Kim Possible-What The…?

I don't own any of the characters or main idea behind Kim Possible, Disney does.

For the purposes of this story, completely disregard the movie "So the Drama." I have not followed the seasons and you will see references to episodes that are not in order.

Chapter 1

"Shego!" yelled a very frustrated and familiar voice to the three people in the room. The room was actually inside a real life evil lair where a real life evil, mad genius lived. Drew Lipsky's, AKA Dr. Drakken, face was turning blue from anger, which was quite an accomplishment since it was already tinged with blue to begin with.

"What?" asked a bored voice from a chair near the angered man. The face was hidden behind a copy of some fashion magazine. The obvious indifference to Drakken's problem caused the scientists' scar under his left eye to twitch in anger.

"Would you please get up and fight my arch-foe?" he asked, annoyance dripped from his tone.

A long sigh escaped Shego and she put down her magazine and carefully marked the page for future use. She stood and shook her long, midnight dark hair out of her face to look at the source of the blue man's rage. Her black lips curled into a smirk as she looked at the one standing before her.

Kim Possible, the arch-foe Drakken told Shego to fight, was a teenager. Seventeen years old to be exact. She also happened to be smirking at Shego, not even giving the mad scientist a glance.

"Good morning Pumpkin. Shouldn't you be in school?" Shego said to Kim, the smirk still on her lips.

"I would be if you and big blue weren't trying to take over the world," Kim replied. Shego shrugged.

"Gotta pay the bills somehow, Kimmie," she said.

As if she could sense what was about to happen next, Kim's body suddenly went into a defensive fighting posture as if to prepare herself for an attack.

"Ron, go stop Drakken," Kim yelled to her best friend, Ron Stoppable. Right as the words left the teenager's mouth Shego raised her hands and set them ablaze with green plasma, reflecting off her slightly lighter shade of green skin.

"You got it KP," Ron replied, then ran after the evil doctor, who was holding a shrink ray in his hands.

"Ah! Buffoon! We meet again," Dr. Drakken sneered at the blond haired boy.

"It's Ron Stoppable! Why can't you ever remember?" the good sidekick growled, his light brown eyes showed clear frustration, which indicated that the forgetfulness of his name happened often.

Meanwhile, Kim and Shego had begun their dance of plasma, fists, and kicks. Bobbing and weaving, ducking and punching, the two fighters looked as if the fight were rehearsed. The battle took them all over the lair. Neither the red haired heroine nor the emerald eyed villainess seemed to notice or care about anyone else around them.

Kim had to keep herself from smiling during the fight as she attempted to put all of her focus into it, but it was hard to hold it back. It was so much fun to fight with Shego, the only one who could challenge her physically and mentally. Both intelligent and lethal, Shego was the ultimate adversary; which is why Kim always wondered why she was only a sidekick. If the woman put her mind to it, she could easily be the most dangerous and powerful person to try and take over the world. She would get pretty damn close, too, before Kim would stop her. Instead, she remained a thief and mercenary, which Kim was grateful for. She never wanted to face a power hungry Shego.

"Come on, Princess, I know you can do better. What's the problem? Stayed up past your bedtime?" Shego asked, breaking Kim from her what-if scenarios.

"Aw, is someone cranky? Didn't you get your beauty sleep? I hear that's really important for women your age. What are you? 30? 35?" Kim asked. She knew that calling Shego old would really get her going. Sure enough, the older woman growled and her fighting intensified.

"I happen to have just turned 21, little girl," she said through clenched teeth. The teenager flipped away from the green skinned woman and paused the fighting as she relaxed her fighting stance. Shego relaxed her pose but only slightly as she wondered what the red haired girl was planning.
"Really? You're only 21?" Kim asked curiously

"Yeah, so what?" Shego snapped, glaring at the teen.

"No, it's nothing; it's just that I would think the greatest thief in the world would at least be 25. I just thought you looked young," Kim replied. The green skinned woman blinked a few times.
"Did you just compliment me, Kimmie?" she asked, an evil smile tugged on the corners of her mouth. Kim blushed.
"No—I mean—"

"Because I think you just did; twice in one sentence in fact. You said I'm the world's greatest thief and that I look young," Shego stated, her smile full blown but there was teasing behind it.

"Calling you a great thief isn't a compliment, Shego," Kim said her forest green eyes glaring at the woman.

"It is to me, Princess."

Kim growled.

"Can we just get this over with? I'd like to at least make it to some of my classes today," the teenager asked angrily. Shego smirked.

"Sure thing, Kimmie," she replied, the smirk still playing on her lips. Just as Shego was about to attack the younger girl, she froze. Her eyebrows scrunched together as if confused and her mouth opened slightly. Kim didn't want to turn her back on the one she truly viewed as her arch foe, but she knew it took a lot to surprise Shego, so she reluctantly turned around. Her face matched Shego's.

