'Suck it!' Radio

A radio station important to Luffy has lost the influence it once had. Against the FCC Luffy'n'friends create an outlawed station using a hack into the broadcast network to bring the sound of freedom of speech back to his town. This story shows the importance of standing out.

This first paragrah is a speech Luffy make's during a chapter in this series, I'm using it now as an intro to set the mood. You will hear it again later in the story. This story does have a point in a very comidic way. I urge you if you start to read this, see it though to the end please. And I hope you like it as much as you did my other stories. Thank you.

Chapter 1: What the fuck you mean I can't say shit on the radio!?

"Radio is the transmission of signals by modulation of electromagnetic waves with frequencies below those of visible light. Electromagnetic radiation travels by means of oscillating electromagnetic fields that pass through the air and the vacuum of space. Information is carried by systematically changing some property of the radiated waves, such as amplitude, frequency, or phase. When radio waves pass an electrical conductor, the oscillating fields induce an alternating current in the conductor. This can be detected and transformed into sound or other signals that carry information. ............. We use this to spread our words, thoughts, ideas, opinions, and every other fucking thing we can think of that we want heard, out to the world. So people know what we think, because we WANT them to hear it. It's been that simple since the radio became in public use 1906, on Christmas day. That's what 'Suck it' Radio is about, SINCE THE START. Nothing else."

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*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP!!*

"LUFFY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!"

Luffy used the front of the car to pick himself up, "Ugh...... Thanks for hitting me with you car Nami..... bitch."

Nami got out of her car and walked up to Luffy who just jumped in her car's way to stop her from leaving. "Luffy damn it! Get out of the way! It's over! Your too pathetic to put up with anymore." Luffy sarcastically frowned, "Oh but we were so good together, especially you shouting how lame I am and how much you hate me. It's been sooooo FUCKING great." Luffy rolled his eyes as he said this. Nami was red with fury "UGH!!! You see! You don't take anything seriously! You're a dumbfuck I shouldn't waste my time with." Luffy just stared at her, "Then why were we together for 3 years?" Nami was a little taken off, "I don't know, you were just different then." Luffy looked at her as if she was stupid, "That's it, whatever." Nami looked in shocked anger as he walked back into his house. She subsided her reaction towards Luffy's action just then. She got back in her car and drove off to her sister's house.

INSIDE LUFFY'S HOUSE: Zoro and Ace were playing 'Mega Fighting Organization 18: Fight Till You Cry' on the GameBox-750 2. Zoro was 'Gimpo Splice', Ace was 'Septin "Beserk" Johnson'. "Dude," Ace chuckled, "I'm kicking your ass." Zoro chuckled back, "Maybe if you were Dick Lasner, but you're not. So you're fucked." Luffy came in and headed to his room. Ace noticed his return, "So.... you catch her?" Luffy stopped to talk to his brother, "No... but I caught her car." Zoro and Ace paused the game and turned around, "She hit you with her car?!??" Ace was quite amused. Luffy was a little faint on details, "Well.... actually I hit her car with my body, but that's not the point." Zoro laughed a little, "Don't worry man, you guys do this every few months. You'll apologize some lame but romantic way, and she'll be sleeping in your bed by 10 tonight." They unpaused the game and went back to playing. Luffy went into his kitchen, "I don't know, she packed this time." Ace paused the game again, "Whoa..... she ain't coming back. Your fucked man. Might as well find a rebound girl now." Luffy shook his head as he took a Coke out of the fridge, "I love you guys, I guess she's right." He sat next to Ace on the couch, "I guess I am a dumbfuck." Ace smacked his younger brother in the back of the head. "Yeah, but not with her. She's gotta realize you're probably the best thing she has ever had and you're one in a million." Zoro laughed again, "Yeah, you got that right." He got up, "Alright I'm gone. Vivi and I are going to see a movie, WE'LL be back later tonight." Ace became antagonizing, "Oooo, so she's all kinky now, eh?" Zoro rolled his eyes, "Ever since I convinced her to have sex about 3 months ago, dude..... She can't stop. I running my end man." Ace teased more, "A~HA! Little miss 'Never before' is now little miss 'I want More'. Hehehe." Zoro smacked Ace in the back of the head and went out the door.

