Slayers Storm

Disclaimer: I do not own Storm Hawks or Slayers. If I did own both, it would make an awesome show.

Introduction

"Hi, I'm Xelloss!"

"And I'm Arygyn!"

"And we're here to introduce you to Slayers Storm!" Both Skeelur and Trickster posed in flamboyant ways.

"In case you're wondering what Slayers Storm is," Arygyn said as he broke the fourth wall, "It is a drabble/one-shot series that combines both Slayers and Storm Hawks into one big crossover."

"That's right, Arygyn," Xelloss replied, "In order to focus on her other stories that don't involve me or the other Slayers, the authoress has created this to explore her ideas of a Slayers/Storm Hawks universe. Some of these will be connected, some aren't, and the rest… Well, that is a secret." He then wagged his trademark finger.

Arygyn smirked. "And since we're from both shows, we're hosting this intro-!"

"HOLD IT!"

Both of them stopped and looked over at whoever yelled that. Not oddly enough, it was Lina Inverse. "Why are you guys hosting this thing? Aren't you forgetting someone in all this?"

The two both paused and thought about it, before Arygyn answered her question. "Well, we tried getting that Wizer fellow to get in on the act. But he sounded busy with figuring out a way to frame you."

Lina slapped her head at both his unawareness and making a joke about the question. "I meant me! I'm the main character in one of the shows! Why wasn't I been considered to host the introduction in the first place?"

"Because you'll probably hog all the attention," said a mysterious voice as the three now turned to see Master Cyclonis, the big bad boss of Storm Hawks. "Knowing you, you'll probably bash your co-host and steal the spotlight for yourself. That and the authoress thought you weren't host material."

"What?" Lina glared at Cyclonis, who by now had started to walk away in order to do other things. Furiously, the sorceress began to give chase. "Hey! Hey! Don't you dare walk away! I'm not finish!"

Just near the chase, Gourry was speaking with Aerrow and luckily, he was doing a good job of not saying anything stupid. "Wow, so you guys can fly all the time on your world without magic?"

"Yea, though it's not in the same method as the spells on your world," Aerrow said to Gourry, "We have to ride on vehicles called skimmers that are powered by crystals."

"Skimmer, huh?" Gourry muttered while thinking about something else. "So… You ride on bugs?" The sky knight looked over at Radarr who was sitting on his shoulder. The co-pilot shrugged. He didn't know how to respond to that either.

Meanwhile, Amelia was with Finn, who was in all-out-flirt mode. "So… You're a princess, huh? You know if you don't already have a prince, I'll be one."

Strangely enough, she wasn't offended by his offer. "Why, thank you for the proposal," she said while smiling. "But I kinda have someone that I already like." That definitely shattered the sharp-shooter's coolness.

"What? You're already married?" Yes, he got information on how royalty courted from Fairy Tales and Disney movies. Strange how they only mentioned get together and wedding and not the stuff that happened in between.

"Well, we're not exactly married…" Amelia then held up a picture of Zelgadis. "But he is nice and his skin looks cool." Finn just stared at the picture, not sure of what to make of it.

"… Okay, I'm not going to judge if you're into that kind of stuff, okay?" Amelia sweatdropped. She thought that Finn might have been thinking the wrong kind of relationship with her Chimera friend.

Piper suddenly walked over and gave the sharpshooter a harsh look. "Finn, I think she's into his character, something that you lack."

Finn looked at her and replied, "Hey, I have plenty of character! And at least I'm trying! You still didn't tell Aerrow that you have a crush on him." Piper instantly blush bright red. How does he always find a way to rile her up?

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Stop! Friends shouldn't fight!" Amelia shouted, going into full justice mode, "Friends should stand together against the forces of evil and injustice!" She soon rambled on about peace, love, and virtue, leaving both Piper and Finn dumbfounded. They didn't get why she would start a speech over them fighting.

"… Something tells me Amelia is giving a speech at this moment," Zelgadis said before drinking his coffee. He then looked over at Stork who wasn't going to have coffee because of the caffeine in it. (He says that caffeine attracts mind worms.) "I can't believe how I am still traveling with them."

