Voldy and the Rat 10

Heather O'Malley

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Hey kids, its time for Voldy and the Rat!

"It's Voldy and the Rat, Voldy and the Rat, One is a genius, the other a prat..."

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but you and Lily Potter… What would the kids look like?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but why would Moaning Myrtle be your boggart?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, that is a lot of wood getting chucked now that I think about it.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Flitwick and Hagrid are a great study in perspective.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Remus and Sirius could use a good flea dip or three.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, I do feel like an Irish god with this new hand of mine.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but is there enough barbeque sauce in all of England for an Order of the Phoenix BBQ. I call dibs on Molly Weasley!

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but how did the Lovegoods know about all your plots? Do you think you have Nargles?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, which is why the Carrow twins are ready with the Dance of the Seven Veils.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Snape could lube the chassis of a car with his hair.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, Umbridge and Trevor make a lovely couple.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but mayonnaise isn't that easy to gargle with.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but really the arithmomancy of Pi is painful to consider when you get past six digits. Who knew it was important for Lumos?

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, belts and suspenders are probably a good idea when we attack Hogwarts.

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Pettigrew, are you pondering what I am pondering?

I think so Lord Voldemort, but why would you want to kiss Harry Potter, let alone fondle his bum?

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"It's Voldy… it's Voldy and the Rat, rat, rat, rat, Rat!"