Might be a One-Shot. OR I might continue! tell me what you think!

R&R

Thanks,

LINDSEY!

A 'chat' between the Twilight characters.

Jasper: Hey

Emmett: What's up emo boy?

Jasper: Uh….

Emmett: That's right. I AM YOUR RULER!

Jasper: Ummm….Okay.

Emmett: Who are you?

Jasper: Who am I?

Emmett: Who…are…you?

Jasper: I am the unknown man…or vampire?

Emmett: WHO ARE YOU? CARLISLE! WHO IS HE?

Jasper: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM CARLY!

Carlisle: He is a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth.

Jasper: WHAT?!

Emmett: Ha ha.

Jasper: *uses power on Carlisle*

Carlisle: I HATE PURPLE COWS!!!!!

Emmett: WHAT DID YOU DO!!!??? YOU MADE HIM A MAD MAN!

Carlisle: Grrr

Jasper: Ha ha.

Emmett: Puppy! FIX HIM!

Carlisle: Puppy, calm down. My nurse is dying of death.

Jasper: Whaaaaa?

Emmett: PUPPY! Stop him, he's killing his nurse that is dying of death…

Jasper: Whatever…

Emmett: And…*gasp* BELLA! Puppy, that's your job!

Jasper: BELLA!!!!! OKAY!

Emmett: NO puppy!

Jasper: Bella is made of yummy!

Emmett: Edward!

Jasper: No EDWRD WILL NEVER STOP ME.

Emmett: Edwrd?

Jasper: The texting form of Edward, duh!

Emmett: Puppy!

Jasper: Gaaa! It's EDWRD!

Edward: STOP! IN THE NAME OF CARLISLE THE MADMAN!

Jasper: NEVER!

EDWRD: Bella! Get on my back, I am going to give you a vampire ride!

Bella: OH EDWRD! YOUR SCENT IS SO DELICIOUS! *SWOONS*

EDWRD: STOP PUPPY!

Bella: Um are you going to put me on your back or not?

EDWRD: *Puts Bella on his back and dashes off*

Jasper: Waste of time.

Emmett: Awww, puppy, don't be such a downer.

Carlisle: I swear to drunk….I am GOD! CREATER OF PURPLE AND ALL THINGS MADE OF AWESOME!!! How think do you drunk I am? Har har *hiccup*

Emmett: Puppy, take him inside.

Jasper: NO! I will not! I WILL NOT! YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO REHAB! YOU TIME WASTING…VAMPIRE.

Emmett: Puppy, shut your face and take him inside.

Jasper: Okay….