allspark landed... but if I'm correct, there's intelligent life there. We must be cautious." Blackout said, with a cold demeanor.

Starscream then replied with, "Fine. As long as we get to kill something along the way."

To be continued...