I now present the skanky AkuRoku as promised. It entwines with There's Something Wrong With Me so it starts in a sort of awkward place. The title is...gross and weird. I know. But it'll make sense plus I thought it was kinda funny. =3

"Jesus!" Bright red hair threw back, like fire ready to ignite the bed beneath. Roxas' lips turned up in a smirk and immediately he bit down. "OUCH! What the fuck?!" Axel screamed and tried to pull himself out of the boys mouth. "You fucking bit me!" He yelled as he scrambled up the bed, away from the boy grinning wickedly, kneeling at the end of the bed. "Fucking psycho!" Roxas just giggled and rolled his eyes.

"Ok ok. I'm sorry." Axel narrowed his eyes as the boy frowned. "Some guys like it!" He insisted and rolled his blue eyes yet again but soon, that nasty grin returned to his face as he laid his hands on the bed and enticed Axel with his shining eyes, his tongue gently massaging his lips. "Come on. I'll kiss it make it better." Roxas sang like a siren and the redhead automatically felt his hips start to move back towards the end of the bed, as if they had a mind of their own. He eyed him with suspicion as he softly kissed his tip but soon his eyes rolled to the back of his head as the boy's skillful mouth resumed it's place. He was now fully consumed again, in more ways than one. He didn't hear the door opening. He didn't hear his boyfriend coming down the hall. He didn't notice anything until he heard that faint voice.

"Axel?" He let out a moan and really wanted to get up but couldn't. He looked at the door and saw Demyx. The very angry, practically steaming, boiling, aflame Demyx.

"D-Demyx!" Roxas didn't seem to notice, or care, whichever was true Axel wasn't sure. The boy simply continued to suck until he heard the uncontrollable moan erupt from the boy he was currently attached to, mouth to appendage. He smirked to himself as he pulled away and quickly wiped his lips, noticing Axel's head, still thrown back in a fit of passion.

"It's Roxas sweetie." He informed the boy who he had assumed simply screamed the wrong name in a fit of passion as he leaned forward onto the bed and snatched his gum back from Axel's clenched fist. He wasn't going to let a perfectly good piece of gum go to waste over something silly like a blow job. He stood and turned, feeling his blue eyes get bigger when he saw who was standing there. This boy, this Demyx person, was gorgeous and Roxas was now confused as to why anyone would be as stupid as to cheat on someone like him with someone like him. He covered it quickly though. "Oh, hi. You're the boyfriend I'm guessing since you do not look happy." He picked up his shirt as he giggled, avoiding eye contact with the redhead.

"I was." Demyx informed him coldly and Roxas couldn't help but smirk again. He made a tally in his mind. Twenty seven ruined relationships, all ruined by him. He looked at Axel quickly, but Axel was too busy staring with horror at his boyfriend, excuse me, previous boyfriend, and cowered slightly at the tall blonde's biting tone. Roxas rolled his eyes at the unmissable showing of cowardice.

"I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me. I mean, constantly. I come home with some guy and we always get caught!" Roxas couldn't help but laugh as he thought about all the angry boyfriends before Demyx, their faces, swelled and red, just so angry. He zipped up another shirt and sat back down on the edge of the bed, unwilling to miss the drama. This was his highest form of entertainment.

"How could you do this?!" Demyx screamed at Axel, desperately trying to pull on something.

"Maybe you bore him. Maybe he needed someone who's more like me." The young boy smirked at the furious blonde. This was his favorite part of all this. Making the boyfriend feel even worse. He studied his fingernails. They needed to be cut. He missed Axel's glare. The redhead felt like he was about to throw up. This was not a good idea. Despite what people thought, he wasn't really that big of a manwhore. When he had a boyfriend, he stuck with said boyfriend and just got a lot of sex from THE BOYFRIEND. He couldn't even remember how he had somehow been convinced to bring this kid home.

"So he needed a total skank?!" Demyx screamed at the top of his lungs. Axel knew he was ready to burst.

Shit. Shit.

Was all he could manage to get through his head at the moment. His whole body was frozen, especially his brain. All he wanted was to explain to Demyx and have Roxas gone.

"Guess so." Roxas murmured as he continued to seriously study his fingernails. Axel tried to use some sort of hidden mental ability to make the kid explode before he could cause more trouble, but alas, he had no secret mental power.

"Demyx can I please--" The redhead started to beg but physically and verbally halted when his boyfriend's icy glare met his own frightened eyes.

"Who the hell do you think you are you whore?!" The blonde screamed again, making Axel cringe at the sound and Roxas sigh quietly at how annoying this was now becoming.

"I'm not a whore. I don't get paid for this." The kid responded with a small eye roll. What a stupid thing to say. He did this for fun, not money.

"How old are you even?!" Demyx screamed shrilly.

"Fourteen." Roxas answered simply and gave a disinterested shrug.

"He's fourteen you fucking pervert!" Axel flinched again at the sound and then the words actually hit him. The kid literally was a kid. He felt his stomach drop. "God you're fucking sick! How could you cheat on me with a fucking kid?!" Demyx gagged dramatically but by instinct, Axel tried not to gag himself.

"Demyx, listen. I've--"

"Shut the fuck up! I don't wanna hear it!" The blonde stormed out of the apartment and Axel groaned with another glare at the ever smirking Roxas, still idly sitting on the edge of the bed. "I'm calling the cops you fucking pervert!" Demyx screamed over his shoulder and booked it right out of the apartment building, Axel's pace picking up after the last words.

"DEMYX!" Axel screamed out and watched in horror as his now not boyfriend jumped into his car and sped away.

Shit. Shit!

Was still the only thing running through his mind. He turned around and saw Roxas standing behind him, that damn smirk still on his face.

"What the fuck are you smiling about?!" Roxas merely shrugged.

"That was kinda funny. You have to admit."

"That." Axel pointed down the street at the tiny car off in the distance. "That was not funny." He hissed and walked back into his building, stomping up the stairs towards his door, carelessly left open. "You told me you were seventeen!" The redhead yelled after the kid reentered the apartment and closed the door behind him.

"That's still illegal idiot." Roxas informed him. "So what does it matter?" Axel buried his face in his hand and yelled. The kid giggled. "You're lucky you're hot otherwise you'd get no action. Your personality fucking sucks."

"Adding insult to injury. Awesome. Because you're a real fucking treat!"

"Oh come on. It's not that bad." Roxas sang like a siren again and lingered, resting his hand on Axel's shoulder, playfully running his fingers over the redhead's bare back. "He's not gonna call the cops." He rolled his eyes as Axel looked up at him from sitting on the bed. "They all say that. And no one I've fucked has been arrested yet. And I have fucked a lot of guys honey. A lot." The kid sat down by Axel and ran his hand through the thick, red hair, down his arm until he was squeezing his thigh and going straight for the pants. They were undone within seconds. "But just in case you do go to jail..." Roxas laughed as he pushed the redhead down on the bed without a fight. Axel didn't feel like fighting it anymore. "Better enjoy this now. 'Cuz in jail I'm pretty sure you'd be the bitch." Roxas whispered into his ear with a smirk before kissing his neck and quickly moving straight down.

Axel rolled his eyes in annoyance, wanting to push the kid off of him, but simply not being able to. He didn't know what it was but it was something that made him want more.

"Roxas, just--"

"Oh shut up and let me blow you. Consider it like an apology." The sandy haired boy laughed again before wrapping his mouth around Axel. Again, he tried to push him off, but his hands didn't move. He simply moaned quietly and rolled his eyes to the back of his head, biting down on his lip. The kid had something.

And there you have it! I hope this is well enjoyed by as many readers as the Zemyx was! =D