Kay, one thing I MUST get off my chest before you read this, I did NOT think up this pairing! It came to me in a DREAM, and I decided to type it up! LET THE FLAAAAME BEGIIIIIN!

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The blonde stepped into the bathroom, fully aware of the fact that he was in the same room with the naked Hyuga. He was overwhelmed with the heat coming from the running shower, and couldn't keep himself from smirking at the sound of the other man's off-key singing. He took in the view he got from the other side of the curtain, the man's silhouette moving along with the beat of the song he was singing, hips swaying slightly. Deidara's smirk broke into a full-on grin. This would be fun.

He took another step forward, making sure to stay silent as he de-clothed himself. He reached up and tugged at his hair band, letting his thick blonde hair fall around his shoulders. Pausing to look in the fogged-up mirror, he smirked at himself again. He looked hot.

Neji's singing got a bit louder. Awesome. He had hit the chorus. Deidara knew his moment to step in the shower with his lover would be any word now, but which line would he choose?

Figuring he'd just have fun, he took another step forward and grabbed curtain, and, in one quick motion, tore it quickly to the side, causing Neji to scream, his hands moving from his lathered hair to cover his private area.

Deidara laughed.

Neji did not.

In fact, Neji took his revenge on Deidara by roughly grabbing his shoulders and shaking him. "What the hell?! Why did you do that? Why do you ALWAYS do that?!"

Deidara only smirked and backed him into the wall of the shower, leaning forward to capture his lips in a wet, warm kiss. Neji fought back for about ten seconds before finally kissing him back, his grip on his shoulders loosening and moving to tangle his fingers in the blonde's hair as the water rushed over them. Deidara smirked against his lips. He loved what he did to this boy.

The rest of it passed by in a blur, the two of them moving from a standing position to their bodies entwined on the floor. Neji clawing at Deidara's shoulders, screaming his name. Deidara collapsing on top of his lover for a bit before slowly standing. Neji being lifted and carried to the bed, Deidara climbing in after him. Seconds later, the two were in each other's arms again, both exhausted, Deidara enjoying the smell of Neji's strawberry shampoo.

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Kay, you see? I have weird dreams. Hope you enjoyed, favorite and review!