Luffy finished his Coke. "*huhhh*" Ace looked at Luffy, "Don't sweat it man, she love you, 3 years is to much for a none married couple to lose their feeling's for each other now. Married, yeah you guys would be done, there's just something about that ring that makes people crazy. You know a none married couple has more sex WEEKLY than a married couple that's only been married for 2 months. TWO MONTHS! You realize all the humping missed when you put the 'ball-n-chain' on for less than a full menstrual cycle?! It's bullshit man. Utter bullshit."

Luffy was a little unsettled by Ace's babbling, he always rambled about useless information. He used Wikipedia way too damn much. "Ok.... I really don't care. I give a shit more about Michael Jackson's death and all the jokes about Elvis kicking his ass and Farah Faucet wish the world be safe for kids and then he died. I care much more about those than your 'boundless' fucking well of information." Ace sarcastically chuckled, "Well don't let me keep you. Go do whatever the hell you do to get in Nami's pants again andback in her good graces." Luffy smiled and nodded, "See ya bro."

Luffy went into his room and picked up his cell phone. He called the number of the local radio station, 112.3: The Gold Station. It was the station Luffy and Nami were listing to on their first date, when they first kissed, when the first fought, when they first broke up, and when they first made love. It was the best thing their town had. Anyone in the city could come by live and ask questions, or give requests. They could come and promote anything, form a small band gig to a debuting company. That radio station was the voice of the people. There was this one show, ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday that went from 10 a.m to 11 p.m. It was hosted by the owners of the building, Roger and Rieghly. They were two really old guys who were home town legends. Rieghly went from a plummer's son to an executive director of a televisions company. The company was buying off people's houses and pretty much ruining people's lives for shit they didn't need buildings, and financial schemes crippled the city's economy. Rieghly brought them down form the inside out, he had 6.9 gigabytes of evidence of the illegality of the company's 'activities'. He became a hero in the town.

Roger was a little opposite. He was a football star that made pro. He became one of the highest paid athletes for 5 years in a row. Two super bowl rings and 3 MVP awards. After he retired at 31, he donated over half of his football pension to people across his home town. This caused the city to be noticed on a national scale as one of the greatest cities to live in. The town grew and developed immensely in 10 years.

12 years ago, Roger and Rieghly were both 42. The two childhood friends had both become icons to the people of their city. They decided to give the town one more gift from there success. They bought the radio tower and created Gold Radio. For those 3 days, for 13 straight hours each day, Roger and Rieghly gave the people the greatest thing in the world: freedom of expression. Anything the people wanted, Roger and Rieghly gave it to them. Their station was almost plugged 7 times by the FCC. They were banned by 3 different broadcasting towers across the tri-state area. That was the best thing in the world to Luffy and his friends. They went over to the station every day to hang out with Roger and Rieghly every day since he was 16. He was 22 now.

Last year, Roger died at age 54 under unknown causes. Some say it was a heart attack, others said it was medical problem. It was a devastating blow to the town regardless. Luffy and friends attended the funeral, he, Ace and Zoro were pallbearers. It rained that day too. 2 weeks later, Rieghly sold the station and building. He didn't want to do anything any more. He best friend and practically brother died, everything else was shit. Some douche bag executive bought it and now it's a sham of its former glory. No one could come down to the station anymore and they barely talked to anybody. All they did was talk about stupid shit they thought was funny, or about their personal crap. It was bullshit.

Luffy had hated it since Roger died, but he knew any time he and Nami fought and she left to her sister's house, she would be listing. He called the station and put in an apology request and waited for it to play on the radio..... "Well we have a song request form one of our listeners, Monkey D Luffy wanting to apologize to his girlfriend Nami for their fight earlier today...." ("Here it goes.") Luffy thought. "But hey, I doubt she's listing man, and if you screwed up she probably doesn't want you back, so I'm just gonna skip that and go to something I like." Luffy was outraged, "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Ace came into his room," I was listing to the radio and heard what that guy said. He's a dick!" Luffy got up, got the keys to his car and went outside. Ace tried to stop him. "Luffy wait! You can't go back down there, this will be you 3rd assault charge on that guy! You do this they'll put you in jail and you face the FCC on defacing the broadcast network. Don't do this!" Luffy got into his car, "I beat the shit out of that guy for dissing Roger and Rieghly, I'm gonna teach him that this town isn't a bunch of losers. The fucking company put some out of town jackass on OUR radio and he sits there in his damn sound room and disses us all! I'm tired of it! No one listens to the radio in town any more! They've ruined Roger and Rieghly's dream! I'm not standing down any more!" Ace looked at Luffy, "I'm coming with you," he rolled his eyes and got in the car. The drove off toward the station.