Standing in front of a large, swirling blue and black vortex was a robot that looked similar to Dr. Drakken's old Bebe creation, with some modifications. The most obvious two were the skin, which used to blue, had changed to black, and gone was the blond hair. Also, it was "naked" without the leotard Drakken had used on his Bebe's.

"Where did that come from?" Ron asked. Apparently he and Drakken stopped their own slap fight to see what had come out of the vortex.

"Dr. D, I thought you scrapped the Bebe's," Shego said while scratching her head, unsure if she had missed Drakken mention the robots when she was tuning him out earlier.

"I did. That isn't mine. It doesn't even have hair. How ugly," the blue scientist exclaimed, looking disgusted at the sight of the robot.

"If it's not yours, then who—" said Kim, but was cut off by the robot. Its eyes had turned to Kim when she spoke.

"Target confirmed," it said in a cool, female computer voice.

"Target?" Ron repeated, his face twisted in confusion.

"Objective: Kill Kim Possible," the Bebe continued as if Ron hadn't spoken. Kim's mouth dropped.

"Kill?" she cried. She barely got the word out of her mouth before her air supply was suddenly cut off as the hand of the Bebe shot out ten yards and clamped around her neck and lifted her a few feet off the ground. Kim felt as if her wind pipe was being crushed as she clawed at the hard, cool metal fingers that seemed to be immovable. Her face was beginning to turn red and black spots were appearing in her eyes as she gasped for air.

Then, as soon as it happened, Kim's lungs were filled with air as she fell to her knees. After a few grateful gulps, she looked up to see Shego getting up from tackling the robot. Bebe stood as well and looked at Shego.

"Target confirmed," it said in that creepy, monotone voice.

"What?" Shego asked.

"Objective: Kill Shego," the Bebe continued.

"Kill?" Shego said, echoing Kim's confused tone. Just as the robot did with Kim, it shot out its arm and grabbed Shego by the throat, lifting her off her feet. Shego glared at the robot and grabbed it's wrist with both her hands. Her plasma flared dangerously as she attempted to burn the offending arm off her neck. However, her face turned to horror as she realized that the Bebe was not affected by her plasma. The bright green color of her plasma soon became almost blinding, which Shego knew could cut through pure steel like it was butter, but it did nothing. That's when Kim knew she had to act. She grabbed her grapple gun and shot it at the Bebe's legs. It hooked around on its ankles and the seventeen year old yanked as hard as she could and the Bebe flew backwards, letting go of Shego. Kim ran over to the green skinned woman.

"Are you okay?" she asked. Shego nodded as she gasped in air. They both stood and faced the robot as it stood.

"Objective: Kill Kim Possible and Shego," it said and charged them.

Kim flipped over it as Shego lit up her hands and defended herself. Kim landed behind the Bebe and threw her leg out at the back of its head. The Bebe quickly turned and grabbed Kim's ankle and then proceeded to throw the teenager into the nearest wall. Kim felt the breath leave her lungs once again as she crumpled the floor. She saw stars for a few seconds before she got herself together and stood back up. She reached into her pocket and pulled out her Kimmunicator. Wade, Kim's eleven year old computer genius, appeared on the screen.

"Hey Kim, are you done already?" asked the chubby African-American with a smile.

"Not exactly, Wade. The Bebe's are back and their not Drakken's. Can you play that ultrahigh sonic disturbance we used on them the first time?" Kim asked.

"Sure thing, here you go," he said, hitting a few keys oh keyboard. Then an unbearably loud sonic whirling came out of the Kimmunicator. Kim aimed it towards the Bebe, which was still trading blows with Shego, who looked like she was getting angrier by the moment.

"Why won't you die?" Shego yelled in rage. The Bebe backhanded her and the raven haired woman flew across the room. It then turned to Kim and walked towards her. The sonic disturbance appeared to not be having any affect whatsoever on the robot.

"Wade, it's not working," Kim said, dodging another arm coming towards her.

"It seems to have some sort of magnetic field around it. I can't get through it," Wade said, typing furiously.

"Think of something soon, Wade. I don't know how much longer I can fight it," Kim said. As she said that, the Bebe took her feet out from underneath her, causing the Kimmunicator to fly across the floor, and then the robot straddled her.

"Objective: Kill Kim Possible," it said as it held her down. Kim struggled but it wouldn't budge. The Bebe pulled an arm back. Kim's eyes widen, knowing that that fist could punch straight through her skull in one swift move. The Bebe thrust its arm forward, completely intent on killing Kim, who had closed her eyes. When death didn't come after a few seconds, green eyes blinked open and saw the Bebe's eyes go from red to black, then slump forward onto Kim. The teenager let out a shaky breath, praying to all the powers that be, thanking them that she was alive. She shoved the Bebe off of her and stood up, her body trembling at the thought at how close to death she had been; had ever been.

She glanced around to see what had stopped the robot. What she saw shocked her more than her near death.

"What the…?" she said.