This is a pretty cracky fic. :) Read at your own discretion. There will be a lemon in this chapter and more in later ones as well. Also be aware that the characters may be OOC. There will also be M-Preg included so please don't flame me saying how much you hate M-Preg because I did warn you ahead of time. :P

Pairing: NaruSasu

POV: Sasuke - The POV will change from each chapter. Sasuke is the 1st chapter, Naruto the 2nd, and then Sasuke 3rd, etc. . .

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Sitting on my plush couch, I was relaxing from Naruto's 18th birthday party. That moron deemed it necessary to go straight to the bar before going to his party at Sakura's house and drink sake like it was water. . . or ramen broth. For the most part, it wasn't too bad for me. Since the birthday boy was so slobbering drunk, I didn't have to eat the "cake" the Sakura baked, play juvenile party games, but I did have to drag an idiotic drunk back to his apartment. I wouldn't have minded the last part if he wasn't drunk.

Since I came back from my revenge spree and helped to rebuild Konoha, I've come to care for my old teammates. During this time, I have come to realize that I have always cared for my loudest teammate: Naruto. He's the only one I completely respect and the only one that I have let my guard down around. I'm Naruto's best friend and he is mine.

I let out a gentle smile, one that only Naruto has seen, at the thoughts that swam through my mind. Then I let out a scowl because I knew that my best friend could never return my feelings.

A few months ago, I started to notice the blond in a different light; a more lustful light. It didn't surprise me in the least to find that I was attracted to my male teammate; I was never interested in either sex before. I found that I didn't mind it at all since I found out the truth of my clan after I killed my own brother. I have decided that I don't want the Sharingan line to continue. My bloodline limit has caused too much pain and strife, and I chose to end it. It also didn't surprise me that I was attracted to one of the most powerful shinobi in the village; after all, I am attracted to power, and I have no problem admitting it based on my past.

I let a small sigh escape my lips as I glanced at the clock. It was barely past ten. I might as well go to bed. It was too dark out to train without straining my eyes, and I had nothing better to do.

So, I made my way to my bedroom and stripped down to my boxers. As soon as I slipped under my dark, silky covers, I fell asleep.

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I felt a chilled breeze caress my face. I opened my eyes to see that my window was completely opened. This was how almost every one of my wet dreams involving Naruto started.

Next, he was scheduled to be at the foot of my bed, staring at me with lust clouding his sapphire eyes. I glanced at the foot of the bed.

Check.

There he was, blood red eyes swirling with lust, a slight smirk on his face.

Wait. . .

Blood red eyes? That's a little different. Oh well, let's see what he will do next.

He gently sniffed the air and let out a feral growl, baring sharp, elongated canines. Naruto leaned over the foot of my bed, placing his large, calloused hands on the comforter and slowly crawled up the bed until he was hovering over me.

I raised an eyebrow, silently questioning the fantasy what would happen next.

As quick as lightening, Naruto smashed his lips onto mine. He pierced his lips with his sharp canines to harshly ask permission to explore my mouth. I shockingly opened my mouth, feeling his tongue in and play with mine. My dreams had never hurt before; they were usually just blindingly hot pleasure. That pain from the bite threw me for a loop.

Nevertheless, I gripped his hair, threading my slim fingers through the shaggy, silky strands. The blond let out a feral growl in the midst of ravaging my mouth, causing my body to send sharp sparks of pleasure straight to my groin. I thrust my hips up, rubbing my aching erection with Naruto's equally hard member. I let out a low pitched whine.

God, if the real Naruto ever saw me like this, I would never hear the end of it. I act like such a fucking slut and I'm still a virgin. Well. . . Outside of my dreams at least.

Naruto growled again, stopped kissing me, and responded to my thrusting with thrusting of his own. Every time his large bulge rubbed my clothed erection, I let out a loud moan at the intense pleasure.

Obviously pleased with my actions, Naruto quickly took off his clothes and ripped off my own boxers, leaving us staring at the other's naked body.

Sure, we've seen each other naked before when we've taken baths together in the public hot springs. I've checked him out before he quickly pulled the towel on his muscular body. During my fantasies, I can blatantly admire his body.

His muscular body tensing with arousal, tan skin flushed, a trail of fine blond hairs leading to a long, thick erection standing out from his body.

I tore my gaze from the piece of flesh that made me drool to look up into sapphire, no wait, crimson eyes. I shuddered as I saw his fixed look never wavering as he stared at my exposed body.

Snapping out of his trance, he leapt back onto my lean body, rubbing our naked erections in the process. I hissed through my clenched teeth at the sensation.

Before I knew it, I was flipped over onto my hands and knees and Naruto's hard chest was pressed against my back. I felt his dripping member press against my hole, begging to be let in.

Now wait a minute! In my fantasies, I usually face him as he takes me and he always prepares me beforehand. I guess that my dreams are just getting more kinky as I become more sexually frustrated in real life.

I felt the hot tip pierce through, followed by him quickly thrusting the rest of the way in. I yelled out as sharp pain coursed through my body and left my ass painfully throbbing. Gritting my teeth against the pain, I shut my eyes and gripped the sheets under me tightly as Naruto forcefully pulled himself out and rammed back in again.

He started to ruthlessly pound into me, making the bed shake in the process. The pain was overwhelming as he continued to thrust.

His sharp nails bit into my hips, making torrents of blood stream down my thighs, mixing with the blood coming from my abused hole.

Naruto removed his nails from my flesh to set them on top of my clenched fists. I felt his sweaty chest press against my trembling back, continuing to fuck me like an animal in heat.

The pain was barely diminishing as I felt a shock of pleasure shoot up my spine. My cock, limp from the pain, started to harden and leak. Pre-cum dripped onto my dark sheets as Naruto managed to hit my prostate as he plunged into me.

I cried out in pleasure.

Naruto seemed to notice since he sped up even more, angling his thrusts to make it as pleasurable as possible for me. My body shook with pleasure instead of pain. I could feel my orgasm quickly approaching.

God, I had never cum this fast in other dreams. I don't care; this is the weirdest sexual fantasy I've had by far.

My body tensed up as my orgasm hit, making me shoot out white jets, coating the sheets.

Naruto's body kept pounding into me, his chest slick with sweat rubbing against my back.

As my body was slowly regaining feeling from the pleasurable experience, Naruto's body tensed up above me. I felt his hot seed within me as he let out an inhuman growl and pierced my neck with his canines.

My vision turned white with pleasure as his teeth sank deeper within my flesh. I could feel trails of blood meandering down my neck and covering my shoulders.

Weak from the blood loss and exhausted from pleasure, I passed out.

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Waking up the next morning, I smiled at the remembrance of my latest kinky wet dream. The replaying of my memory was going well. That was, until I decided to move my body.

I gasped at the sharp, stabbing pain coming from my backside and the throbbing coming from my neck. Deciding not to move anymore, I snapped my eyes open to see a very naked, blond haired, blue eyed dobe staring at me in mortification, his mouth agape.

My eyes widened. Holy shit! So that wasn't a dream; it actually happened?

"Why the fuck are we in a bed, naked, together?!" Naruto shouted, pointing his finger in my face.

Well. . . That could've gone better.

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Hope you liked it. I'll be updating this every week since it's already pre-written. :) Please review so I know what I'm doing wrong and what I'm doing right as well.