With a great flash of energy the villains spawned down on the north eastern corner of Mos Eisley.

Instantly the emperor clasped his hands together in badly concealed glee, decaying features split into a grin. "Ah, the heroes stand no chance with such a powerful gathering of warriors, we will destroy them all."

"Yes master." Count Dooku, Darth Maul, Darth Vader and Anakin mouthed in unison. An instant later they were all staring at each other in confusion.

Maul was the first to react, his confusion turning into a glare. "Who dares call themselves the apprentice of my master!?"

Ignoring the now raging Zabrak lighting his lightsaber Vader looked over at an Anakin that seemed content to stare at Dooku. "This is embarrassing...and strange."

"Eh...didn't I kill you?" Anakin pointed at the grey-haired count, still confused.

"Why are you even among us villains?" Dooku replied, folding his arms before him.

"And you...you're dead too." Anakin pointed at Maul, frowning, then he pointed over at Vader. "And I don't even know what you are...ugly as hell though."

"Well you see..." Vader raised his fist in a suitable impressive position. "I am you in..."

"Enough of this!" Maul growled, saber raised above his head. "Prepare to defend yourself."

"This is pointless!" Grievious barked, then coughed violently while igniting his four lightsabers. "You are all-"

"Oh shut up Grievious, nobody likes you." Anakin rolled his eyes, drawing a small sniff from the strange android.

Vader cocked his head to the side. "I don't remember being such a fool..."

"Are you starting something!?" Anakin ignited his own saber, ready to leap at his own self.

"Silence!" Palpatine hissed, making the assembled sith relax somewhat, they were still glaring at one another though. "Now we will...what are those two doing?"

All eyes turned to the two bounty hunters hugging, their many weapons and heavy armour clattering as they took turns lifting each other in the air using their jet packs.

"Son!"

"Father!"

"It's been too long!"

"I thought you died!"

"I love you!"

"And I you!"

"Blech." Palpatine stuck his tongue out in distaste and turned back to the other sith. "Those two are of no use now, anyway, as I was...what are you guys doing?"

All four of his apprentices had their weapons drawn, their glowing weapons practically against at each others throats as they froze, guilty looks turned towards their master. "What?"

Putting his palm against his forehead Palpatine sighed. "Could we please just try to...what is Grievious doing?"

Over in a corner the android had curled up, ligthsabers held up like a cage around him as he continued to sniffle, then coughed violently. "Leave...me...alone! I am...a terrifying...warrior!"

"Great...Anakin, just apologise so we can get..." Palpatine's eyes visibly bulged at the sight of Vader holding Anakin in the air by the throat.

"Let go of me you overgrown goth!"

"I find your lack of sombreness disturbing."

"I'm the most powerful jedi ever!"

Rolling his eyes Palpatine found himself dodging an arc of force lighting as Dooku and Maul exchanged blows. "Oh for the love of...Maul!"

"I can't believe you took this arthritis suffering old man as an apprentice master!" The dark zabrak growled while leaping right over the other sith, dodging the blast of lightning while his own saber was deflected by a casual swipe from Dooku.

The count snorted. "Comes from a creature without any class what so ever..."

Finally realising that there was nothing to do Palpatine sat down in the dust and watched as the four sith's begun killing each other, Grievious staying in his corner and the two bounty hunters beginning to fly away singing about hitting the cantina....