A/N
Dear all my readers. I apologise that it has been well, ages since I've updated anything.
I feel terrible.
Firstly, a quick update on my stories. I figured I'd do this on here, seeing as it's my most-read story.
Amazing Clichés; Shall be updated irregularly. I have a few more updates up my sleeve. I'm not sure how few and far-between they will be, however.
Total Takes Over; I won't be updating this anymore. However, seeing as it's pretty much a story with no plot whatsoever, it should be easy enough to pick up should anyone wish to continue it as their own story. So if anyone's interested in 'adopting' it, just PM me. (I think this is allowed, but I'm not too sure. Someone help me out here?)
The Most Likely Awards; Dead. Gone. I lost inspiration for this one a long time ago. This too is up for adoption.
Those three are my only real multi-fic stories. I'm sorry if anyone still read them... I really am. But I'm finding it incredibly hard to write for the MR fandom at the moment. I just can't get motivated. I guess it's because to me... the books have gotten increasingly worse as they went on. Sorry, but that's just the way I feel. Maybe I'll post the occasional one-shot here and there, but... –headshake-
Also, school's kinda getting a bit hectic. In January, I'll be going into year 12. For Aussies, that's our final year of school. It means I won't have much time for anything but study if I want to get into the University/course I want to do to get a good career. Add school captain commitments, sport, some kind of social life and other writing, I don't have much time for fanfiction anymore.
I'm so sorry :(
Anyway, don't be alarmed! This isn't a solely-A/N chapter.
But that is today's cliché!
Also, I don't own anything.
Wow, when was the last time I disclaimed?
-Rain
"ARGH!"
Max immediately went into fight mode, her fists clenching and her heart racing as she ran for the source of the scream.
"Nudge!" she gasped, "What's the matter?"
Nudge was sitting at the computer, tearing wildly at her hair. "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!1!ELEVEN!"
"Didn't what?" Max demanded, "And who is 'she'? TELL ME, DAMN IT! Is it a whitecoat, hell-bent on destroying me – uh, I mean, us?" she crossed her arms. "Even though I am the most important."
Nudge shook her head frantically. "She finally updates, and it's a freaking A/N chapter!" She wailed, tearing out her hair tufts at a time.
"An A/N chapter?" Max asked inquisitively, "What in the name of Fourth Hokage King of Worchester Sauce is an A/N chapter?"
"It's where the author posts a chapter, and everyone gets all excited for the update, only to discover the chapter is really..." Nudge gulped, pointing to the laptop screen. "An A/N chapter."
A little hesitantly, Max leant over and peered at the screen.
A/N
So liek, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii guys!
You're all going to be like, totally bummed about this but...
I'm going on hiatus. Because like, I'm too sexy for this story anymore.
Maybe I'll update it. Maybe I won't. But I'mma keep you guuuueesssiiinngggg!
Because CHYEAH, I'm just that evil
Since I couldn't be bothered updating as well as posting this A/N-only chapter, how 'bout I ramble for awhile about how much you're all going to miss my FABULOUS writing.
You're going to miss it much. It's not even funny how much you're gonna miss it ^_^
So liek, sorry and all! But I'll catch ya'll NEXT TIME.
On the flip-side, word to yo muther.
-Sexilicious Sexihead
Max blinked. "Uh... what?"
"SHE'S GOING ON HIATUS! THA'S NOT ALLOWED! HOW CAN WE READERS BE EXPECTED TO BE SATIATED BY THIS PIECE OF CENSOR."
"Piece of censor?"
"Hey, at least our censors aren't as bad as 4kids."
"Point."
"NO! THE POINT IS THAT THE STORY WON'T BE UPDATED FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG!111!"
"Nudge, just calm down, it'll all be okay-"
"Do you have any FRAKING IDEA how much I LOVED that story, Max? DO YOU?"
"No, but-"
"Shut the FRAK up, HCTIB! YOU HAVE NO FRAKING IDEA!"
"Nudge, what are you doing with that chainsaw? OH GOD, NUDGE! NO!"
"WHO'S NOT FREAKING UPDATING NOW, PUNK!" Nudge roared as she went at the laptop with the chainsaw, frothing at the mouth. Max screamed for help, but Nudge silenced her with a swift round-house kick to the face.
When she was finished, panting heavily and still foaming at the mouth, Nudge very calmly pocketed the chainsaw and grabbed the conveniently placed cell phone on the desk. She logged on to her fanfiction account.
"Let's see what else has been updated... OHMIGOSH, I LOVE THIS STORY! I BET THIS CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE SO SUPER! SPECIAL! AWESOME! IT'LL BE AMAZING, SPECTACULAR, UNBELIEVABLY MAGICAL, COOL, WONDERFUL, INCREDIBLE – wait, WHAT? HIATUS?"
The profanity that streamed from Nudge's mouth was so vulgar that around the world, puppies developed severe cases of puppy flu. The censors were so shocked that they simply removed the sentence altogether, jotting down a few new phrases that they'd never heard before in case they had to censor them somewhere else. Max cowered under the desk, whimpering and crying and begging for it all to be over.
Later
"Ohmigosh, I love this story! But I swear to God, if it's another... -"
By the end of the night the Flock unanimously agreed to never let Nudge read fanfiction again.
Ever.
A/N
I guess I was making fun of both A/N chapter updates AND psycho fans here. :D
So really, I was just making fun of myself in general :)
Thank you for the ride, guys. It's been amazing. I can't tell you how much each and every one of you has boosted my confidence with writing. You people mean the world. Once again, thank you.
Until next time.
R & R?