I had a lot of fun writing this Chapter! I know the last chapter wasn't much, but it was just supposed to introduce Lili as the main character.
In this one, she comes face-to-face with the boys. I'm not gonna say anymore than that because it'll ruin the hopeful hilarity in the chapter. Anyway, if you guys want some romance in the story, I'd like you to review with your choice. Um, try and stick with one of the four main boys, because I like them the best...actually, stick to the three who aren't douches.
Basically, out of Kyle, Kenny, or Stan. Cartman is a jerkwad, good for humor only.
Oh and the link below leads to a picture of Lili on my Deviant Art page. If you scan the gallery, you'll see Ivan, Clavo, and Rosetta too.
http://lili-lawliet(dot)deviantart(dot)com/art/South-Park-OC-Lili-Rodriguez-129955349
Just replace (dot) with an actual .
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Chapter 2
- God and the Fat Man
With her brown book bag slung over her shoulder, Lili made her way from the house that everyone, but herself called "home". Ivan followed her closely with a lollipop in hand and his Spiderman backpack attached to his, well, back.
Rosetta had packed "her" children lunches today before heading off to her first day at the office. Not that Lili would necessarily be eating shit all. First any things made her nauseous. She'd probably just give her lunch away to the first person who looked hungry who had forgotten his/her lunch.
Least that way she'd be doing a good deed. Hey, just because she didn't help the kid on fire yesterday, didn't mean she was a bad person.
If you suddenly saw a kid running through the streets on fire, wouldn't you stop and stare too? In that sort of situation, you don't really know what you'd do. Most people would just do what Lili did.
Stand and stare whilst he collapsed into the snow with severe burns, dead.
It's just the way humanity is. It's why it sucks and because it sucks, God hates us all.
Anyway, Lili and Ivan made their way to the bus stop they had scouted out the afternoon before. It didn't take long for them to come to the right location and Lili felt her heart quicken when she saw the boys from earlier.
Wait a second. Didn't that kid in the orange parka die yesterday?! Dude, there wasn't even a scar on him! Then again, she couldn't exactly see his face. It was mostly covered by the hood of his parka.
Lili shook her head and looked down to Ivan, who seemed to not have noticed. Then again, he probably didn't know that when people are on fire, they usually don't wake up once they pass out on the ground. Snow covered or not.
"Man, this place is so fucked up." She murmured.
But she wasn't going to say anything about what had happened. Hell, those other boys she'd seen the day prior weren't. Why should she? It seemed to be a pretty normal thing for dead people to come back to life.
Still, a tiny flicker of a smile touched her face.
Maybe this stupid move from crappy New Mexico to crappy South Park wouldn't be so bad. At least, they couldn't exactly judge her or Ivan, right? I mean, that kid died yesterday by burning to friggin death! Who were they to judge?!
Her smile quickly faded when the fat one of the group, garbed in a red coat and a pale blue and yellow hat, turned towards her. Almost immediately, the other boys did the same, but none held the same malicious smile of the fat one.
What was his name again? Oh, Cartman.
"Well, well, look what we have here. A new ho." Lili reached up and tightened the kerchief around her neck, unfazed by the insult.
She responded coolly, but was laughing on the inside. Perhaps she should play a little joke on the fat one. He didn't know that she knew his name.
"Good morning- Cartman." Gasp!
"H- how do you know my name?! Answer me, you little bitch!" Lili stared at him blankly before scanning all the boys.
No, she'd just mess with him. He seemed like he deserved it, after all.
"I- am God. I am here to condemn you for your sins. In other words- probably ones you can understand, I'm taking you with me to Hell."
"Bah! You're not God! God is a dude, not some skanky ho!" Lili simply rose an eyebrow.
"And yet, how would you know that if you have not seen me before?" The mouths of the other boys dropped- well the mouths of the boys she could see anyway.
The one in the parka, Kenny, just seemed to stare at her.
"Dude, she has a point. Though I don't like it, none of us really know what God looks like." Kyle stated.
Lili instantly took a liking to him. He had a brain.
"I hate to say it, dude, but I'm with Cartman on this one. This chick just can't possibly be God. I mean, she's going to school for crying out loud!" Stan replied.