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A squeaky, rat of a man with purple hair was on the air of the radio station. "This is Spandam saying, If you don't like me, what you gonna do about it? Haha! Well I'm going on break now and I hope you're listing when I get back." "And we're off." "Thank GOD! Jeez I hate this fucking town, a bunch of losers live here." Spandam got up and opened the door, "The biggest looser of all is that Luffy ki-"

*WHAM!!!*

Luffy decked Spandam, "W-w-what the hell!!?" Ace squatted down to Spandam's level, "You're canceled asshole." He grinned wide. Luffy went over to the mic and turned the 'On Air' button. "HEY! Everybody listening out there, I'm Monkey D Luffy and if you've heard anything form this radio in the last 7 years, you know who I am!" Across the city and in distant towns and vehicles in the tri-state area, Luffy could be heard. News spread insanely fast that he was on. Taking the station hostage. "I am so goddamn tired of this bullshit this company calls a radio station! You all remember Roger and Rieghly?!?! They gave all they could for this station. They loved the people of our city. They gave us all we asked of them and more. I for one am done taking this shit lying down any longer!" People were trying to get in but Ace held the door. "Hurry up! Make your point!" "This station use to be a symbol of our hopes and dreams. We wanted something for the world to know, we came here. Now with this new shitty company our ideals don't even matter worth a FUCK!" Around the city people were agreeing with everything Luffy was saying. "I'm not finished I'll get arrested for this. SO WHAT!?! I'll get out and fight this censored bullshit THEY call a radio station!" The door busted down and Ace and Luffy were arrested. But the damage had already been done. People had begun to realize that freedom of speech and expression was severely needed in any society. And now a voice had been made to represent it, Luffy's.

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Luffy and Ace sat in holding at the local jail. An officer walked past their cell, "Hahaha! I got to admit, you two gave one hell of a show when we tried to arrest you guys. But I agree with what ya'll were saying in there, and I hope ya'll can get out of here and do something about it." Ace and Luffy weakly smiled. They were holding ice packs, Ace had 3, 2 on his stomach and 1 on his head. Luffy had 2, one on his crotch, and one he was sitting on, on his ass. Zoro walked in the police station with a worried look on his face. When he saw Ace and Luffy he sighed in relief, then quickly had an annoyed expression on his face. "You dumbfucks! What's the matter with you two!?" Ace sheepishly grinned, "Oh, so you heard huh?" Zoro snorted, "Heard!? I saw it!" Luffy and Ace looked at each other with an excited grin on each's face. "I told you there were cameras Luffy! Zoro! What did you see!??" Zoro grinned and rolled his eyes, "Typical. Of course the 'Chaos' Brothers would say that."

{Flashback to Luffy and Ace's arrest}

Luffy and Ace were being dragged out of the building, "HEY! GET THE FUCK OFF ME! I KNOW MY RIGHTS AND I DON'T THINK IT INVOLVES 3 TO 5 GUYS TOUCHING BEHIND ME WERE I CAN'S FUCKING SEE THEM! I'M NOT IN STATE PRISON YET!!!" Luffy was kicking and screaming, just like last time. Ace on the other hand was calm, quite, then... he kicked one guy in the shin, one in the nuts."

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Zoro looked at Ace, "You kicked a cop in the shin and one in the nuts." Ace smirked, "Then you ran and the black cop stopped you."

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Ace ran but in a few seconds a large black cop tackled the living shit out of Ace up to against a wall, hitting his head. Then Ace fell to the ground.

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"Then they tasered you."

