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CHAPTER 1: PREPARATIONS

(with da wizards)

"I do not get what you mean Dumbledore! We already have enough security!" shouted Cornelius Fudge, minister of magic. "Besides , hiring ninjas is ,like, AM I MADE OF MONEY!!!!???"

"Of course you aren't, Cornelius, I can see your flesh," Dumbledore replied. "but just to be safe than sorry-"

"OKAY!!!!DO WHAT YOU WANT!!!"

"Excellent," said Dumbledore.

(with Lady Tsunade)

Dear Lady Fifth of Konoha,

I may not be introduced, however, I am and was a friend of your sensei. I come to you in need of 3-4 brave and skilled shinobi of age 14 to bodyguard a boy named Harry Potter and the other students of the school I headmaster, Hogwarts School of Magic. Harry's parents were killed by a dangerous dark wizard named Lord Voldemort (you-know-who to the wizarding world).This year, a legendary event will be hosted at Hogwarts, the Triwizard Tournament(more information on the upcoming tournament is included on the second piece of paper)and foreign wizards will be poring into Hogwarts and it will be the perfect chance for Voldemort to attack Harry as he attempted several times. Also, there will be the finals of the 428th Quidditch World Cup(information also on the second piece of paper)which gives Voldemort an extra chance to assassinate Harry. Hope to see your selectives soon,

Albus Percival Wilfric Brian Dumbledore

P.S. the payment will be high.

Tsunade stared at the letter. Who should she send?

Knockknockknock.

A man in a jöninvest with gravity defying silver hair walked into the room, reading a book called 'Icha-Icha Paradise'. Tsunade smiled. She had found her selectives.

"Get over here you perverted scarecrow!" she ordered. "Gather team 7!They're off to a long mission- and so are you!" she added threatening as Kakashi tried to escape her office before she sent him on a mission too.

(meanwhile….)

Two men were strolling around Little Hangleton , around the mysterious Riddle House. They wore identical black robes with red clouds. They stopped outside the door. One man took out a large, great sword , otherwise known as the Samehada and smashed down the door. Quietly, the twosome slipped in and headed upstairs, towards the dancing flames of a grate fire.

(with Frank Bryce)

Frank Bryce stopped in front of the Riddle House, staring at it's smashed door. He went upstairs to where he earlier saw the flames and gasped: there were several men inside.

"Do you mean Harry Potter? "Said a high, cold voice. "No," said a dark, scratchy voice. Then the man with the scratchy voice said a name, which Frank didn't catch. He stuck a finger in his ear to clear earwax. Then a politely menacing voice said-"Itachi, throw in pinky-pie, you know, to avenge Sasori. Plus the jinchuriki. That's gotta make Pain proud"

Then the high cold voice said: "I accept, hush now, I san hear Nagini…"Frank jumped. Hissing into the room was a humongous snake. Meanwhile, the man with the high voice starting making slithery, eerie hissing noises and the snake was hissing back.

This man can talk to snakes…Frank thought. The man with the menacing voice confirmed Frank correct: " Hey, you can talk to snakes, Itachi, could Orochimaru do that?" Then - "Nagini tells me that there's an old muggle outside listening to our conversation." The high voice said.

There was a scraping of chairs and a small man with watery eyes appeared at the door. "Step aside, Wormtail, let me give our guest a proper greeting. Avada Kadavra!"

As Frank Bryce fell, 800 miles away, a boy named Harry Potter awoke, gasping.

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