The Bishonen Fan Club

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. At all. But it's a fabulous story anyways! XD

I was struck with inspiration! I'm still not sure how long this is going to be, but probably not a novel. Enjoy!

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Naruto sigh, stands up, and stretches. He reaches up and throws off his hokage hat, scratching the bright blond hair underneath it. He glares down at all the paperwork he has to do, then at the pile he had already done. He sighs again, and turns to stare out the window.

He smiles. This was why he wanted to become Hokage. From this window he could see everything in the village. His village. He could see and protect everyone and everything and just the same, they would always know where to find him. He was Naruto Uzumaki, the 6th Hokage of Konoha and he was damned proud of it!

Suddenly there is a knock on the door. He panics, thinking it's Tsunade to yell at him, and quickly sits down and pulls eight papers in front of him to make it look like he was doing work. When he peeks up from pretending he sighs and mutters,

"Good, it isn't granny Tsunade to give me more work."

Sai smiles at him as he walks forward holding what looks like a mission report. Naruto takes and just tosses it in the pile he was going to do later. Sai laughs.

"How's it going Hokage?"

Naruto makes a face. "Booooring! Not like I want someone to attack the village or anything but a little excitement couldn't hurt. How was the mission?"

"I got back just in time." Sai answers as he stands up. "I'm going to a meeting as soon as I change clothes."

Naruto's curiosity is peaked. He raises an eyebrow and asks, "What meeting?"

"A club Sakura and Karin started. The Bishonen Fan club. She was begging me to go to this meeting earlier and I just said yes because I didn't have anything else to do."

Naruto huffs and rolls his eyes. "You would get invited. Bishonen Fan club... What next?"

Sai smiles and mutters, "Well, anyways, see you later Naruto."

Naruto waves angrily as Sai closes the door, leaving Naruto to fume about the club. He stands up and begins pacing while thinking,

A Bishie club? What the hell? Let me guess, Sasuke and Sai and Neji are in it? Guh, girls are so frustrating. Dammit! I wanna know what they talk about in a bishonen club!

Suddenly the door is thrown open and in walks Kiba looking cheery.

"Yo, Naruto. Wassup?"

Naruto pounces on him.

"Kiba! Did you hear about this Bishonen club Sakura-chan started!?"

He looks startled then he scratches the back of his head and mutters, "A bishonen club? What's that?"

Naruto throws up his hands and yells, "A stupid club where a bunch of dumb fangirls sit around and drool over all the pretty boys in Konoha! And then we, the regular looking guys, get left in the dirt!"

Kiba scowls. "Seriously? That sucks!"

"I know!" Naruto exclaims.

There is a moment of silence then Naruto gets a twinkle in his eye and mutters, "So... what should we do about it?"

Kiba smiles back but then looks around Naruto at his paper covered desk and raises an eyebrow. He points to it and says,

"Naruto, you're Hokage, remember? Do you really have time to go and spy on dumbass girls drooling over fags?"

Naruto sighs then gets a bright idea and makes a clone. He sends it over to the desk then high fives Kiba as they jump out the window.

On their way to the meeting place, which Naruto assumed would be at Karin's house, they come across a rather depressed looking Rock Lee. They stop and Naruto places a hand on Lee's shoulder as he asks,

"What's wrong, Lee?"

Rock Lee sighs and hangs his head. "I got rejected by Sakura again a few minutes ago."

Naruto sighs as well. "I know how that feels... Hey! Cheer up! Come with us! We're going to go spy on a meeting the girls are having. It's a club for bishies but it'll still be funny!"

Rock Lee looks torn and thoughtful. "Well, I don't usually condone spying but... I bet i'll get some tips about how to woo Sakura!"

Naruto helps him up then hits him lightly on the back as he says, "There you go buddy! Now let's go bust into their meeting."

Suddenly they hear a voice behind them. "Ehem... And where are we going Lord Hokage?"

Naruto cringes and turns around to face an annoyed looking Kakashi and Yamato. Kakashi has his arms crossed and is tapping his foot as he waits for Naruto's answer.

Naruto rubs the back of his head then suddenly yells, "RUN FOR IT GUYS!"

He turns around with Kiba and Rock Lee and tries to make a run for it but he barely gets a foot when he feels a hand grab onto the back of his jacket, holding him in the spot. He turns around and looks into the glaring eye of Kakashi. He looks next to him and sees that Yamada had gotten Kiba and Lee as well. Kakashi leans down and asks clearly,

"Now, what kind of trouble are you getting into?"

"No trouble! Honest! We just, um..." Naruto mutters.

"We're going to go spy on Sakura's bishie club! I'm sorry sensei's!" Rock Lee bursts out.

Naruto and Kiba shoot glares at him but he just gives them weak smiles in return. Kakashi and Yamato exchange a glance and raised eyebrow.

"You skipped out on Hokage duties to go spy on fangirls?" Yamato asks incredulously.

"I didn't skip out! I left a clone!" Naruto yells as Kakashi releases him.

"Really?" the silver haired man asks. "That's actually fairly smart of you."

"I am hokage you know!" Naruto retorts.

Kakashi pats the top of his head even though Naruto is almost as tall as him now. He smiles then asks,

"So... a bishie club? Who's in it?"

"All I know is Sakura and Karin, but I'm sure there's more." Naruto answers, looking thoughtful.

Suddenly Kiba speaks up. "Hm... now that I think about it, Hinata said something about going to a meeting this morning. She was blushing and everything. You don't think she would be in the bishie club do you!?"

Naruto shrugs. "If she is I bet someone dragged her there. Like Ino or something! Oh I know she's in it! She used to be Sasuke's biggest fan."

"Yeah, Ino's going to that stupid bishie meeting." a voice suddenly says from a few feet away. They all turn to see Shikamaru and Choji walking towards them.

"Hey Shika!" Naruto calls out and waves. "You wanna come spy on them with us?"

Shikamaru gives him a pitying look then sighs. "That's so troublesome. Besides, I'm going to meet Temari."

"Oh, is she in town?" Naruto asks.

"Yes. I would have thought you'd know. Gaara came with her."

"Gaara's in town?" Lee asks. "We should go say hi."

Kiba waves a hand at him. "Yeah, yeah we will after we go spy."

"Right!" Naruto says as he gets a determined look on his face. He glances at Choji and asks, "Hey, you wanna come with us?"

"Naw." he answers. "I don't really care if the girls like me or like some fancy boys. I'm going to get a snack."

"Suit yourself." Kiba says with a shrug and he elbows Naruto. They start to walk away and they notice Yamato and Kakashi following them. Naruto turns around and asks,

"A- are you guys coming too?"

They both shrug. "Sounds like it could be interesting."

They make their way to Karin's house then come across a few problems.

First, Kakashi mentions that Karin has the ability to sense chakra. She would sense them coming from a mile away. Second, they couldn't find anywhere in her house where they could sit and watch while being able to hear at the same time.

"I think I've got an idea..." Yamato sensei says with a sigh. The others smile as he makes a few hand signs and they can begin their in depth reporting on Konoha's brand new Bishonen Fan Club!

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First chapter! It's going to get less crackish, i promise. Lots of different pairings as well. You'll see them when they come, trust me.

Also, about Sasuke and Karin being back... Basically, they just all came back after a while. I don't feel like explaining it. This isn't going to be really deep. It's just a fun story.

Hope you all like it so far! I'll try to update soon!

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