Lili studied both boys carefully whilst she thought of a good response.
Kyle. Green hat with ear flaps and an orange coat. Stan. Dark blue and red hat, just covering his forehead, and a brown jacket.
"Yet, I could be going to school with you to simply see if Cartman changes my mind about his impending fate, couldn't I, Stan?"
"Dude, you are so goin' to Hell." Cartman stated, glancing towards Stan.
So, messing with all of the boys wasn't exactly in her original plan. Who the hell cares? It was getting interesting.
Stan stared at Lili, mouth agape.
"Dude, maybe she is God!" Cartman, after Stan's statement, then proceeded to get down on his knees and bow down at Lili's feet.
She stared at him, raising a single eyebrow.
Grovelling?! Now this was different.
"Oh, please forgive me, God! It wasn't my fault! Really! It was Kyle's idea!"
"HEY!!!"
"Really, God! It was! If anyone deserves to go to Hell, it's the stupid Jew!"
"Shut the hell up, Fatass! Don't blame me for your problems!" Alright, this was getting way out of hand.
Still though, if she could manage to keep up this façade- no, that would be wrong. Funny, but very wrong. Besides, she was about to burst out laughing any moment.
Laughing just wasn't her thing. But, how to admit to someone who completely believed that you were God, that you weren't? There was only one good answer to that.
"No, Cartman. The only one going to Hell today, is you."
"NOOO!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!"
"Yet, you totally deserve where you're going, Dude." Stan chided, grinning.
"It's the Jews! It's all their fault! I hate you, Kyle Broflovski! I hate you! God, smite him!" Cartman pointed dramatically to Kyle and Lili glanced to Ivan, who still had all of his attention on his lollipop.
"Cartman, if you keep it up, I'll just send you to Hell now. You have until school is out to prove to me that you are worthy to live and possibly go to Heaven at a later point in your life. Until then- be nice. In fact, the best thing for you to say to help your situation is nothing." The fat eleven year old stared at Lili.
"Nothing? Oh, that's easy!"
"Good. Then, starting from now- you are to not insult anyone and only give compliments." She fought the evil smile creeping up into her face.
Really though, she really couldn't believe how gullible boys were. Still though, she figured she was doing them a favor.
Suddenly, for the first time since this conversation started, Kenny spoke up. Although, because of his hood covering his mouth, his words were completely muffled. Lili didn't understand them, but Stan, Kyle, and Cartman seemed to.
"Dude, I can too be nice!" Cartman argued.
"Actually, Cartman, Kenny's right. You being nice is like a cat actually enjoying taking a bath. There's no such thing." Kyle snickered.
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny all laughed. Lili then decided that it was probably best to let them in on this little prank. That way they could take advantage of it while they could. That meant that she'd have to sit near them.
Perfectly on cue, the bus then came into view and stopped in front of the six students. Lili smirked to herself.
Really. This was one of the best ideas she'd had in a long time.
--
"We totally knew you weren't God, we were just fucking with Cartman." Kyle said, matter-of-factly from the seat beside her.
By the window of the bus, sat Ivan, still licking on his lollipop. Beside Kyle, sat Stan and in the seat diagonally across from her, sat Kenny all by himself. Lili, as "God", ordered Cartman to sit as far away from the group as possible.
He obviously wasn't nearly as smart as the other boys, so he agreed. Ah, the upsides of being, well, God.
Kenny replied with a muffled agreement. Stan also agreed.
"Yeah, your story had way too many holes in it. Since when does God have the power to send people to Hell? That's, like, Satan's job, isn't it?"
"I dunno. I don't really care either." She replied, truthfully.
"So, uh, how'd you know our names, anyway? That's something I'd like the answer to." Another muffled agreement from Kenny to Kyle's question.
Lili shrugged carelessly before giving an answer.
"Call it luck. I just know you're first names, then again, that's all I really need to know."
"Hey, speaking of names, what's yours?" Lili was caught off guard with this question from the boy in the blue and red hat.
People usually didn't bother with asking her for her name. They usually just cast her off as "weird" from the moment upon meeting her.
