I'm aware this isn't and entirely original idea for a story. But I got the idea stuck in my head and couldn't really make it go away. Plus I wanted to give this concept my own spin. I know some of the character choices may be a little cliché, but hopefull there will be a few surprises in there for people too.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or that line down there from bedknobs and broomsticks

It had all started when Tobi, moron to end all other morons had burst into the meeting. The orange masked one had been yelling some weird language that none of them could quite understand. It appeared he'd come up with some stupid plan to take over the world. Again.

"Tobi, what is it now?" Pain sighed, unhappy with the interruption.

"Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee!" he yelled, childishly throwing something at the leader's face. They all flinched momentarily in case Tobi had gotten into Deidara's explosive stash again. After the brief panic, Pain looked at his feet to where the object lay. All of the Akatsuki peered at it closely. A bedknob?

It exploded anyway.