Epilogue

After the events recorded in 'Clear as Mud', some of the characters experienced certain mental changes or traumas. We sent reporters out to discover more about the characters after their life changing mission and the results are listed below. As per usual, all of the information was obtained without permission and strictly infiltrates several people's human rights...oh well...

Alex Rider, aka. 'Cub'

After Ernich Oumor pulled out his hair, Alex discovered he was no longer attractive to the opposite sex. He became a monk soon after and now lives in a monastery in the South of France, racing grapes.

James Kingston, aka. 'Weasel'

After his success on the Weltvergessen case, James rose quickly through the ranks of the SAS camp. He has lead no less than 453 successful operations since then and lives with his four fish named Santa, Rudolf, Snowman and Des O'Connor. He enjoys gardening and is the current holder of Fornley's annual 'Grow Your Best Turnip' trophy.

Cameron Vincent, aka. 'Pig'

Cameron changed his life around after the Weltvergessen success and lost approximately 157453 stone. He is now a lifeguard on Miami Beach and can normally be located either in the guardhouse or in the morgue, taking photographs of dead people. It's a hobby. Some people spot trains, some people take pictures of dead people. It's just one of those things.

Harry Wan, aka. 'Lemming'

Harry got on rather well with Mrs Jones after the mission and became an MI6 agent. He has had missions in all of the seven continents and seriously enjoys his job. He has a girlfriend called Spot and a dog called Laura. Sometimes you can get them mixed up.

Jessica Barnard, aka. 'Amoeba'

Very little is known of Jessica because she is in fact so very little. It is rumoured that she swan to France in under three minutes although this could be untrue. It is certain however that she has a dog called Geronimo. I know because I look after it on Sundays while she goes to the dentist.

Matthew Richardson, aka. 'Prawn'

Matthew has recently become a TV celebrity chef and is world renowned for his Apple Strudel. He has cooked for dozens of celebrities all over the globe and enjoys eating his own cake.

Micho Tenvité

After being arrested, life took a slight down turn for Micho and he is due to be released out of jail sometime in December. When he does come out, he hopes to become a miner, where he will become friends with moles. Currently however, he enjoys mincing around in his blue prisoner's uniform and polishing his boots.

Ernich Oumor

Ernich is exceptionally jealous of Micho because his prisoner's uniform is nowhere near as fetching as Micho's and it 'really isn't fair'. Ernich has got a longer sentence than Micho because Micho's mum is friendly with the judge and goes round on Tuesdays to watch the racing. Once again, Ernich protests.

Alan Blunt

Alan continued to be head of MI6 for a considerably long time before finally cracking and becoming a Russian Ice Dancer answering only to the name 'Sheena'. He enjoys his life and especially likes the lycra.

Mrs Jones

Mrs Jones took over from Blunt a few years ago and now runs MI6 with 'an iron fist' ie. The workers only get free coffee on a Tuesday. She enjoys singing and criticizing romantic comedy films in her spare time.

Sergeant Himmel

Sergeant Jerry Himmel is now a florist and works in Paris. He enjoys his job and does a lot of painting in his free time. The other day, he painted a load of dahlias. It was really good.

Andrew Bell, aka. Dragon

Andy now chauffeurs the Queen of Lansigmorbly and has several new tattoos, the latest on depicting a deer being eaten by a horse. He says that one's his favourite.

The Civilian That Weasel Hit, aka. Thomas Harker

Thomas now does interviews for various magazines discussing his experience. He has also written a book, 'I Got Hit By a Man I Didn't Know' and it didn't sell at all. He now sells evaporated milk for a living.

That's it from me on this story! I hope you liked it. If so, try out some of my other stories. If not, please tell me what I could do to improve. Thanks for sticking with Alex and T-Unit this far!!!

Asha =D