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The black cop pulled out a taser gun. Ace looked in fear, "W-wait, wait, wait, wait, d-don't- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGAHGHAGHGHAHAGHAHGAHGAHG!!!" they shot Ace with the taser gun and Ace twitched wildly like a fish out of water. Then he rolled over in pain, emitting a hi-pitched wail that sounded like a retard crying, "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

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Ace looked at Luffy, "HAHA! Told you they filmed that! Pay up!" Luffy rolled his eyes. He pulled out a 5 from his wallet and gave it to Ace. Zoro looked at Luffy now, "And you...... trying to jump over a car hood in hand-cuffs, really? You had to know that wasn't going to end well." Luffy sheepishly shrugged his shoulders.

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Luffy got out of the police men's hands and tried to jump the hood of a police car, like dukes of hazard. He made it half way without hands to help him balance, he slid down and hit a parking pole.... right between the legs. As he sat there in pain all the cops went "Oooowwwwww!" One cop, must have been a rookie, panicked and shot Luffy....... in left ass cheek. "HOLLY SHIT!!!!!!!"

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Luffy looked at Ace with a wide smiled, "The got the ass shot on tape to bro." He almost sung the last part. Ace huffed and pulled out another 5 and gave it and Luffy's 5 back to him. Zoro snorted, "10 bucks. That's as high as you went on this? I'm shocked." Ace looked at him, "Excuse me if I was still a little groggy from the taser to place a high bet on my public humiliation." Luffy agreed, "Yeah, sorry a cared about my ass with a bullet in it too much." Zoro shook his head, "Whatever." "We have bet going to see if the footage will make 'Cops'. 250 to the winner." Zoro chuckled, "That's more like it."

A cop came to their cell, "Alright Mr. Portgas, you're free to go." Ace looked at Luffy, then they both looked at Zoro, "Look I'm sorry man, they won't let me bail you Luf, You got court with the FCC board in 4 days. We'll be there for you all the way." Ace slowly walked out, the bags of ice still on his stomach. Luffy looked down, "Zoro, Ace." Zoro and Ace looked at him, "Get the gang to come alright,.... especially Nami." He looked at them, "I got a plan." Zoro nodded. He and Ace went ot his car.

Outside the police station Zoro got in his car and Ace got in the back. In the front passenger's side was a 20 year old girl with long blue hair. Ace smirked and leaned in towards the girl, "Ooohhh. Vivi I presume, "Zoro-san" here has told us SO MUCH about you, little miss 'I want More'. Heheh." Vivi's eyes widen with fear, "Miss WHAT!?" Zoro elbowed Ace in the face. "So Ace.... how's your wounds?" Ace was leaning back now holding his nose, he could only muffle his words, "T-they're fine.... why do you ask? Ow." Zoro smiled and looked at Vivi, "Oh, just wondering buddy."

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Nami was folding clothes at her sister Nojiko's house. Someone knocked on the door and she answered, she sighed heavily in anger at whom it was. "He Nami," Zoro said. Nami turned away and went back to her clothes, "Go away Zoro, I'm not going to see him." Zoro grinned a small grin, "So.... you watch the news?"

"Yes." She was both yelling this and saying it quietly, still not looking a Zoro a she continued to fold her clothes.

Zoro looked at her, "You listen to the radio?"

She stopped folding clothes and stood there with her back still turned, "Yes..." this was purely quite.

Zoro grinned a little bigger, "You know, I was JUST getting out of the car with Vivi to go see a movie when I heard that guy talk about Luffy. I knew as soon as he said those words.... Luffy would be down there in a matter of minutes. It wasn't even that that guy dissed him, Luffy hates when the radio ignores it's people, he would go down there and beat the shit out of that guy for anybody he dissed. Especially if it's about apologizing to his gi-"

"I know Zoro." Nami cut him off. She sounded depressed and frustrated. Zoro looked at her suspiciously, "You and Luffy always 'break up'. Then you get back together and have so much make up sex Ace and I have to leave the house just to get sleep..... What was it this time?" Nami huffed, "Nothing.... I just..... can't take him anymore."

Zoro frowned, "Nami... you can tell me."

She stood there for a minute, "............. I'm pregnant......."

Zoro almost fainted, it was pure shock, "........... Uh............... uh............. D-d-d-does Luffy know?"

