YAY! Here ish a new rimahiko story that you all have been waiting for! It was an idea that i thought for weeks and i hope it's successful like Gothic Lolita!~

I WISH THIS STORY BEST OF LUCK! :3

Warning: Story may include some mature references, some cursing, and stronger feelings of uncontrollable laughter for some. Some random moments, and facebook references may also be included.

ADDITIONAL WARNING: Yaya ish hyper. Watch out.

I sighed as I typed a URL. When the familiar blue web page loaded, I signed in.

Email: XxMashiroRimaxX at comedymaildotcom (A/N: the address ish completley fake and i don't know if they have a dotcom after the address, oh well)

Password: kusukusuandrimapwns

Why did Yaya forced me into making a facebook anyway?

Flashback:

"Come on, Rima tan!" the 16 year old whined. "Everyone has one!"

She said it so loudly that the people in the library took notice.

"Shush!" The librarian shushed.

"I prefer to stay out of this." I mumbled.

"But, Rima Tan! We could talk as much as we want! Even Amu Chi has one!" she pouted.

"As if we don't talk enough already," I muttered as I rolled my eyes.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeee?" Yaya begged.

"Fine." I sighed.

Yaya beamed.

"Yaya promises that Rima tan would love it!" She exclaimed happily which cause the librarian to shush us again and attempted to warn us that she would kick us out of the library if we make another disruption. But after she told us that, she broke into a fit of coughing.

Yaya immediately shut up and started another window to make me an account.

I dragged a nearby chair next to her and silently flipped through the gag manga.

Minutes later:

"Are you done now?" I asked boringly.

"Almost, Yaya has to press this button and-"She clicked the button and the entire web page froze.

That's when the computer had a pop-up saying:

"Your computer time has expired. Please let someone else sign in."

"NOOOOOOO!!" Screeched Yaya.

I think my ears are going to bleed now. And to make things worse, the entire (and I mean entire) library took notice. They were staring at us as if we committed a murder. Anyways, the librarian stood up, headed over to where we were sitting and demanded us to leave the library.

Apparently, the librarian is sick so when she had to talk to us, she covered her mouth with a handkerchief (did I just see snot on it?! Ewww…) while talking. Her voice sounded high and pitchy and at the same time, garbled and wheezy. Hah… she sounded like a mixture between a dying rat and a squealing raccoon having a seizure.

"Yoooooouuu *coughs* twooooo haaaavveee too leeeaaavvveee thhheee libraryyyyy *cough, wheeze*" the rat-raccoon having a seizure librarian lady bellowed.

"Awww…. But I wanted to make Rima tan a facebook!" Yaya pouted.

"I dooooon'ttt caaarreee ifff yooou waaannttt tooooo maaaake a faaaceeeeboookkkk. Pleeeeassseee leeeaaavee theeee libraryyyy." The rat-raccoon lady wheezed and broke into another fit of coughing.

That's when I had an idea. I looked up at the rat-raccoon lady (Yesh, I'm still small) and used my aweshum fake crying skillz.

"Ms Librarian," I spoke to her softly, tears welled up my eyes. "I don't own a computer at home and I have very little friends. She wanted to make me one in hopes of making more." Tears ran down my eyes.

In the corner of my eye, I can see the other people staring at me then murmuring at each other.

The Rat-Raccoon lady went into shock as she saw me "cry."

"OOhh…… weeelll…. Heeeeerreeeee… I'lll leeeet yooou maaakee oneeee as looooonnng as yoooou twoooo beee quieeet. Gooodd luuckkkk finnnndinnnggg neeeww frieeeeeendss." She coughed into her handkerchief again and scribbled Yaya's name on her clipboard.

"Fake crying again, Rima tan?" Yaya whispered.

I wiped my tears and nodded. HAH! TAKE THAT RACCOON-RAT LADY!

Yaya giggled silently as she logged in and opened the web page again.

Even more Minutes later… I lost track.

I grabbed the remaining gag manga books from the shelf and headed back to my chair next to Yaya.

I dumped the books and plopped myself down beside Yaya where she was sitting very still, her face was placed smack on the keyboard table. It looked like she was sleeping?

"Yaya," I placed a hand on her shoulder to wake her up. As soon as I placed my small hand on her shoulder, I yelped silently and drew it back. Why was Yaya's shoulder quivering?

"Yaya?" I said quietly.

Yaya's head sprang back up to the keyboard and she started to type again. Except… she was giggling maniacally to herself and her typing was really rapid, I couldn't see anything.

"Umm… you okay?" I asked.

"heheheheh…." Yaya giggled, clicked the button, and threw her arms in the air. "Rima tan has a facebook! Hooray!" She cheered out loud so that her high pitched voice echoed through the library, causing the people's heads to snap back up and glare at us.

The Raccoon rat lady shushed us again.