"Yea… From what you told me, I'm surprised that you're even alive." The merb took a sip of his pure germ-free water. "Of course, they're still not as irritating as my own team mates."

"What makes you say tha-?" Before Zel could finish his sentence, an explosion was heard from behind the two. They quickly turned to see Junko walking out of a room, covered in soot.

The wallop coughed before apologizing, "Sorry, Stork. I think I broke special Auto-monoti-something thingie." He then held what used to be Stork's special gadget. The merb looked back at Zelgadis with a face that said, "One of these days…"

Now back with Lina and Cyclonis, the sorceress finally caught up with the empress brat and giving her the torment of her life. However, Cyclonis wasn't fazed by Lina's torment, even if the headlock she was in was a little tight.

"Say it!"

"No."

"Say it!"

"No."

"Say I'm host material!"

"You're not."

Meanwhile, the three Cyclonian commanders were watching the commotion with freaked-out faces. The never seen a sight like this; Master Cyclonis being torture by someone her own size (or a little bit bigger). Anyway, they were watching and staying out of the mess until Ravess suggested, "Brother dear, do you think you should try to break them up and rescue Cyclonis?"

Snipe looked at his sister before looking back at the mess. Afterwards, he looked back at his sister, answering, "No way, I think that redhead has cooties."

"… Don't you mean rabies, Snipe?" Dark Ace was examining the fight a little more and he noticed that the sorceress was a bit crazy to be any normal being.

Snipe looked at the Dark Ace with a clarification look on his face. "No, it's cooties. It's like girls' rabies." The black-haired man slapped his face. As much as he would like to explain to the idiot how wrong he was, he had better things to do. Bravely, he walked over to the fight, ready for anything that could happen.

Once there, he looked at Master Cyclonis with his usually smug face. "Need any help, Master Cyclonis?" She looked back at him with her own usually face, the "I don't care" one.

"No thank you. This is actually quite relaxing." Even though it hurt her a lot, she was trying to hide the pain from being in that position. "Besides, I think she'll tired herself out before she realizes that she is not cute."

"NOT CUTE!" Lina threw Cyclonis at the Dark Ace and prepared herself for a speech about herself. "Look at this! These cute eyes!" She fluttered her eyes. "This sweet smile!" She smiled her trademark smile. "This delightful personality!" Okay, maybe that's a bit too far. "I am the model of cute and appealing! Now, I ask you what you think is non-appealing about me?" This time, everyone stared at her in awkward silence, not sure of what to answer. Luckily or unluckily, Gourry didn't know the meaning of the word "rhetorical".

"You're flat?"

There were murmurs of agreements from the others, raising Lina's rage meter up to dangerous levels. She was now in Overdrive mode and that meant bad things. Good thing the actual hosts were at a safe distance or else this could get messy.

"FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL! FIREBALL! DRAGON SLAVE!"

Both Arygyn and Xelloss watched the carnage from Lina's spell barrage. From their point of view, they saw a bunch of explosions with a very nice mushroom cloud at the very end. Turning back to the audience, Xelloss said, "Well, sorry for that folks. We hope you'll enjoy the rest of what's to come."

"Indeed, we are already up to five stories, including this one. So, hope you'll have a good day now. Be glad that Lina hasn't set you on fire!" Arygyn added. And so, the two hosts waved good-bye ending off this introduction.

Authors Notes:

Yes, in order to keep me on track, I am doing a drabble/one-shot series crossover on Slayers and Storm Hawks. Again, I really want to see these two come together in some epic story plot. But since I already have another epic story plot coming (and I have too many ideas for this to make one coherent story), I'm turning this into a non-linear drabble series. Besides, I think it's high time that I made one, right?

This following rant is old, but it's kinda needed. Why do I think these series go together you may ask? Well, for starters, if you watch the two series more closely, you can notice a few elements that are common for both Storm Hawks and Slayers. In fact, Atmos could be like one of the four worlds that L-sama created; leaning towards Death Fog's. Also, think of the majority of pairings that the two series combine can make. For example, there could be a Harrier/Syphiel and a Snipe/Naga.

Also, with this offer, you'll be getting two new stories along with Never Cross a Sorceress and The Debate. They'll be in-between so you'll be able to get them. And plenty more will be coming soon.

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