Nami practically busted into tears, "Yeah right! Like I'd tell him! He probably would freak out and kick me to the fucking curb! He couldn't handle shit worth anything! What makes you think he could cope with this bullshit!?!?" She looked at Zoro tears streaming down her face, she cupped her hands over her mouth, not wanting her wails of sadness to be heard.

Zoro looked a little over taken by it all, "Nami.... you should know by NOW Luffy wouldn't do anything to hurt you. I'm sure he would freak out about a kid, but only because he would be so damn happy."

Nami looked at Zoro though her tears, "Really?" Zoro shook his head, "It's Luffy, just cause he acts like a dumbass doesn't mean shit. He's got the heart of a motherfucker, I mean well not an ACTUAL 'mother-fucker'..... I mean.... now that your pregnant, technically he IS a mother-fucker, but, that's not what I........... Fuck. You know what I mean. What he said last night on the radio proved it." Nami giggled a little, "Yeah... but..." Zoro came up to her, "He wants you at his hearing in 2 days..... Will you come?" Nami dried up her tears, "Yes." Zoro smiled and he left Nami to herself. Nami held her stomach and started to think of the best time to tell her boyfriend, he was a father.

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The day of the hearing.

All of Luffy's friends showed up for him. Sanji, the 24 year old owner of his own restaurant. Usopp, the 21 year old computer genius, he is allegedly on the FBI's most wanted hackers in the U.S. list. Robin the 26 year old secretary of the radio station, she had been there since she was 18, she was also Rieghly's niece. Franky, 35 year old bouncer and local celebrity body guard. Ace, Zoro and Vivi were there too. Nami came in with Nojiko just when the hearing started.

"All in court, we are here to examine Luffy D. Monkey, for his crimes of assault on an employee of the FCC and defacing radio. How does the defendant plead?" The board leader Sengoku asked. "Super.... Not Fucking guilty." The crowd started mumbling and talking at Luffy's response. "Order! Quite! Mr. Luffy, I ask you NOT to use such language." Luffy looked at Sengoku, "You know what? How bout you guys listen to what I have to say." Sengoku looked at him, "And why would we do that?" Luffy smirked, "Why would I care what you do?" The crowd mumbled again, "OREDER! Well Mr. Luffy you seem to be a BRAT with a plan, you may proceed. Brash ignorance always amuses me." Luffy continued to smirk. "I give you stiff assholes a deal. You let me go, I make an underground radio station using only my blood sweat and tears. No financial backup or sponsorship, my own money and hand outs if people give it to me. If I can get THREE times the ratings of your shitty station in one month,.... you shut down you jurisdiction in MY town and you leave the radio to me. Someone who loves radio for what it was meant to be. The tower of freedom of speech and expression. If not..... you can throw me into any jail you want for as long as you want." The crowd in the building up roared. Luffy's friends all acted as if they knew Luffy would do this. Except for Nami, who was mortified, her baby's daddy could go to prison!

Sengoku didn't try to silence the court this time, he just sat there and smiled at Luffy, "Interesting indeed Mr. Luffy......................... You have a deal." The crowd erupted in cheers. Luffy was released of his hand cuffs, "Oh.... and to make sure you guys are on the same page on how I feel." Luffy go on top of the defendant's desk. He flipped of the board and pulled his pants down. He turned around and mooned the FCC board. Everyone was shocked, even his friends. Sengoku just stood back in anger, then he gave Luffy an evil smirk. Luffy pulled his pants back up and walked out the room with his friends.

"LUFFY! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?" Nami was a ballistic, Luffy just grinned at her being there. "Nami! I'm glad you came." "SHUT UP! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID?!!?"

"I mooned some assholes with mine, so what?"

"SO WHAT!? DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU-"

As they opened the door, crowds of news people and camera men were there. "Hey ass boy! What were you thinking back there!?!"

"What are you plans now?!? Are you really going to make an underground radio station!?!"

Nami smacked Luffy in the back of the head, "Everything you just did in there was filmed. LIVE!"

Luffy realized this, "Oh............. my bad."

"Luffy!" One reporter shouted, "How are you going to pull off such a feat as you are trying?!?!"

Luffy looked at them all, they silenced to hear him speak, "You'll see, I'm here to make a point. And I'll do it with 'Suck It!' Radio!"

To be Continued.......

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