heyy you guys, this is a story about when the cullens play truth or dare:sing yo booty off edition. i hope you laugh....:)=

edward: say it

me(rayche):no

edward:say it

me:no

edward: i will dazzle you into it...

me:you would not!!

edward: *dazzles* rayche...for me?

me: huuuu huuuu eh ehehe ffffrrrr i dont own twilight or any of the songs used

bella's pov

mmmm...i love the way he smells....like sunshine and honeysuckle...mmmmm

"what's on your mind love?" he asked.

"you..."

"what about-" he was cut off by one of the highest voices i have ever heard.

"BELLA&EDWARD STOP THE ROMANCE AND GET YOUR BEHINDES IN THE LIVING ROOM!! BRING NESSIE!!!" emmett screched.

"what the hell doe's he want?" i asked.

"i dont know he keeps thinking about michael jackson going to hogwarts".

".........."

woah he must have been hit by that bear REALLY hard before he was changed, i thought as i walked down the stair's.

i sat down on the loveseat with edward, nessie cuddled between us.

emmett was standing in front of a kareoke machine, and a hat with slips of paper in it..oh god what is he up to now.

the rest of the family was on the couch, looking scared...apart from alice who looked like she was having an evilgasm.

this cant be good....

"hello my family, jacob, i have asked you all down here to play a game, this game is a very special game for i myself have made it". uhhhhohhhhh

"now do you want to learn to play or what???!!!!" he said in a very girly voice.

"okay, but one question first." my edward said.

"will my child be harmed in any of this? or scared for life? or i dont know....

HAVE HER YOUTHFUL INNOCENCE DISRUPTED???"

"relax eddie boy, stop getting your..*glances at nessie* disco stick in a knot, and listen!"

"momma whats a disco stick?" my 3 year old child asked me. Everyone started laughing, but this was FAR from funny!!

"we will tell you later pumsie" edward said while looking highly uncomterble.

"the game is called truth or dare: sing yo booty off edition! each of us will dare the other a song to sing, if the person choose's truth they will pick a song from the hat. got it?" we nodded as he looked to jasper.

"jazzy, truth or dare?" jasper thought for a minute then said

"dare" emmett got a look of evil in his eyes, wrong choice bubba.

"i dare you to sing....."

did you like it? what do you want emmett to make jasper sing? this is my first fan fic and i would really really like some reviews...il give you giggles if you click the button!!!!

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