I wonder if you're thinking, this person has no life since I've updated loads today. Not really, I just get bored easily. These chapters are really small aren't I? Sorry.

Life Lessons.

Chapter Three.

Lesson 3: Angry pigs are not happy pigs.

I sometimes like to lie on my bed and think. Just think the time away. Then I get worried I should be doing my homework and find out it's already 2:00 am. I think about a lot of things. Girl things, you know, the usual; boys, hair, clothes. I think about how awesome my new game is... and how I'm going to spend my October Holidays.

It's actually been quite a while since The Nara did my hair and I've been reluctant to change anything more. I mean, I know this is what I want, it's just... 'Why should I have to change?'. There's the whole little voice in my head which keep distracting me, telling me to just go for it.

Then I worry that by changing, I'm being... I don't know how to describe it... selfish, maybe? But... why can't I become who I've always wanted to be?

I pulled my self off the bed covers and played around with the curtains, closing them and switching on my light.

Time to do some work.

I got a B for my science project. I'm really letting myself go, man. I suppose that's what I get for working from 1:00 am to 5:00 am, anyway.

"Move, Forehead." Ino's soft silky hair brushed my arm and all I did was side-step. I touched my forehead... God, it's not that big, dumb bitch. Her little cronies followed her. The boys were slower, walking with their own pace. Shikamaru walked past without even a glance.

This had happened every day for five years and a couple weeks, and yet, today, it annoyed me. I gave him a secret glare, before kicking the back of his leg. He looked back at me, making sure they were out of ear-shot, "What is it?"

I stared at him. As if he didn't fucking know, "Nothing... Meet me at my dorm, at twelve, tonight, okay?"

He raised a brow but didn't ask me anything, just walked, again at his own pace to catch up with his oh-so-loving rich friends.

Now! Off to English.

The mission begins.

Dun dun dun dun dun- Okay, I'll shut up now.

You see, those of the male species aren't allowed into the girls rooms past eight. Although... no-one really follows this rule unless Tsunade, the principle, is patrolling the halls.

I wonder if Shikamaru can do it-

Knock. Knock.

I'm guessing, yes! He's leaning against the door frame, holding his laptop. Clever boy, he knows exactly what I need.

"So, Haruno. Tell me your great plan."

"Hi." I mutter into my four year old brick of a phone. And I call myself a techna-whore... what shame.

"Uh... who's this?"

"Me, you twerp!"

"Oh, right. Sakura... What do you want?" Her voice is so manly, it's surreal. "Shut your thoughts." She can hear me. Oh god.

"Well, Temari, my lovely, beautiful, sexy, older friend whom I love-"

"Get on with it."

"I need a place to stay for two weeks."

"And?"

"Well, can I stay with you and Anko? And the boys... obviously." Another dumb, less-rich bitch, but we've known each other for awhile.

"Hang on... KANKURO!" I could hear her yell a couple things before she got back to me. That girl really needs to like... get a Bonsai Tree and calm it. "...Tell me something."

"Depends what it is you want to know..."

"Why are you coming here and not going home?"

"Because, Temari... the words you've been wanting to hear for a long time; I've decided to change."

"Heh. We'll pick you up in two weeks." She threw the phone down and I looked at the ceiling with a smile, before frowning. She could at least say bye, the blonde cow.

"Oi! Pinkie!" You know, sometimes, my mind is really abusive.

"Oi! PINKIE!" Oh... wait... it's Pig Face.

"What do you want, Pig Fac- Ino?" She stood, with her hand on her hip, glaring at me.

"Did you," Prod, "Get Shika," Poke, "In trouble?"

"...Do you really have to poke me? I mean... that's not very friendly. We could have tea and biscuits, you know, but instead you poke me-"

"FOREHEAD. Answer. Me." Ohhh, scary tone.

"I dunno." Shrug. Shrugs annoy her. Tee-fucking-hee.

Her manicured nails took a grip round my collar and she pulled me close to her face, menacingly. Her hypnotic blue eyes glared into mine and her perfectly arched eyebrows were down in pure anger, "Stupid, little Scholarship Student, with no money... You know what we could do to you right? If you don't behave... then you're done for."

I took the words and simply stared back at her, before I couldn't contain my anger are further... I do actually have outbursts... a lot.

"Anything you do to me, can't be worse than anything I've been through before, Ino Yamanaka." I pulled her hand off me, "I'm sick of rules and regulations... And guess what." I brushed my collar and the rest of my clothes, "You just pushed my limit. I'm going to blow your brains."

She looks terrified. I feel like having a party with balloons just for this utter joyful moment in life. Ino Yamanaka is SCARED of Sakura Haruno! For a split second.

She trips me and walks away, "Stupid Forehead!"

How exactly do you get a stupid forehead?

I mean... Pig Face makes a lot of sense... whereas all you get out of 'Stupid Forehead' is... a lacking in IQ piece of skin at the front of the head...

Hmm...

Some things people say make me think... for example, 'Your mum's your dad!' ... Oh, wow, I'm certainly amazing aren't I? My mother is my father as well.

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