Well, perhaps screwing with Cartman put her in their good books. That was probably the closest thing to friends that she'd ever had, besides Ivan anyway. Maybe it would be best to just test them first. To see if they were as- nice as she assumed they were.
"Why ask me now? You'll just figure it out in a little while. Tell you what, though, if we're not in the same class, sit with me at lunch and I'll tell you my name. That a deal?" Kenny said something and Stan and Kyle both nodded.
"Deal."
--
She stood in the front of the classroom, her book bag still slung over her shoulder as she stared blankly at the teacher with the huge head.
Seriously? She was in the same class as those four boys? Well, what were the chances? It just meant that she had all the luck in the world. Cartman currently thought she was God, so if she wanted to, she could get the moron to do all her work for her. Then again, that would be plain cruel. 'Sides, she didn't like him that much.
"So, introduce yourself, m'kay? That way you can make some friends, m'kay?" She continued to stare blankly at this man, who had introduced himself as Mr Mackey.
Great. She was probably going to fit in. Crap. If she was going to fit in, chances were Ivan wasn't.
After scanning the class, which was a pretty decent size, she caught sight of another boy with dark skin. Just like Ivan.
A smile twitched.
Well, maybe he'd be fine after all.
"Lili Rodriguez." Maybe she'd actually make some friends here.
Maybe God didn't hate her after all. Maybe-
"Alright, Lili, you can sit beside Kenneth, m'kay?" Ah, Kenny.
Yes, there was an empty seat beside him and Kyle. What luck. And for once- that wasn't supposed to be sarcastic.
Lili nodded and sat down in the empty seat, resting her book bag on the desk and keeping her attention to the huge headed teacher.
It was probably then that she realized just how big of a head he really had. That was probably another thing she'd keep to herself.
"Dude, I wouldn't have guessed Lili was your name." Kyle said.
"(Me neither.)" Lili stared at Kenny, just barely being able to make out his words before she shook her head.
"It's my name. It doesn't really suit me, but it's my name nonetheless." And that was how her school day started.
So far so good.
Really, God seemed to be on her side for once.
--
Her expression showed focus as her pencil flew across her page as she worked on the short story that had been assigned.
English had always been her best subject. And her favorite. Not many eleven year olds could say that because most don't like working in general. That was just one more thing that made Lili different from other children. One more thing that usually caused others to label her as either a geek or a freak. Well, at least names didn't bother her.
With the final flourish of her pencil, she signed her name on the top right corner of her paper before she placed said pencil down and leaned back in her chair. Both Kenny and Kyle stared at her.
"Dude! You're done already?! We just got this assignment, like, ten minutes ago!" Kyle exclaimed.
"(Can you do mine?)" Lili smirked and shook her head.
"Nope. You're on your own, Dude."
"(She wants me.)" Lili then shot the parka-clad boy an amused stare.
"Did he just say what I thought he said?" Kyle sighed.
"(I did! How about you and I hang out later? In the janitor's closet?)"
"You don't even know me. Oh well, at least I know the places to avoid now." Really, this Kenny kid was such a pervert.
It was pretty funny. No one had ever come onto her before. Then again, she was eleven.
"Yeah, that's probably a good idea." Kyle informed.
"What's a good idea?" Stan asked.
He was sitting on the other side of Kyle.
"Kenny's just totally coming onto Lili. Not like this shit hasn't happened before. She just vowed to avoid the janitor's closest and any small, enclosed areas when he's nearby." Stan stared at Lili for a moment before grinning.
"Good luck with that, Dude."
"Yeah, thanks. I'll be careful." Lili turned back to her full page of written work and scanned it over with her eyes.
Maybe proofreading would be a good idea. To fix any plausible mistakes that she could have made. At least that way she'd get a good mark. Maybe be noticed for something? She wasn't often noticed.
Yes, maybe this town wasn't as crappy as she had first thought.
Lili rose her gaze from her work and for a brief moment caught Cartman glaring at her. She kept her expression stoic.
By the end of the school day, she might not be able to bring him to Hell, but she sure as hell would bring Hell to him.
God and the fat man, who would win?
I'm betting on God, who are you betting for?