But this time, Yaya didn't shut up. She jumped up and down like an immature bunny screaming "hooray! Hooray! Come on Rima Tan! Shout hooray with me!" She grabbed my wrist and shook it around.

That's when the darn Raccoon Rat lady picked something up and examined it. It was a candy wrapper.

"Yoooou haaavvveeee beeeen eaattinnngg inn theee liiibraaaary?!" she exclaimed.

I shook my head and turned to Yaya who was dancing around in circles, humming some random song.

That must be it. Yaya has officially gone crazy.

"Pleeeeaaassseeee leeaaaaveeeee!" Hollered the Raccoon- rat lady and went back into her coughing fit.

I piled the gag mangas with one hand and with the other, grabbed candy high Yaya's wrist and dragged her out of the library.

"Hooray! Hooray!" She continued to cheer, causing the nearby people to look at us.

What are the chances they find a 17 year old blond petite girl who looks like a grade schooler dragging a 16 year old sugar high friend that was taller than the girl, shouting random stuff about sugar like "Cookies!" or "Chocolate!" while her friend drags her home? I guess not many people. Anyway, they stared at us like maniacs with their big bulging eyes.

That day was ruined because of a hyper girl named Yaya. Yaya, I blame it on you. Hoor-ay.

End of flashback

Back to reality:

I clicked the log in button and it loaded into the main page. Whoop-dee-do. There isn't anything interesting, until I saw how many notifications I had.

"Yaya," I muttered under my breath, and I clicked.

Yes, after that horrific day at the library, she starts sending me these quizzes.

There was this one quiz where it says what candy are you? Or what Japanese dessert are you?

Damn… why does Yaya send me quizzes on food? Luckily they have the ignore button. HAH!

As I clicked the ignore button for what it felt like the millionth time, I finally got rid of the Yaya's annoying quizzes and set my attention to the friend suggestions.

Yaya has suggested all of my friends. I was surprised that Tsukasa, Nikaidou Sensei, and even Kairi's sister Yukari had a facebook as well.

I clicked on everyone and typed a little message that says "Hey! This is Mashiro Rima! If you don't know me, you're a retard. P.S. Kusu Kusu Says haii" for each.

After that, I clicked on the home page and that's when something happened. There was a friend request from Hinamori Amu. What the heck just happened here? I remembered adding her before. What just happened? Could it be a glitch? This is getting weird. I pressed the add button and did this quiz that says…" What Shugo chara character are you?"

They made a quiz on us?! I hope I get myself. HAHA.

10 minutes later:

OH MY FREAKIN GOD.

NOOO!! HOW COULD I GET TADASE?! I mean the questions were pretty obvious… but how?! Stupid person who made this quiz. Making me get Tada-Gay. I'm going to pay a hacker to spam their entire profile or something. I hope Tada-Gay doesn't laugh at my face when he sees that. I hope he gets Ikuto if he does. HAH.

What made it worse is that a thousand people under the name of Hinamori Amu requested me. Am I seeing things? I must be. It can't be that my best friend has a gazillion facebook accounts.

How many Amu's are even here? Most important question of all, which is the real Amu?

I'm getting frustrated now. That's when I thought of something. I scrolled down to the search and typed: Mashiro Rima

When the page loaded, I almost fell over. THERE ARE SOO MANY ME! Please kill me now. I'm regretting myself making a facebook. Almost immediately, a big flame was raging from my body like the way people in animes do when they get pissed off, as I grabbed my cell phone and dialed Yaya's number.

"Moshi Moshi?" Yaya's voice said under the other side of the line.

"YAYA!" I growled.

"Ahh! Rima tan! Enjoying your new acc-"

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HINAMORI AMU'S?" I growled over the phone.

"WAAHHH! I only sent you Amu chii!" Yaya exclaimed.

"You sent me a lot of Amu's!" I said angrily.

"Oh, really? Eheh.." Yaya sweatdropped at the other end of the line. "Yaya just got carried away."

"Carried away… by what?" I growled.

"A chocolate cake," Yaya sighed happily.

Hmm… A chocolate cake. That's when I thought of an evil sinister plan as revenge. Wow… Since when did I start to plot evil schemes like Fujisaki Nagihiko?

"Yaya, if you don't find the real Amu by tomorrow, I'll take away your snacking privileges!" I threatened and hung up before she starts complaining.

I felt like running into a wall and slamming my head or jumping off a plane… Something insanely dangerous to make me feel better. But Mama won't let me do that anyway, she might think that I'm going all mentally psycho against her and would probably take me to the mental hospital or something. Why in the world would my own mother do that to me? Instead, I grabbed a rope and stuffed it in my book bag for tommorow's revenge.

Stupid character posers.

Eheh.. how was it? I'm sorry if it's long and there's no Nagihiko in this one but I'll make it up to you!~

Anyway, Do your part and click the little green button on the bottom center of the page. Arigato Gozaimasu!~

-Keiko